Chaplin can compose music, direct and act. He is a rare all-round filmmaker. Once, he held a film production meeting and a fly flew around him. At first, he hit it several times with his hand, but he missed it and asked for a fly swatter. During the dinner, he took a fly swatter, posed as a fly swatter and looked at the flies viciously. But he called three times and missed. The comedian shrugged his shoulders and said, this is not the one just now.

A wealthy businessman told Mark? Twain said, "I want to use your name to make an advertisement for our company." Mark? Twain said, "Of course."

The next day in Mark? The newspaper sponsored by Twain published the following words:

A female fly has two sons. She takes care of these two sons as the apple of her eye. One day, mother and son flew to the shop of a commercial company. A little fly went to taste the beautifully packaged candy, and suddenly its wings shook, and it fell down and died! Another little fly went to eat sausage, only to fall headlong and die on the spot. The mother fly was so miserable that she jumped on a piece of fly paper and committed suicide. Although she chewed it, it turned out to be safe!

The rich man rolled his eyes with anger after watching the advertisement.

Mark? Twain once stayed in a hotel. He was told in advance that mosquitoes were particularly fierce here.

When he checked in at the reception desk, a mosquito just flew in. Mark? Twain said to the waiter, "I heard that mosquitoes in your area are very smart, so they will come to see my room number in advance so as to check in and have a good meal at night."

The waiter couldn't help laughing after listening. What about that night, Mark? Twain slept well, because the waiter also remembered the room number and went into the room in advance to do the mosquito killing work.

Mark? Twain once put an advertisement in the newspaper because he didn't like members of Congress passing a bill in Congress, which said, "Half of the members of Congress are assholes." As soon as the newspaper was sold, many protest calls followed. These congressmen don't think they are bastards and ask Mark Twain to correct them. Mark Twain then made another correction: "I was wrong, Congressman, half of them are not assholes."

Einstein put forward his views on success in life at the press conference. He used a mathematical formula to express it: assuming that A represents a person's success, I can write the following formula: A = X+Y+Z, X represents work, and Y represents games. The reporter asked: What does Z stand for? Einstein smiled and replied: Z is to keep your mouth shut.