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Satire love rat's online celebrity Quotations (Article 57)

First, cherish life and stay away from love rat.

second, there is a big dish on these two lips.

third, you are a cucumber, so you don't need to shoot. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be twisted.

Fourth, when Yan saw you, he was so scared that he cried and cried and wiped his tears to find his mother.

5. Don't you think you are trying to please me like a buffoon now?

6. The reason why a man is philandering is that no one has been able to catch his heart. The reason why a woman is philandering is because someone once severely hurt her heart. -Luo Xixi

Seven, you can't cross your waist and swear like a bitch.

8. People in their sixties and seventies have a stroke, so you join in the fun.

9. Do you fucking think I'm afraid of you? Green tea bitch, I'm embarrassed to scold you in the world of big skinning!

I'm sorry, I didn't know that you didn't study, and you looked like a bitch there. Oh, I see, it must be because of a genetic mutation.

XI. I like a person who pretends to be plain and bold, and hides it like he doesn't like it at all, so that only he knows what the other person's joy of coming to chat on his own initiative is like, but if you don't say you like it, I won't say I'm afraid of embarrassment.

XII. The world is big, but what you lack is the mind.

thirteen, will you go back and hold your mother and cry? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

14th, you told me to get out? Are you very capable? In the words of my sisters, what is the attraction of my man that makes you like this?

15. People like you had better be cowboys, so they shouldn't wronged you. You can change your bed partner every day and get paid.

Sixteen, you said you dressed in white in broad daylight as a ghost? You still think you're a little dragon girl?

17. Your friends are blind. Aren't you with wolves?

XVIII. Confucius said; Fight with bricks, don't play chaos! According to the head! Whether you die or not!

nineteen, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

2. I've seen ugly ones, but I've never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

21st, you look like a potato, and you say you are excellent. You are so thick-skinned, even I feel sorry for you.

twenty-two, grass you. Mom dug big slag, dug you. Mom laughed.

twenty-three, do you mean that your old mother and mistress are so charming? Do you have to be spoiled by your old mother? There are so many coquettes.

twenty-four, I watched half of it through the window together, and it was just like the feeling that ipartment was spread outside the Wulin, but the second half couldn't stand it anyway, and I had psychological obstacles, because I couldn't accept the way people inside treated feelings. The Virgin of love rat, love rat, failed to confess as if nothing had happened, and it was better to be ambiguous in the end than to confess. The emotional line was too messy, without double arrows, and it was all a food chain, which made me feel sad.

Twenty-five, forgive me for being expressionless but loving you so deeply

Twenty-six, the dog meat in Zhumen stinks, and there are frozen bones on the road. Dog meat and bones are all about you!

why don't I scold you? Do you think if a dog bites you, can you bite the dog back?

twenty-eight, seeing that you are struggling feebly, I suddenly feel pity.

twenty-nine, people live to know how much they weigh, so don't weigh yourself on a big scale without weight.

3. Let's talk about the low, clumsy and disgusting tricks that married love rat used to trick little girls. In addition to pretending to be stupid and depressed, metropolis has a wife who is married under pressure and has no feelings, or her wife is a savage shrew, or her wife is a cold and dissatisfied woman who can't have sex with him and communicate spiritually. Some men will be more vicious and say that their wives suffer from heart disease or mental illness. In a word, his marriage is just an empty shell and a form, and his marriage is unfortunate. Perhaps they will inadvertently reveal their unfortunate family history in family of origin, such as domestic violence or parents' quarrel and divorce, and pretend to be innocent victims in an unfortunate marriage. The subtext is nothing more than "Look, I am so miserable, don't sleep with me quickly". -Meiya

Thirty-one, love rat is disgusting! ! ! A woman is willing to have a baby for you because she loves you and trusts you. You fucking treat her like this, and she will be slandered for having an abortion for you. It's so fucking cheap to expose people's pain in front of everyone for fame and fortune! ! !

thirty-two, you are that disgusting monster, don't come out in broad daylight to scare people.

