People think that Zhang was once the king of Northeast China and a bandit. He didn't know the words in his pocket, so he couldn't even read a notice at all. He is just a rebellious hero and a fugitive. But I don't know that although Zhang doesn't read much, he is very smart and can often write poems at critical moments. These are all because of one of his hobbies, that is, he likes listening to storytelling and watching plays since he was a child. It is said that he later became a bodyguard, but as long as he was free, he asked Cui, a blind man, to tell him books about countries, things, the Three Kingdoms, the Southern and Northern Dynasties, the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, and all the listeners listened. It is said that these stories played a great role in his later governance of Northeast China.
At that time, Du Lishan was king in Sanjiangou in western Liaoning and Fiona Fang in Qingmakan, and became an outlaw, with numerous bandits and huge momentum. When Zhang took refuge in Du Lishan, he was in trouble. Du had some ink in his stomach, so he looked down on Zhang and deliberately embarrassed him. He even gave a banquet, drank wine and wrote poems in the "Golden Hall" to make a fool of Zhang, and even planned to kill Zhang.
At that time, Zhang was outnumbered and had to take refuge in it. The situation is critical and the two sides are at loggerheads. The scene is very similar to the atmosphere of Liu Bang and Xiang Yu at the Hongmen Banquet, and there is also the emotional appeal of Yang Zirong's single-handedly invading Hu Weishan and the wisdom of mountain carving. However, at this banquet, the two sides did not draw swords and dance, nor did they have a dark talk about the shanzhai. Instead, they drank the right couple, and those who didn't deserve it were punished on the spot. The thugs had been lurking behind the scenes.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Du Lishan stood up and said, "Listen, brothers. Let's talk about the first part, then Brother Zhang will follow my advice, and then the second part will come out to help withdraw the wine and have a good time. You are the judges. Maybe just do things as usual! Punish three bowls of wine to show punishment. " Du Lishan cleared his throat and unhurriedly spoke the first part:
My wife is hanging around the hospital with a big belly. I wonder if she is bloated or obese.
Du Lishan finished, but all the gangsters were happy and everyone burst into laughter. "Interesting! Interesting! ! "Zhang frowned, a moment all dare not relax, after listening carefully, a little thinking, bottom allied way:
You were drunk and asleep. My master Li was lying on the hillside after drinking white wine. I wonder if he is drunk or asleep.
Hearing this, the gangsters cheered in unison. "Good! Just right! ! Tall! Really high! ! "The dreamer secretly praised that Zhang Tou was not an idle person. He quoted the classics and brought out Li Bai, which was much better than the last sentence of our king!
Du Lishan looked unhappy after hearing this, thinking, this little man is ok, and the next sentence is right. I have to give him some difficulty, and I can't let this boy get the upper hand. Thought of here, his brow wrinkled up, and the first part spit it out from his mouth:
Three points in the official residence, silk around it. If you want to wear silk gauze, you must be an official.
After Du Lishan finished singing, all the gangsters seemed to be boiling. Cheers almost didn't lift the "Golden Branch Hall", and everyone gave a thumbs-up sign. "Good top allied! Ok, online! ! The official family, the silk gauze, is wonderful, and it is worthy of being our stockade master. It is very learned! " At this time, Du Lishan was full of ambition and triumphant. He cocked his nose. On his face, which he can't hide, his nostrils are like two holes in a kiln. The nose hair in his nostrils kept shaking with the gasps, like an ambush sword and halberd, always ready to try his hand, hoping to kill it.
"Zhang bro, don't dally! Everyone is waiting to hear your masterpiece! Say it right quickly! " Du Lishan was impatient and urged Zhang.
Sweat oozed from Zhang's forehead, and his two small eyes followed the brain in rapid rotation. Suddenly, he patted his thigh and got it! Confidently sing a way:
Three words stand for gentleman. If you want to break into the rivers and lakes near Sanfenshui, you must be a gentleman.
