1. I must return to the west, I must return to the west. After drinking it, my eyes will be straight, my three souls will be gone, my four feet will be in the sky, my five inner beings will be burned, six gods will have no master, seven will rise and eight will fall, and nine springs will be under the water. He must be a fierce ghost

2. I suddenly feel that the death method of jumping into the well is not heroic enough, so I will go back and think of a more heroic death method and die another day

3. Sedum, the scenery of sedum, the sky of sedum

4. As long as grandpa says a word, I am willing to marry a pig, a dog, a toad, a cockroach

5 .You are the little bitch next to a bitch

6. You are smelly and lazy, you only know how to eat and eat every day, and when you are done eating, you feed others. The stupidest people in the world are pigs

7. Sedum: It’s so easy to break, not even a dog can get in

Xuejian: It’s you

8. (Xuejian’s name for Sedum) Turtle, gangster, stinky tofu, pig head and vegetable teeth, electric shock of stinky tofu

10. (During the poisonous incident) Sedum to Xuejian: The king of hell told you to die at the third watch, but he will not stay until the fifth watch. People are still alive. , it’s too long and boring, just be happy

11. (Xuejian promised Jingtian to fulfill one of his wishes) Xuejian: Why are you so greedy and want everything?

Jing Tian: Greed, that is the driving force of my life

Xuejian: Despicable and shameless is your whole character

Sedum: That’s right

12. Xuejian : It looks so peaceful here

Sedum: Have you never heard of a saying that everything is calm before the storm?

13. (Sedum was bitten by a poisonous person) I'm afraid that I can't help but bite Xuejian)

Sedum: Get out, hurry up.

Xuejian: Why?

Sedum; I , I am afraid that you will molest me

Xuejian: I am also afraid that you will molest me.

14. I am the eldest lady of the Tang family, I am a pig if I leave you at this time Po

15. (The loyal Maomao) If the boss dies, I will kill you first and then commit suicide

16. (The scene of being bitten by a poisonous person) Outside Tian's Gate)

Chang Yin: Could it be that they were poisoned

Chang Qing: They were not poisoned, their eyes are still black

Xue Jian: Then you What are you crazy about?

Maomao: I am protecting my boss

He Biping: I am protecting myself

17. What if it lives in the mountains? In the old forest, there are seven heads and six arms, and they are violent. How can you let it help me? How can you let it help me... (The way Jingtian talks is so funny)

18. (Five poisons) The beast turned into a potato, everyone was amazed) Why did it turn into a potato again?

19. (Speech leaked) Sedum: Little thing, come out quickly

(Look at Chang Qing, Xuejian, etc.) She is shy, let me do something about it

(Turns to the Five Poisonous Beasts) There are so many people looking at me, give me some face, why don’t you change?

Little guy, don’t You think I'm handsome so you can only save me. You have to have a fraternal heart and save everyone

20. (Jingtian to Wenxuan)

I was also old when I was a child I broke the clothes my mother sewed for me. She beat me and I cried, but she stopped beating me... 21. It turns out that there is Perak Hall under the big three yuan. No wonder I lose money even if I wear red pants

22. Dear Shushan students, I’m leaving it to you, please take your time

23. (Sedum laments the five poisonous beasts) She can detoxify and take drugs, she is really poisonous Potatoes

24. If you bully him, how dare you bully me, Maomao

25. (Jingtian’s speech leaked, and he even spit on Changqing’s face) Supporting the wall in the walkway, The spit is bloodshot

26. (Jingtian is dissatisfied with Changqing) Who wants you to fix your teeth? Do you think you are a dentist wearing white clothes?

27. (Maomao uses mud as a The material used to fill Sedum’s teeth is mud. It’s very soft. I can’t even bite tofu. You want to starve me to death

28. (Jingtian to his former rival Chonglou) Don’t think you If you grow a pair of horns, you will be the Bull Demon King

29. I don’t know how to fight, let alone being upright, I can’t even fight the dignified eldest lady of the Tang family

30. I don’t want to fight , I was beaten to death by you, please pay it to me

31. If a strong man fails to realize his dream, how can he use his full strength? In a person's heart, if

If he is full of care and regret, he is equivalent to a weak person, that’s why I have fallen like this

32. Xu Changqing, don’t you think he is very white? His teeth are white, and his eyes are white. It's white, the clothes are white, and even the shoes are white. By the way, in fact, everyone in Shushan is very white. Now it's better. It made me so white. I finally got my clothes dirty. , you waved your hand and turned me white again

33. The highest good is like water: The highest good deeds are like water. Water benefits all things without asking for anything in return. