2. The animal trainer he led was eaten by a lion and is dealing with the aftermath. -"Love Apartment 3"
3. Wan Yu: Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, very ugly! -"ipartment 1"
4. Meijia: You should give your opponent a head-on blow. This is what a man should do, instead of hiding here and watching something. How to control the fear of childbirth? -"Love Apartment 3"
5. Yifei: I'll just Google it for you with Baidu. -"ipartment 1"
6. Xiaoxian: Give play to ... You'd better volatilize your smell first! -"ipartment 1"
7. Yifei: Hu's art of war has a cloud, and the yellow robe is added to force him to go to Liangshan, so that he can stop the fight and turn the tide! -"Love Apartment 3"
8. Meijia: I will spray you to death with a salty soda. -ipartment 1》
9. Lisa: (referring to Ceng Xiaoxian's face) It's not the software. You should change the monitor! -"ipartment 1"
1. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Ceng Xiaoxian: Yeah yeah! -"ipartment 4"
11. Guan Gu: Hungry, then you should eat more. Youyou: What he said is a bad omen. Evil is vicious evil, and omen is fierce. -"ipartment 4"
12. Zi Qiao: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you! -"ipartment 1"
13. Guangu: Brothers are ten million, and men are not afraid to spend money. -"Love Apartment 3"
14. Security guard: Follow menstruation out to mix nightclubs. You are not a nerd. Who is it? -"Love Apartment 3"
15. Yumo: I suggest you eat something ... "Live alone". -"Love Apartment 2"
16. Xiaoxian: Confession is only the initial stage, and the advanced stage is waiting for you to confess to me. -"Love Apartment 3"
17. Zi Qiao: The younger sister is an adult wife, but the green hat stays in her heart. -"Love Apartment 2"
18. Can walnuts caught in the door still make up the brain? -"ipartment 4"
19. Yifei: Hey, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know if you are a grandmother. -"Love Apartment 3"
2. Zi Qiao: A bird without a bird's foot or a bird. -"ipartment 4"
21. Guangu: It turns out that women are made of water, and Zhang Wei is made of phlegm. Youyou: How much did he save in his lungs? -"ipartment 4"
22. Xiaoxian is drunk: I am a happy little dove ~ I want to fly and fly, don't touch my wings? -"Love Apartment 2"
23, Yifei: humiliate him, trample on him, trample on him. -"Love Apartment 3"
24. Guangu: You can also find someone to elope with you, and then wander around the world together, to a place where birds don't lay eggs and live a naked life. -"Love Apartment 3"
25. Xiaoxian: It's even worse. You might as well replace my microphone with a cucumber. -"Love Apartment 3"
26. Xiaoxian: A man's money will not change, and a sow will become a monster on a tree. -"ipartment 1"
27. Yifei: Please don't wear skirts to my class in the future, or I will punish her for handstand. -"Love Apartment 2"
28. Yifei's mother: Since you want to tell me next week, why did you call me so early? You are a bitch. -"Love Apartment 3"
29. Yifei: The wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood. -"Love Apartment 3"
3. Yifei: I am smoking, not cigars. -"Love Apartment 3"
31. Zi Qiao: Four words, simple and rude, unscrupulous, desperate, catching turtles in a jar, taking the lead, preemptive strike, can be invincible and unfavorable. -"Love Apartment 3"
32. Xiaoxian: The bachelor's degree and master's degree are completely destroyed, and the male doctor can only protect himself. To win the female doctor, hum, it is only by the saints. -"Love Apartment 2"
33. Youyou: Please ask the students who are listening to the song in front to tell the students who are talking in the middle to be quiet, so as not to affect the students who are sleeping behind. -"Love Apartment 3"
34. Zhang Wei: A crab tied with flowers climbed from an 18.6-yuan freezer to a 28.6-yuan freezer, and I was in tears. -"Love Apartment 3"
35. Guan Gu: Those who are in power will die. -"ipartment 1"
36. Zhanbo: When I finally reached the city gate, I found that the whole city had flown away. -"ipartment 1"
37. Yifei: Now the price is different. My back is hard and I can't breathe. -"Love Apartment 3"
38. Guangu: You have been taking measures for more than a week, and you are going to take measures to quit the sea. -"Love Apartment 3"
39. Xiaoxian: Fate! "By the way" is a kind of fate! -"Love Apartment 2"
4. Psychologist? A word "fool you, scare you, get you." -"ipartment 1"
41. Zi Qiao: Brother 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, spending money regardless of you and me. -"Love Apartment 3"
