1. Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

2. What is yours is always yours, and what others give will be taken away by others.

3. Can you speak Chinese in English? Otherwise don't say anything.

4. Work is so interesting! Especially watching other people work.

5. The cutest thing is a small table with pork rolls.

6. You can let the kitten leave the meatloaf, but you cannot let the meatloaf leave the kitten.

7. The more you learn, the more you know; the more you know, the more you forget; the more you forget, the less you know; why do you learn?

8. If you want to appear smart, surround yourself with fools.

9. Why do people always want us to eat mice? This mouse may be the mother of a group of children, or it may be the teacher of the mouse classroom...

10. I am not fat, I am just a little short according to my weight.

11. You actually brought back an old and useless guy, and it’s not me.

12. The ball shape is also a body shape.

13. God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, He has left you some room in choosing your friends.

14. Smart people are all unmarried. It is difficult for married people to become smart again.

15. The trouble with chocolate is: if you eat it, it’s gone.

16. God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, He has left you some room in choosing your friends.

17. From now on, I will no longer be greedy, but just love to eat.

18. Jon, take me to the vet! I have a problem with insomnia. Every 12 or 13 hours, I wake up.

19. Garfield was definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls were certainly born for Garfield.

20. I’m fat and lazy—but I’m proud!

21. I had a good sleep, 16 hours. I like to take short naps.

22. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

23. I made a wish to the stars. I don't really believe in it, but it's free anyway, and there's no evidence that it doesn't work.

24. A beautiful lady told Jon that you are so cute, and you asked me what was wrong!

25. There are many things in this world that are more important than money, such as pasta.

26. Odie, let’s go buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.

27. Oh? Eat mice? If the world already has pasta, why eat mice?

28. This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.

29. Hard work will not lead to death! But I won’t prove it myself.

30. There is one thing about laziness that makes people particularly fond of it, that is, it doesn’t require learning.

31. Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don’t let her husband know.

32. I don’t watch TV every time after eating. Sometimes I watch TV while eating. Some changes in my life will increase the fun.

33. Garfield has three wishes: "The first is for pork rolls, the second is for pork rolls, and the third, oh, you are wrong, I want more wishes." , then I can get more pork rolls.”

34. If you don’t want to give someone something to eat, you have to make it think about something.

35. A child in the back seat will have an accident, and an accident in the back seat will give birth to a child.

36. My weight is my own business.

37. With pasta, who would eat mice?

38. Some people call this laziness, but I call it deep thought.

39. Shhh - don’t tell them that I have done good things, it will affect my image!

40. I would like the morning if it came later.

41. No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Isn’t happiness permanent?

42. Don’t wait until tomorrow to make excuses if you can’t pay the job, make excuses today.

43. Odie was shivering with cold outside the window. He was so pitiful. I couldn’t bear to see him like this. No, can I just sit back and do nothing? I have to do something - Garfield closed the curtains.

44. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

45. Why do people like teddy bears? This is because of their personality. They will not eat your food, dance with the girl you ask for, or steal your limelight.

46. No, fruit cake! It's one of the three things I don't eat. The other two items are raisins and snails.

47. Odie, let’s go eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.

48. If you can’t defeat your enemies, join them.

49. Odie, let’s go eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.

50. A big belly is not scary. The scary thing is that there is no good stuff in the belly.

51. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

52. What you can eat today will never be left for tomorrow.

53. Love is like a photo, it requires a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

54. There is nothing more comfortable than drinking steaming coffee and reading a newspaper. It would be better if I could understand it.

55. Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can eat today.

56. The characteristic of a failed person is that he will continue to fail. If you want to see his failure, he will not let you down.

57. There should be a better way to start the day instead of waking up every morning.

58. Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.

59. You can scratch my fur, insult my mother, beat my dog, and play with my rubber mouse, but you are not allowed to eat my food or sleep in my bed!