thirty-three, do you find that what you say is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

thirty-four, girl, your fashionable outfit, especially that pair of black cotton socks with sandals, is really amazing.

thirty-five, when you go out, you must wear a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen. One day, after being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will be sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.

thirty-six, watch you walk with your head held high, for fear that others will not know that you are an airport.

thirty-seven, you are really tm postmodern.

thirty-eight, don't you think you have reached a state of being invincible and shameless?

thirty-nine, the thing about pregnant women has not diminished in the past two days. What is there to discuss? ! Love rat scum family, marry such a person, it is better to be alone! Why do you have to get married? Anyway, I met someone somewhere this year and treated his wife like that, which has already caused great distrust to men! Fear of marriage!

Forty. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck by swinging my bangs.

forty-one, what swords, guns, sticks, axes, hooks and forks, baked wheat cakes, fried dough sticks and steamed stuffed bun twists, I think you are like a pure Dutch fool!

forty-two, although his face stinks a little, he talks a little less, he is a little stupid, his personality is a little awkward and his temper is a little strange, but he is basically a good guy!

43rd, why do you have to stick gold on your face? Did I give you face?

forty-four, your ass grows to your eyes. Do you have to force me to challenge my limits?

Forty-five, "Good, you finally showed the true nature of love rat."

46. Do you think it's stressful to live with people with positive IQ? Hi, Sam? Hi, Sam?

forty-seven, there are many times when he doesn't behave like a man in life and emotion, but basically he will say that it's because his goal is far-reaching, and he doesn't bother to take off his bird wings for a Bole or a woman.

forty-eight, I don't want to hurt anyone, which is doomed to be a love rat, never learn to cheat my sister, never be a girl, and always take love seriously.

49. If men were like you, there would be no men in the world.

fifty, my friend, you must wash your face and look in the mirror in the morning, or it will be bad to scare the children who just started school!

51. I can't describe your coquetry in words, so I can only let you go on like this.

fifty-two, an illiterate person like you is also wanted. You are lucky!

53. If the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

fifty-four, what else do you have besides fat? Brain cells are all in fat. How smart are you?

55. The meaning of scum is perfectly interpreted in you.

fifty-six, if we say that spitting was originally used to make sense, now it has become the nourishment to baptize your body n times a day.

fifty-seven, have you not bathed for ten thousand years? I feel upside down when I look at you. Irony love rat's domineering talk about

First, he looks like a potato and says that he is excellent. You are so thick-skinned, even I feel sorry for you.

second, let's talk about the low, clumsy and disgusting tricks that married love rat used to trick little girls. In addition to pretending to be stupid and depressed, metropolis has a wife who is married under pressure and has no feelings, or her wife is a savage shrew, or her wife is a cold and dissatisfied woman who can't have sex with him and communicate spiritually. Some men will be more vicious and say that their wives suffer from heart disease or mental illness. In a word, his marriage is just an empty shell and a form, and his marriage is unfortunate. Maybe they will inadvertently reveal their unfortunate family history in family of origin, such as domestic violence or parents' quarrel and divorce, and pretend to be innocent victims in an unfortunate marriage. The subtext is nothing more than you see, I am so miserable, don't go to bed with me quickly. -meiya

Third, why don't I scold you? Do you think if a dog bites you, can you bite the dog back?

fourth, will you go back and hold your mother and cry? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

5. People in their sixties and seventies have a stroke, so you join in the fun.

6. What else do you have besides being full of fat? Brain cells are all in fat. How smart are you?

Seven, my friend, be sure to wash your face and look in the mirror in the morning, or it will be bad to scare the children who just started school!

eight, there is a big plate on these two lips.

9. I'll finish weeding you. Mom dug big slag, dug you. Mom laughed.

X. The meaning of scum is perfectly interpreted in you.

eleven, you can't cross your waist and swear like a bitch.

