Jon: Garfield, guess what I brought you?

Garfield: No matter what it is, as long as you can eat it.

Jon is taking a shower and Garfield is sleeping.

Garfield: People who sing in the shower should be taken to the street and shot.

Garfield was waiting at the dinner table for dinner, but Jon was busy going out.

Garfield: Hey, didn't you forget something important?

Garfield: You know, in some states it's a felony to not make breakfast for your cat.

Garfield: (telling a story) A long time ago, there was a little girl (the back of Odie wearing a princess dress appeared on the screen). She (Odie suddenly turned around and stuck out her long tongue) She was as ugly as if there was nothing in the refrigerator!!

Garfield held an ice cream in his hand and said to Odie: Odie, do you want to lick it? Odie looked at it with joy, sincerity and expectation. Garfield. Garfield stuck out his tongue and licked Odie's face hard and continued eating ice cream

Although Odie is a dog, he sometimes lives like a dog. --------Cat Philosopher

(After the desolate violin music) Hi!

Lift your head high and stride forward !

You have to prove to people that you are not a potato that can be bullied.

Holding a bird in your hand is not enough.

Tips for Garfield’s diet: Don’t plan to come back for a second round if you don’t eat enough. Get enough food for the first time. Adjust the zero point of the scale to negative kilograms. Absolutely no diet sweets. Don't get a girlfriend whose family owns a restaurant or bakery. To lose weight, you should eat more vegetables, so you should eat more pumpkin pie, vegetable biscuits, etc. It is not advisable to eat too much cold food (except ice cream). Save a little at each meal, don't eat everything (for example, the cherry on the ice cream sundae). Spend more time with people who are fatter than you. Today is New Year's Day. I decided to sleep every day in the new year. If it does not exceed the hour. If so, X/Tianyue Day calls me to get up!

Today I want to do push -ups. Hold on

I’m fat and lazy but I’m proud!

Shh, don’t tell them I’ve done good things, it will affect my image!

You actually brought back an old, useless guy, and it's not me.

Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.

Garfield was definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls were certainly born for Garfield.

Odie, let's go eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.

I should be polite to Odie. (Kicked) I'm sorry, Odie? Now I do.

I can't let that chicken write after my name.

This burger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.

Odie, let's go buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.

Having a big belly is not scary. What is scary is that there is no good stuff in the belly.

With spaghetti, who would eat mice?

Odie was shivering from the cold outside the window, so pitiful. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I just sit back and do nothing? I have to do something. Garfield closed the curtains.

You can take the kitten away from Meatloaf, but you can't take Meatloaf away from the kitten.

If you don’t want to give someone something to eat, you have to make it think about something.

The trouble with chocolate is: when you eat it, it’s gone.

The cutest thing is a little table with pork rolls.

(deep) Am I dreaming? (rushes to his bed and lifts the quilt) There is no me in the quilt, so I am not sleeping

There are many more things in this world than money. More important stuff, like pasta.

It's great to have fun doing exercise that doesn't make you gain weight.

The characteristic of failed people is that they will continue to fail. If you want to see him fail, he won't let you down.

Garfield will have three wishes: the first is for pork rolls, the second is for pork rolls, and the third, oh, you are wrong, I want more wishes, that way I You can get more pork rolls.

From now on I will never do anything sorry for Odie, maybe, maybe not forever.

Now, can you give us back Monday? And Wednesday and all of August, Wisconsin and chocolate candy. By the way, one more thing, can you give me back my coins?

A beautiful lady told Jon that you are so cute, and you asked me what's wrong!

If you can't defeat your enemies, join them.

Hello Nalman. I'm in Abu Dhabi now. The worst part here isn’t the lack of spaghetti, or being thousands of miles from home. The scariest part is that this place is crowded with cute cats that have been mailed!

Garfield, you don’t really want to send me to Abu Dhabi by express mail, do you? Nalman, I won't...

I'll use slow shipping so it's cheaper.

Ball shape is also body shape.

No, fruitcake! It’s one of the three things I won’t eat. The other two items are raisins and snails.

Jon, if you can guess how many chocolate beans there are in this, everything in this jar will be yours.

I guess you've eaten them all and you were right!

Nalman: Garfield, are you here to defend me?

Garfield: No, I'm here to confirm your guilt.

How many years would you say the Cat Commission would sentence Nalman to? I think years would be the best.

Can you do me a favor? Apply for a dog, preferably a Spanish poodle!

The problem with dogs is that they don’t have an ON /OFF switch.

I still have to say sorry to Odie (at this time Odie was standing at the edge of the table, walked over and kicked him down.) Now I have to say twice.

Today is Monday and everything is wrong. What should I do? Oh, I know. (Kidi kicks, and floats in the air) Hey! Even the gravity of the earth has lost its energy today.

That’s it! I’m going to take my third nap today.

I made a wish on the star. I don't really believe in it, but it's free anyway, and there's no evidence that it doesn't work.

I'm bungee jumping, can't you see?

I had a good sleep for an hour. I like to take short naps.

Garfield saw the puppy Odie running into an ancient castle and followed him inside. Opening a door, a hall was dark and midwinter. Garfield shouted: Odie!

Echo (fading): Odie Odie Odie

Garfield shouted again: Where are you?

Echo (still) Fading): Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?

Garfield thought: This sounds good.

Garfield continues to shout: Garfield is the most beautiful and handsome cat in the world!

Echo (crescendo): It is impossible to lie and lie