2. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.
3. Double Eleven recommended good things to roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them and killed them.
The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept that you are an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.
My roommates are all eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.
6. When everyone is involved in the exam, I will eat and sleep on time, do more exercise, keep healthy and kill them!
7. Everyone is playing mobile phones. I played Tik Tok music loudly and recited English words, which killed them!
8. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".
9. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you and killed you.
10. Others shit in the toilet, and I shit in the bed. It's so convenient to roll them to death.
1 1. All my friends have lost their hair. I secretly picked up the hair that fell to the ground and stuck it on my head. It curled more than them.
12. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.
13. Did you write today?
14. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I learned it secretly, and I didn't fail any subjects at the end of the term, which hurt them.
15. May every self with firm goals be fearless and confident in the future!
16. Not fighting myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.
17. In fact, we even participated in love.
18. There is no hurdle in life. If you can't get through, try to lie down!
19. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of papers.
20. When other college students drink boiled water, I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.
A collection of 40 sentences in which friends ridiculed their single mothers and fetuses.
A circle of friends who mocked mother's singleton was 1. Come here, I have a serious relationship and want to talk to you.
2. Love is drinking this cup before pouring that one.
3. Want to fall in love and choose a gender? You deserve to be single!
I finally know why I'm single. Those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know.
5. Recruit ten boyfriends online, and be the captain in private first.
6. I'm not afraid to be alone on Valentine's Day. I'm afraid to be with the person I like.
7. Valentine's Day alone, alone, let me pass the exam alone if I have the ability.
8. It's not terrible to have no lover. The terrible thing is that others think I have a bunch! I don't even know who my lover is.
9. Others have been in love for three years. Have I been in love for three years?
10. The only person who loves each other is always with him. Some people in single dog are already accompanied.
1 1. Nobody held my hand on Valentine's Day, so I put it in my pocket.
12. "Yo, why are you alone on Singles Day again?" "I'm afraid that half a person will scare you."
13. Don't always belong to single dog. You are a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.
14. Dear yourself, be kind and know how to protect yourself. Be nice to others, but don't be bullied by others. Don't let your kindness become a tool for others to hurt yourself. Your kindness should have a bottom line and principles.
15. Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.
16. Someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.
17. single dog Conservation Association reminds you that there are thousands of roads, and the first one is to take off the bill. Don't work hard today, eat dog food every day.
18. It is against the dogma for us fairies to fall in love.
19. Women should have backbone, or fall in love and get married, or be proud and single.
20. Hello, I am a life-long honorary member of the global single dog Anti-show Love Alliance.
Make fun of your single mother and baby's circle of friends Part II 2 1. The whole world smells of love, and only I smell of single dog.
22. It's a pity that Jackson Yi can't come back to accompany me this year, but we still love each other. Thank you for your blessings.
23. Actually, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.
24. No gifts this Valentine's Day, only boyfriends.
25. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.
26. Hello, do you like me? If you like me, take a deep breath
27. Isn't it single? One day, I was very anxious. I loved you one by one on WeChat, which was the best.
28. Being sour several times a year is particularly tiring!
29. One person is full, the whole family is not hungry, and the wool is on the sheep.
30. Life is not only the present, but also the previous invitations.
3 1. God is very fair. He let you spend Singles' Day, but not Valentine's Day.
Don't show your love in front of me on Valentine's Day, or I will sing Happy Farewell in front of you.
Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.
34. People who are not in love pay for courageous actions. I am happy to find the wind and rain, and I hope that I will not worry about being single.
35. Someone just asked me out for Valentine's Day in February 14, and my decisiveness made me black. In an emergency, you can cheat my feelings, but you can never kill me.
Plant your own flowers and love your own universe.
37. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.
38. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!
39. Everyone help me hold the flowers. That rose stick stuck to me, 350 thousand. I can't even get up
40. Here, I hope that all shall be well that ends well with lovers, and those without lovers will find true love.
Writing humor at work is suitable for sending 20 sentences in a circle of friends.
1. involution is the process of entropy increase. Life depends on negative entropy, and only when it enters the flow can it be broken.
2. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of examination papers.
I am the paper in the pocket of the washing machine, which has killed me, so I'd better not feel better.
If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.
You don't have to fight with others, let alone yourself.
6. Did you write today?
7. I pretended to watch the live broadcast in Viya, Li Jiaqi, but I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.
8. Double Eleven recommended good things to roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them and killed them.
9. My roommates are all asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.
10. My boyfriend plays games on weekends. I study secretly, and I am more educated than him. Then I don't want him.
1 1. Roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.
12. Don't please anyone. If you please anyone, you will get stuck, only please yourself.
13. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.
14. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.
15. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.
16. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.
17. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn. I'll live better than them if I die. Fuck them.
18. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.
19. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.
20. When my roommates are asleep, I will secretly drink carbonated drinks to occupy a place in the Western Heaven and crush them to death.
Twenty humorous sentences with serious involution extracted from friends circle
1. Laughing to death, we are not allowed to hang bed curtains in our school, so we can clearly see the bunk opposite the dormitory and secretly roll to death.
You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.
You don't have to fight with others, let alone yourself.
4. I started my own mental internal friction before I had time to intervene.
In the era of involution, we should grow against the wind.
6. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. In the future, infertility will not give birth to children. I am younger than them. Fuck them.
7. Pretending to play while playing the game is actually putting the book aside and secretly reciting it, and rolling to death.
8. First place in the dormitory!
9. Not an involution, but a quiet study, and then surprise everyone!
10. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.
1 1. I don't know what it means when I listen to the volume for the first time, but it is already in the volume when I listen again.
12. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children will have bigger eyes than them and will roll them to death.
13. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.
14. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.
15. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.
16. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.
17. No matter how the world rolls, there are only clouds in my heart.
18. In fact, we even participated in love.
19. Other college students drink boiled water, so I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.
20. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn, and I will live better than them when I die, and roll them to death.