42. There are so many Chinese weapons that you don't learn to learn the sword. You don't learn to learn the sword when you go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I learned that man and sword are one, and I became a swordsman. -"ipartment 4"
43. Xiaoxian: Ha ha ha! Tigers don't send cats, you think I'm dying! -"Love Apartment 2"
44. Yifei: I think this hobby is good, very good and very lifelong. -"Love Apartment 3"
45. Zhang Wei: I am really not a celebrity, I am a personal flow. -"Love Apartment 2"
46. I am a knife mouth and an axe heart! -"ipartment 4"
47. Xiaoxian: Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start all over again. Instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed, we should smile and cherish the future, because life has no ifs. -Love Apartment 3》
48. You must call me online tonight, otherwise-I will write your name on the tablet. -"ipartment 4"
49. Look at him, he is not smart, and he is bald like others! -"ipartment 1"
5. Xiaoxian: Oh, I see, you are putting Bibi Shuang in the coffin and trying to save face. -"Love Apartment 3"
51. I like him, but that's the past tense, and life is the future tense. -"ipartment 4"
52. You can't go to this game because it is too anti-human. -"ipartment 4"
53. Xiaoxian: Look, a good man is him, and he is my father. -"Love Apartment 3"
54. Wan Yu: It is the duty of every citizen to despise him. -"ipartment 1"
55, Meijia: kidney calculi is a minor illness, and it hurts, which is really terrible. -"Love Apartment 3"
56. Passer-by A: It's amazing that Jiao Tong University failed to pass a blank sheet! -"Love Apartment 3"
57. Meijia: Then you don't need an umbrella in rainy days. Eh, will this grow mushrooms? -"Love Apartment 3"
58. Xiaoxian: A perfect man should show his manners and accomplishments everywhere. Everything from the other side's point of view, inadvertently show your understanding and care. -"Love Apartment 3"
59. Wan Yu: In a five fingers that can't see the night. -"ipartment 1"
6. Zi Qiao: Don't listen to the old man and die in front of me. -ipartment 1》
61. Yifei: Are you a flower girl, Mulan or Hua Wuque? -"Love Apartment 2"
62. Zhang Wei: The situation is worse than expected. Having a guilty conscience was once a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, but now it has disappeared. -"Love Apartment 2"
63. Youyou: We are so enthusiastic and lively! And enthusiastic. -"Love Apartment 3"
64. Yifei: Love is a cage, and the only way to reduce the sentence is to let go. -"ipartment 4"
65. Zi Qiao: Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day! -"ipartment 1"
66. Xiaoxian: Lisa Rong lisa, I curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets in your life! -"Love Apartment 2"
67. Xiaoxian: I summed up three success factors in this adventure: first, persistence; second, shameless; third, persistence. -"Love Apartment 3"
68. Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, it's dark on the moon and the night is high, killing people and setting fire to the sky. -"Love Apartment 3"
69. Zhang Wei: No one paints the sky blue any more, no one outlines the wings for birds, no one lets the sun out of the dark clouds, and no one ... looks at the original. -"Love Apartment 3"
7. Wan Yu: I am a firewall more competent than Kaspersky. -"ipartment 1"
71, friendship offside, lover not full. -"ipartment 4"
72. Yifei: If the carpet is not long enough, reduce your red underpants to 5 meters. -"ipartment 1"
73. Zi Qiao: Surprise again. Have you forgotten that Zhang Wei was scared to death by you last time? Look, he was scared to death. -"Love Apartment 3"
74. Sister Flash: There is not enough money, the actors are undecided, and the script is temporarily unavailable. -"ipartment 1"
75. Originally, an apology could be made with a watch ... a box of sashimi ... a balloon. -ipartment 4》
76. Being alone is not as good as being happy by others, and epilepsy is not as good as being crazy by others-ipartment 4》
77. Meijia: Your arms are powerful, your chest is broad and majestic, your skin is invulnerable ...-ipartment 1》
78, Yifei. -"ipartment 1"
79. Zhang Wei: There is a famous saying that flowers often belong to cow dung instead of people who enjoy them. -"Love Apartment 2"
8. Zi Qiao: The so-called textbook is to expand an easy-to-understand noun into a bunch of sentences that no one can understand. -"Love Apartment 3"
