Selected funny classic quotations: 1) Take me to check in. As long as there is air conditioning, do whatever you want.
2) A kind person like me usually negotiates with every grain of rice before slowly putting it into his mouth awkwardly.
3) Don't ask me stupid questions, because I don't know how to answer them.
4) monsters are not terrible. I'm afraid monsters are literate.
5) I can't go shopping. When shopping, I found myself lacking everything! !
6) Sexy, the key is that you are not sexy when you are coquettish.
7) Be sure to use the right ear when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart and may die suddenly.
8) It's sunny. I pee and reflect the rainbow.
9) Rock, paper and scissors are mine if you lose, and mine if you win.
10) My little niece plays plants vs. zombies on the iPad and does two things, collecting the sun and planting potatoes for zombies. She thinks this game is about raising zombies.
The latest funny classic quotation: 1) Don't fight with the wind. Even if you are skilled in martial arts and the wind doesn't hurt you, you will catch a cold.
2) Even a good friend sometimes slaps her to death. Impulse.
3) I can't delay sleeping for a moment. Good night
4) Clothing must not be struck by lightning, otherwise my world would have been struck by lightning.
Good night now means that you should stop pushing me around. I will continue to play with my mobile phone now.
6) People like me can't lose weight because they like to eat when they are happy and have a better appetite when they are sad. .
7) I was anxious to see you fall in the street the other day. I hope the reality can be like the internet, and I can click on the praise in the lower right corner.
8) I didn't elope. You think I don't know? The abbreviation of elopement is SB.
9) Put away your low-level tricks and stop fooling my IQ.
10) Li Gang, Li Tianyi, Li and Li are all capable people!
1 1) The world belongs to us and our children, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren!
12) I don't know when neuropathy became a good name.
13) the road is bumpy, and then go after a rush.
14) I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I ran into the wall in luxury.
15) English is really poor, just like it was just sent from Edison Chen to Weibo in Lin Chi-ling. I thought this was a confession.
16) everyone seems to be in love, leaving me alone to engage in socialism.
17) Don't ask me why I did so badly in the exam. I'm hiding my power. Have you ever seen the landlord play it as soon as he comes?
18) Every time you take a selfie, you will find that your face value is high or low, and you will be more handsome for a while. It's really boring
19) I finally know why friendship is friendship in English, because the boat of friendship turns over when it is said.
20) Today is your birthday. In order to wish you a happy birthday, all male and female toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!
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2) I'll look good if I fall, and give my life to the ugly one. I'll show you what a thousand cups are not drunk.
3) Sleepy in spring, tired in summer, tired in autumn, hibernating, dreaming of four seasons, how to listen carefully?
4) An impulsive girl like me should be given a good beating to calm me down.
5) touch your chest. I'm still young and a baby. .
6) I just reached for food in bed, and my head accidentally touched my knee and broke out in a cold sweat. If I were a snake, I would die.
7) Can it not be so hot? I am willing to trade my predecessor's life for cooler weather.
8) Have fun when you should play, and sleep well when you should study. Are you the same?
9) I am used to loneliness rather than loneliness.
10) Looking at you always reminds me of a sentence, 2B youth are much happier.
1 1) It's not that I stay up late, but that I need this bright star in the dark.
12) A boy who warms only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who warms all girls is called a boiler.
13) When I was a child, I wrote essays to help the elderly. Now that I think about it, I am really brave.
14) Years have smoothed my edges and corners. Obviously, you are fat and you don't admit it!
15) You are not naive, but born.
16) Take me to check in. As long as there is air conditioning, suit yourself.
17) Your so-called public places are nothing but toilets in my eyes.
18) I have an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.
19) There is a reason why I don't return every second. There is a time difference between us, so I may often fail to return every second.
20) Yue Lao broke my marriage line, and I dyed the sky red with blood.
2 1) Friends are the beginning of confession.
22) The first part: student ID card, admission ticket and ID card, and the second part: listening questions, reading questions, composition questions and cross-examination: the focus is on participation.
23) It's the season to see the color of girls' vests through school uniforms.
24) I used to be a thin man, too, until one sentence changed me. You eat, eat, you are not fat. I mistakenly thought I was really not fat.
25) massive operation, a countermeasure, synchronous solution!
26) The exam is a person's business, but the score is the business of seven aunts, Lao Wang next door and a bunch of other people.
27) As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won't give it to you anyway.
28) After the first happy breakup, the whole dormitory was silent.
29) The north wind is blowing, and the autumn wind is cool. If you have any difficulties, I will help you. I live next door. My name is Wang.
30) The death of the emperor is called death, the death of civilians is called death, and the death of the heartbroken is called oh yeah.