1. Lao Na. I don’t see it, but you still believe in Jesus...

2. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hillside.

3. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there.

4. Mao Zedong said that those who do not marry for the purpose of dating are all hooligans.

5. A man is like a 1 yuan coin, with 1 in front and a chrysanthemum in the back.

6. Not every cow has Deluxe, and not every dad is Li Gang.

7. I am the flower of my motherland - the piranha.

8. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.

9. Don’t listen to what I say to make you happy. That’s because you don’t understand the reason behind my humor.

10. What I’m looking at is not the moon, but Chang’e…!

11. The brothels are full because people are lonely.

12. If someone confesses to you. Just say comeon.baby.

13. Oh, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.

14. What to do if your balls hurt, rub them and move on!

15. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind...

16. In the next life, I will be reincarnated as a woman and marry a man like me...

17. Sunflower, a flower that grins at the sun.

18. Don’t be obsessed with your brother, your sister-in-law will beat you up.

19. There are too many liars in the world and not enough fools.

20. An ancient saying goes: There is gold under a man’s knees, but there is foot hair under my knees.

21. Worship God when you are rich and prodigal when you have no money.

22. Why should you wear briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.

23. Chirp after chirp, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane was it flying? A Boeing 747.

24. Secret love is a successful pantomime, but speaking out becomes a tragedy.

25. If anyone uses a honey trap against me, I will take advantage of it.

26. I am not your little raccoon, and I cannot have as much fun as you.

27. I am not a cold-blooded person, but you must not turn me into one.

28. I thought that as long as the sky lasted, the earth would grow. Who knew there would be another earthquake?

29. Love is a road, friends are pigs. There is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road. !

30. The robber said a wise saying when robbing the bank: Don't move at all! Money belongs to the country, but life belongs to you!

31. When I was a child, my family was poor. I can't afford a bicycle, so I take a taxi to school every day.

32. When I see someone pretending to be B, I always lower my head. It’s not that I’m well-educated, it’s that I’m looking for bricks.

33. The moment we passed each other was so perfect. Are you not afraid of breaking your neck when you look back?

34. No matter how well-built the house is, it is only a temporary residence. That small box is your permanent home.

35. This world has taught me that if there is nothing, nothing will happen, if there is nothing, there will be no money, and if there is nothing, don’t be emotional. -

36. From the beginning of school to now, I have never done anything that made the teacher worry. I think this is a flash point in my study.

37. The farthest distance in the world is that when we go out together, you buy an Apple 4 and I buy an Apple 4.

38. Life is like a play. You play whatever role you play. You are not afraid of being looked down upon by others, but you are afraid of not living up to your expectations.

39. The sky is used to make wind and rain; the earth is used to grow flowers and grass; I am used to prove the greatness of the world.

40. Every time I miss you is like a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

41. Newton said: Give me a fulcrum and I can lift a toilet...

42. Only after reading history did I know... It turns out that Bai Suzhen had an affair with Fa Hai →_→

43. Boss: I’ll give you a bottle of ⑧2-year-old Wong Lao Kat, thank you!

44. Who gave you so much courage? Don't tell me it's Liang Jingru...

45. You are my Youlemeili, so I can throw you away after I finish drinking.

46. Once upon a time, her eyes were like those of Dong Cunrui, who looked at death as if he were at home.

47. Forgive your past and fuck your future.

48. My life was originally a coffee table, but without your spoon, it turned into tableware.

49. If I tell you now that I like you, is it too late?

50. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

51. A long time ago, lies and truth were bathing by the river. Lies were washed first and left wearing the clothes of truth, but truth refused to wear clothes of lies. Later, in people's eyes, there were only lies wearing real clothes, but it was difficult to accept the naked truth!

52. I smile from side to side to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to bed.

53. If you fall down, stand up and change into a better-looking posture before falling down again.

54. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.

55. Watermelon, watermelon, have you received it? I am a cantaloupe, I am a cantaloupe. Please reply if received.

56. It’s not that I don’t dare to kick you, I’m just afraid of dirtying the Nikes on my feet.

57. I can resist everything except temptation.

58. Master, after receiving Lao Na’s cassock, you will be Lao Na’s person.

59. The thing on my face is definitely not acne, it’s called youth.

60. Don’t talk about your conscience with me. I don’t have any. I just donated it a few days ago...