81. Xiaoxian: You see, an irreplaceable, impeccable and incomparable good man has made such a happy decision. Who am I to support such a technical job? -Love Apartment 3》
82. Xiaoxian: Hello, I'm your new Xiaoxian and a great friend ...-ipartment 1》
83. Yifei: It's announced downstairs that pork has gone up all over the world. Do you want me to go to Mars to buy pork? -"ipartment 1"
84. Zi Qiao: If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single. -"Love Apartment 2"
85. Xiaoxian: It turns out that all the customs and habits were invented by people who were bored with leisure? -"Love Apartment 2"
86. Guangu: It turns out that there is something worse than listening to Ceng Laoshi's program, that is, waiting for his program to start. -"Love Apartment 3"
87. Yifei: At least it's a man, screaming like a little Shenyang. -"Love Apartment 2"
88. Yifei: Good dogs don't get in the way, and those who get in the way are all roadblocks. -"Love Apartment 2"
89, Yifei: naked marriage+elopement, you are streaking! -"Love Apartment 3"
9. Zi Qiao: Miss, were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? -"ipartment 1"
91. Guan Gu: If you give me another chance, you won't go to him if I kill you! -"Love Apartment 3"
92. Yifei: I've only heard that black fertilizer will turn gray when it volatilizes, but I've never heard that it will stink when it is urged to volatilize! -"ipartment 4"
93. Yifei: As an ancient saying goes, no matter whether you are two or two, two is there, no three or four. -Love Apartment 3》
94. Nolan: medicine ... medicine ... Ceng Xiaoxian: Qiekenao-ipartment 4》
95. Zhang Wei: My advantage is that I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome. -"Love Apartment 2"
96. Zhang Wei: I found that I was not only calm, but also hurt my eggs. -"Love Apartment 2"
97. Xiaoxian: At this moment, although I was stunned by thunder, there was still a warm current in my heart. I want to say, Yifei, you finally took the right medicine. -"Love Apartment 3"
98. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here. -"ipartment 4"
99. Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are all the water that entered your mind when you chose your major! -"ipartment 4"
1. Lyrics: The next moment is the next forever. -"Love Apartment 3"
11. Youyou: You said it was just in case. What about the remaining 1999? -Love Apartment 3》
12. Yifei: This ... is probably because all caring people have a Zhang Shanliang face! -"Love Apartment 2"
13. Xiaoxian: Don't engage in porcelain work without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear a short skirt without a golden hoop. -"Love Apartment 3"
14. Life is really a live broadcast, not only with low ratings, but also with low salary! -"Love Apartment 2"
15. Yifei: I won't argue with idiots, otherwise others will not know who is an idiot. -love apartment 2》
16. Yifei: I said yes if, which is a rhetorical device to show my humanitarian support for you. -"Love Apartment 2"
17, Zi Qiao: Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is the cow. -"Love Apartment 3"
18. Meijia: Foreplay is just a cloud, and * * is the key. -"Love Apartment 3"
19. Yifei: We are distinguished guests, so don't act like a decoration team. -"Love Apartment 2"
11. Meijia: Did you press the toilet in the kitchen or put the stove in the toilet? -ipartment 1》
111. Yifei: The longer I communicate with her, the more I like pigs. Pigs will always be pigs, and sometimes people are not people! -Love Apartment 2》
112. Zi Qiao: I told her that I left her because I was from Na Wei. I said that my planet needed to be rebuilt, so I left. -"Love Apartment 2"
113. Yifei: You don't drink the car when drinking, and you don't drink the car when drinking. -"ipartment 4"
114. Guangu: There is no time to clear the graveyard and let your coffin recruit people. -"Love Apartment 3"
115. In our place, when a boy is interested in a girl, he will say leave a phone number! -"ipartment 4"
116. Xiaoxian: What pressure do you two physically and mentally handicapped young men and women have? -"Love Apartment 3"
117. Jump early, call it a day, die early, and survive early. -"ipartment 4"
118. Youyou: I refuse to appear on the same screen with you? -"Love Apartment 2"
119. Xiaoxian: She developed at the age of six! Ha, ha, ha, Tian Shan Tong Mu! -Love Apartment 3》
12. Lisa: I am not a 36-year-old girl anymore. -"Love Apartment 3"
121. Yumo: I didn't eat it, I gave it to my boyfriend.-"Angelica sinensis" to remind him to come back that night! -"Love