1. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If the son says he won’t leave, fine, close the door and let the dogs out. -
2. Confucius said: "If you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon." Mencius said: "Confucius is right!" -
3. Confucius said: Fight with bricks! Isn’t it chaos! Shine your head! You will never die, no more! -
The Buddha said: I am the Buddha who is compassionate! A brick can almost kill you! -
4. Confucius said: Use bricks to fight with, and look at your face. It is not suitable to cause chaos. Since this is the case, how can one be alone, and have friends together? It doesn’t matter anymore, it means going to death, it means death! -
Buddha said: I am compassionate! Use a knife, it will hurt less. Reducing the pain is compassion!-
5. Confucius said: Go the way of others and let others go. There is no way to go. -
6. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot. -
7. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me. -
8. When we arrived at the platform, the car had already started. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! At this time, a passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to me: Wukong, please stop chasing me. -
9. I will not go to hell, whoever loves it will. -
10. Money is not the problem, the problem is that there is no money -
11. I once thought I was. The flower on the cliff was just a dregs in the sea of ??people -
12. I smiled at the sky, and then went to sleep! p>13. Heroes don’t ask where they come from, and don’t ask where the news comes from. -
14. A sheep is singing: String your heart on a skewer with my heart, string it on a skewer, and string it on another. Mutton kebabs... -
15. My grandfather told me that the most touching words in the world are not "I love you", but "your tumor is benign" -
16. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it -
17. You said... you like me? Actually... I don't. At first... Actually, I also... Let me tell you, I actually like myself quite a lot. -
18. If Jesus and Sakyamuni lose, let each other play. When he hit his head, Jesus always won, and Sakyamuni was hit all over his head. Finally, when Sakyamuni won, Jesus saw that he had lost and said, "Wait for me for a while, and you can try again when I come back." Play me. "Jesus never came back, so for thousands of years, one of Sakyamuni's hands has remained in the position of being ready to flick Jesus' head. -
19. Once he slipped and became a big lame, Looking back again... -
20. Were you thrown upwards 3 times?