12. The world is big, but it is bigger than the mind you lack.

XIII. Do you think it's stressful to live with people with positive IQ? Hi, Sam? Hi, Sam?

XIV. Confucius said; Fight with bricks, don't play chaos! According to the head! Whether you die or not!

15. Don't you think you have reached a state of being invincible and shameless?

XVI. love rat is disgusting! ! ! A woman is willing to have a baby for you because she loves you and trusts you. You fucking treat her like this, and she will be slandered for having an abortion for you. It's so fucking cheap to expose people's pain in front of everyone for fame and fortune! ! !

seventeen, you are really tm postmodern.

18. There are many times when he doesn't behave like a man in life and emotionally, but basically he will say that it's because his goal is far-reaching, and he doesn't bother to take off his bird wings for a Bole or a woman.

19. If we say that spitting was originally used for reasoning, it has now become the nourishment that baptizes your body N times a day.

twenty, if the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

twenty-one, Zhumen dog meat stinks, and there are frozen bones on the road. Dog meat and bones are all about you!

twenty-two, I can't describe your coquetry in words, so I can only let you go on like this.

twenty-three, do you mean that your old mother and mistress are so charming? Do you have to be spoiled by your old mother? There are so many coquettes.

twenty-four, the thing about pregnant women has not diminished in the past two days. What is there to discuss? ! Love rat scum family, marry such a person, it is better to be alone! Why do you have to get married? Anyway, I met someone somewhere this year and treated his wife like that, which has already caused great distrust to men! Fear of marriage!

twenty-five, you told me to get out? Are you very capable? In the words of my sisters, what is the attraction of my man that makes you like this?

twenty-six, people like you had better be cowboys, so they shouldn't wronged you. You can change your bed partner every day and get paid.

twenty-seven, I'm going to get a haircut, and I twisted my neck by swinging my bangs. Love rat's profound satire

First, you are that disgusting monster. Don't come out in broad daylight to scare people.

Second, I watched half of it through the window together, and it was just like the feeling that ipartment was spread outside the Wulin. However, I couldn't stand the second half anyway, and I had psychological obstacles, because I couldn't accept the way the people inside treated my feelings. The Virgin of love rat, love rat, failed to confess as if nothing had happened, and it was better to be ambiguous in the end than to confess. The emotional line was too messy, and there were no double arrows. It was all a food chain, which made me feel sad.

Third, what swords, guns, sticks, axes, hooks and forks, baked wheat cakes, fried dough sticks and steamed stuffed bun twists, I think you are like a pure Dutch fool!

fourth, forgive me for being expressionless but loving you so deeply

fifth, I'm sorry, I didn't know you hadn't read a book, and you looked like a bitch there. Oh, I see, it must be because of a genetic mutation.

6. Seeing that you are struggling feebly, I suddenly feel pity.

7. Do you find that what you say is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

8. The reason why a man is philandering is that no one has been able to catch his heart. The reason why a woman is philandering is because someone once severely hurt her heart. -Luo Xixi

Nine, do you fucking think I'm afraid of you? Green tea bitch, I'm embarrassed to scold you in the world of big skinning!

1. Although his face stinks a little, he talks a little less, he is a little stupid, his personality is a little awkward and his temper is a little strange, but he is basically a good guy!

11. Your ass grows to your eyes. Do you have to force me to challenge my limits?

12. Have you not bathed for ten thousand years? I feel upside down when I look at you.

thirteen, don't you think you are trying to please me like a buffoon now?

fourteen, girl, your fashionable clothes, especially those black cotton socks with sandals, are really amazing.

15. You said you dressed in white in broad daylight as a ghost? You still think you're a little dragon girl?

sixteen, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

XVII. If you don't want to hurt anyone, you are doomed to be a love rat, never learn to cheat your sister, and never be a girl. You have always been serious about love.

eighteen, why do you have to stick gold on your face? Did I give you face?

19. Cherish your life and stay away from love rat.

twenty, people live to know how much they weigh, so don't weigh yourself on a big scale without weight.

21st, watch you walk with your head held high, for fear that others will not know that you are an airport.

twenty-two, when you go out, you must wear a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen. One day, after being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will be sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.

twenty-three, if men are like you, there will be no men in the world.

24. I like it.