Feng Gong's most classic quotations
1*** Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
2*** Actually, I used to be quite tall, but I often took a shower and it shrunk.
I finished my bachelor's degree, master's degree and doctor's degree, and you finished your doctor's degree.
Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...
5*** The junior high school PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.
6*** If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!
7*** What can't be done? I can't stand those children, those wolves, those wives and those hooligans.
8*** Lobster, sea crab, haha! I like to eat shells! Waiter, bring him a plate of melon seeds.
He is very traditional. He prefers reading to going out to play. There are various versions of Jin Ping Mei in the room.
10*** Congratulations! Ah, can I wear it? You see, it's just different Much poorer than before.
11* * Bad lyrics version. Use nunchakus quickly. Hehe, that's it. You two died here.
12*** How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside. ...
13*** The old man has only one tooth left, and his teeth were blocked when he was eating! I ate the lotus root in my eye.
14*** People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.
15*** Would you like to listen? Are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? Pick it yourself, I will never force it.
Why can't the 16*** men's soccer team even rush out of Asia? Because there are 1 1 women on the court.
17*** Why do I always feel unhappy? Was I not at home when I was chasing Happyness?
18*** Behind every successful man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.
19*** The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life.
I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.
The most classic quotations about Feng Gong.
1* * I bought a good car, Alto, Alto, Alto! Get up with a dart and drive like a train!
2*** I became a buttonwood tree, and even the phoenix came to me. I can't believe it. I can't let you come back!
3*** Tired from walking. He sits here, and the dog sits here, one side tall. Anyone who comes over will think: Whose twins are these?
American goddess, this hand holds a torch and this hand holds a book, telling us to study even if the power is cut off.
5*** Love, just say it out loud, because you never know, which will come first, tomorrow or accident!
There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why not look around? The quantity is small and the quality is not good.
It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, there are too many chefs who have streaked for more than 20 years!
8*** Fan's daughter was insulted by hooligans. I stood up with a basket and said, you scared me to death. I thought I was robbing eggs.
9*** Yes! This student, it's so rare, I, I think you are * * * father. Come on, adoptive father, sit down, adoptive father.
10*** You will never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!
11* * The relationship between couples is not necessarily good, and the good relationship is not necessarily a couple; Crosstalk masters don't necessarily speak crosstalk, and singers don't necessarily know music.
12*** girls! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules.
13*** The so-called beauty, three points of appearance and seven points of dressing up, the so-called temperament, three points of talent and seven points of being stupid and so-called gentleness, three points of tolerance and seven points of depression.
14*** is just cutting some meat. It's heavy from the thigh. Come back to the old lady for meat if you eat well. Your hands are shaking. Watch. Too fat.
15*** I can't outrun that BMW after all, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my pedal is broken!
16*** Yes! I just want to be bigger than Pan Changjiang, have a haircut than Peisi Chen, share with Pavarotti, and speak Chinese with US President Bushby! Oh, tell him to die!
17*** You underestimate me Feng Gong. I am an artist in Feng Gong, and real art is priceless. As soon as you lose it, you want it. That depends on how much it costs.
18*** What did you take? My mother brought me eggs. Give it to me. No ... guess, guess how many. I think so. You give me one. If you want to guess, I'll give you two. Answer?
19*** Today, many noble daughters with blond hair and blue eyes on the other side of the ocean are crying to get China's green card in CCTV Spring Festival Evening and throw themselves into the arms of unmarried men.
You know my appetite, and I don't like roast duck, so I can't eat it after eating four. I said, I really can't eat. I have to eat when I get home later.
Feng Gong's Character Evaluation
In the entertainment circle, Feng Gong is often evaluated by one word: kindness. Feng Gong has a lot of work and social activities.
However, it has never affected his main business-cross talk performance. He never forgets to enrich himself, constantly strengthens the study of professional knowledge, constantly enriches and enriches himself, and takes what the party needs and what the people like as his pursuit and goal. He is witty and humorous in cross talk, and he is full of kindness in the film. He is very kind and affectionate, and never makes public. Feng Gong's love for art and his comrades-in-arms is not only manifested in his love for his family, friends and acquaintances, but more importantly, his love has been sublimated into a spirit of public welfare and has been dedicated to the whole society regardless of gains and losses. * * * Comments by tv cat * * *