In real life or work and study, everyone has been exposed to many famous sayings and aphorisms. Quotation is one of the styles, which refers to a person's speech record. What kind of quotations are good quotations? The following are the classic funny quotations about badminton that I compiled for you, hoping to help you.

1, I came quietly and left quietly, waving a racket and leaving no one alive.

2. There is no windtight wall, and there is no' ball' that can't cross the net.

3, love is killing the ball desperately, and then turning the net a thousand times!

4, the ball skills are like underwear, invisible but very important.

5, when the "badminton racket" shorts lose the elastic band, they know what dependence is.

6. If the ball is not obedient, we will "play".

7, the sea is wide with diving, badminton is yours to play.

8. I prayed to Jesus to give me a stable and stable life. He thought about it and said, let's talk about badminton rackets first …

9. Play badminton while you are young. You can play badminton for only a few years.

10, people are awesome-I said play ball!

1 1, badminton racket, fighter, oh yeah!

12, you can hit the golf ball as far as your mind is!

13. As a man, you must be a bouncing badminton player.

14, I play my badminton and you cross your Naihe Bridge.

15. Although the badminton game is over, I won't give up if I die. You haven't tried your best!

16, when do you feel old? Playing badminton can't restore my strength for two days.

17, the last time I played badminton, it was the same number. 10 days later, I played again today, and I felt that my skills were seriously degraded, which was also related to the easy deviation of the racket line.

18, I finally got out of the team to play badminton with others tonight, sweating like a pig, blushing and heartbeat, and I felt very smooth. Be sure to exercise more this year!

19, another two hours. I wanted to play badminton to lose weight, but it doesn't matter if I keep picking up the ball. It doesn't matter whether I can lose weight or not.

20. I went to play badminton and was beaten by badminton all night.

I don't know who gave me courage, so I went to play badminton with the leader.

22. Playing badminton in a down jacket and walking on the treadmill, I also believe in myself.

23. I hurried to play badminton, but I slipped back and stopped playing badminton. I went to the first floor to play billiards for more than two hours, and a group of frozen noses.

24. Keep running for half an hour every day and play badminton. I want to put down my cell phone and sleep when I get into bed at night. As soon as I hear the alarm clock in the morning, I can get up immediately and sleep less.

25, playing badminton doubles, not afraid of opponents like God, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

26. I didn't know I had badminton talent until I was so old. I've always wanted to play, and my whole body aches.

I finished playing badminton yesterday. Today, my left hand is shaking. I'm too weak.

28. Under the dual sports of badminton and football, my bones are sore and I have no spirit. Then eat more jackfruit and comfort yourself silently.

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