"ah! Great, Zhang Xiaoren! Not only is the confrontation rigorous, but he also calls himself a' gentleman'. The implication is that the prosperity of Laozi's cottage cannot be separated from you. " Du Lishan also secretly provoked his thumb and was amazed. Gangsters and minions are even more cheerful and cheering.
Du Lishan knife-shaped eyebrows stand on end, his teeth clenched, and he shouted confidently:
Go to the shrimp farm blindly, eat shrimp blindly, and shrimp are all jumping with blind hands!
At this point, the whole gold distribution hall was silent, and everyone was dumbfounded. I wonder what Du Lishan said. Seeing this, the military adviser next to him quickly stood up and explained, "Your Majesty said that a blind man was greedy and went to the shrimp farm to eat shrimp. The blind man touched the live shrimp, which jumped around in the blind man's hand. Simply put, it is' blindly going to the shrimp farm, blindly wanting to eat shrimp, and the shrimp is jumping with its hands' ". Hearing this, the dreamer whispered, looked around and talked about it. They all say that the first part is not good for the second part. And Zhang was thinking, he really, loudly blurted out:
Soldiers walk on ice, soldiers eat ice, soldiers are cold, and their hearts are cold!
The minions nodded understandably, shaking their heads like selling drums. Seeing this scene, Zhang quickly explained: "I said that a soldier was walking on an icy river. When he was thirsty, he smashed ice to quench his thirst. Ice is cold, which makes soldiers' hearts as cold as ice. In short, it is' soldiers walk on the ice, soldiers want to eat ice, and their hearts are cold'. Du Lishan saw Zhang puzzled, angry and embarrassed, but left the table with a straight face, whispered a few words with a small leader next to him, and continued to drink for fun.
After a while, the little leader walked down the steps with a goose in his hand. Du Lishan pointed to the goose and said to Zhang, "Brother Zhang is skilled in martial arts, eloquent and both civil and military. I admire him! Admire! But tell me, is the goose in that brother's hand dead or alive? "
Zhang had already seen through Du Lishan's trick and thought, I said it was a dead goose. As soon as the little leader let go, a live goose shook its wings and walked on the ground. When I said it was a live goose, the little leader broke the goose's neck and turned it into a dead goose. So he pointed to the goose and shouted to Du Lishan:
There is a goose in my brother's hand. He asked me to guess whether I was alive or dead. When I say the goose lives, it dies. When I say the goose dies, it lives.
Du Lishan is a narrow-minded and jealous person. In today's words, he told Wu Dalang to open a shop-don't be taller than the shopkeeper. Or, just Rainbow Lun, the early duke of water margin, has no place for heroes such as Classical. As soon as he saw that Zhang couldn't be defeated by Wen and didn't want to set the tiger free, he wanted to get rid of Zhang by force to avoid future troubles. Just as he was about to smash a cup for the bugle, he was stopped by his father, Du Lao, the "too old gentleman".
This old man Du is a man who loves talents but cherishes them. He thinks Zhang is a good material for governing the country and keeping the country safe. He is just a dragon stranded in the shallows for the time being, and he will certainly be able to make a difference in the future. Therefore, Du Lao sentenced Zhang as his son and entrusted him with a heavy responsibility. I am very angry with Du Lishan, and there is nothing I can do.
Later, just like Lin Chong and Wang Lun fought, and Classical was the water margin castellan, Zhang also gave priority to customers, punished Du Lishan and became the stronghold castellan. Later, this army made outstanding achievements in resisting Russia, reaching the Japanese aggressors and repelling bandits, so it was wooed by the Qing court. During the Republic of China, this bandit team, from small to large, from weak to strong, repeatedly lost and fought, and repeatedly won. Zhang is also one step at a time, achieving the level of commander-in-chief of security in the four eastern provinces. After two wars of direct service, it once occupied the Central Plains and controlled most of northern China.
Zhang's adventures in his early years turned the corner with his wit and courage and his extraordinary talent. Earth dam road is dedicated to future generations.