I don’t watch TV every time after eating. Sometimes I watch TV while eating. Some changes in my life will increase the fun.

There are three things in the world that take a long time to come: birthdays, Christmas... and the pizza delivery person.

I feel like there is a skinny kitten inside me, and it... feels hungry.

Oh? Eat mice? If the world already has spaghetti, why eat mice? !

From today on, I will no longer be greedy, but just love to eat.

I only eat 4 meals a day...breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks.

John: "The pizza delivery is a woman." Garfield: "A female pizza delivery person?...Marry her now!!"

Garfield said to the puppy Odie: "There's a difference between a cabbage and a pocket watch. A cabbage can't tell us the time. Odie, you've got a cabbage head!"

My weight is my own business.

Do you think it is easy to sleep 18 times a day?

The problem with chocolate is that it’s gone after you eat it.

Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.

(First sentence on New Year’s Day morning) This year I decided not to sleep more than 8 hours a day! ...In this case, 8 hours a day multiplied by 365, divided by 24...121 6 days (said to the master John). Wake me up on May 3rd.

I’m not a big glutton, and I don’t eat everything. I'm just a performance artist (pointing to the food in front of me), I'm completing my work.

I’m going to do push-ups today! ...Ahhhhhhhhhhhh (I really can’t hold it up)…I’ll lie down on my stomach today, and then I’ll hold it up tomorrow.

Nature uses animals like dogs to illustrate that our lives are not the worst.

In addition to eating and sleeping, life may have other meanings, but I think it would be better without them.

I would like mornings if they came later.

Some people call this laziness, I call it deep thought.

Shh--don't tell them that I have done good things, it will affect my image!

You actually brought back an old and useless guy, and it’s not me.

Garfield was definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls were definitely born for Garfield.

Love me, feed me, don’t leave me.

Garfield wants to have three wishes: "The first is for pork rolls, the second is pork rolls, and the third, oh, you are wrong, I want more wishes, like that I can get more pork rolls.”…

“Odie is shivering in the cold outside the window. I really can’t bear to see him like this. No, can I just sit back and watch. ? I have to do something." Garfield closed the curtains.

The characteristic of failed people is that they will continue to fail. If you want to see him fail, he won't let you down.

If you can't defeat your enemies, join them.

I made a wish on the stars. I don't really believe in it, but it's free anyway, and there's no evidence that it doesn't work.

(after bleak violin music) Hi! Lift your head high and take big strides forward! You have to prove to people that you are not a pushover.

Although Odie is a dog, he sometimes lives like a dog. --------Cat Philosopher

Odie, let's go eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.

This burger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.

Garfield: Jon, if you can guess how many chocolate beans there are in this, everything in this jar will be yours. Jon: ?I guess you ate them all. Garfield: You guessed it!

The speed at which a cat rushes toward food is directly proportional to the amount of food.

That’s it! I'm going to take my third nap of the day.

The ball shape is also the body shape.

I had a good sleep, 16 hours, I like short naps.

I just want to lie on my back and don’t want to sit up.

I am fat and lazy - but I am proud!

Garfield’s diet tips: 1. Don’t plan to come back for a second round if you don’t eat enough. Get enough food for the first time. 2. Adjust the zero point of the scale to minus 5 kilograms.

3. Never eat diet sweets. 4. Don’t make friends with a girlfriend whose family owns a restaurant or bakery. 5. You should eat more vegetables to lose weight, so you should eat more pumpkin pie, vegetable biscuits, etc. 6. It is not advisable to eat too much cold food (except ice cream). 7. Save a little at each meal and don’t eat everything—for example, the cherry on top of your ice cream sundae. 8. Spend more time with people who are fatter than you.

I can't let that chicken write after my name.

Having a big belly is not scary. The scary thing is that there is no good stuff in the belly.

If you don’t want to give someone something to eat, you have to make it think about something.

The cutest thing is a little table with pork rolls.

There are many things in this world that are more important than money, such as pasta.

It's great to have fun doing exercise that doesn't make you gain weight.

The characteristic of failed people is that they will continue to fail. If you want to see him fail, he won't let you down.

From now on I will never do anything sorry for Odie...maybe, maybe not forever.

Now, can you give us back Monday? And on Wednesdays and throughout August, Wisconsin and chocolate candies. ...By the way, one more thing, can you give me back my coins?

A beautiful lady told Jon you were so cute, and you asked me what was wrong!

Today is Monday and everything is wrong. What should I do? Oh, I see. ——(Chidi kicked and floated in the air)——Hey! Even the gravity of the earth has lost its energy today.

Garfield saw the puppy Odie running into an ancient castle and followed him inside. Opening a door, a hall was dark and midwinter.

Garfield yells: "Odie!"

Echo (fades): "Odie—Odie—Odie—"

Garfield Then shouted: "Where are you?"

The echo (still fading): "Where are you? - Where are you? - Where are you? -"

Garfield thought: That sounds good.

Garfield continued to shout: "Garfield is the most beautiful and handsome cat in the world!"

Echo (crescendo): "Impossible--nonsense--nonsense--liar" People's——"

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

One should love animals . They are so tasty.

Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

Save water. Use water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don't let her husband know.< /p>

Behind every successful woman, there is a man. And behind

every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Behind every successful man, there is a man. Women. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

No matter how happy the bachelor is Sooner or later, you will get married. Isn’t happiness permanent?

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

Smart people are all unmarried, and it is difficult for those who get married. Be smart again.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Success is a relative term, it will bring you many unrelated relatives (contacts) .

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Don’t wait until tomorrow to make excuses, make excuses today.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Love is like a photo, it requires a lot of darkroom time to develop.

Children in backseats accident causes. Accidents in backseats cause children.

Children in the back seat will have accidents, and accidents in the back seat will give birth to children.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

"The dream you have now determines your future", so just sleep a little longer.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.< /p>

There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?< /p>

Working hard won't kill you! But I won't prove it myself.

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!

"Work fascinates me."

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Working is so fun! Especially watching others work.

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

God has decided who is yours Relatives, luckily he leaves you some leeway in choosing friends.

When two's company, three's the result!

The state of two people is unstable, and the status of three is unstable. Talent is!

A dress is like a barbed fence. Enjoy watching.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more

you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to

learn.

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. Why learn? Coming?

Teacher: "Can you do it?!"

"Yes, I can, please don't make me stand"

Teacher: "Okay, Please tell me the location of Australia."

"This...I know, I personally think it is on Mars. If I am wrong, please tell me..."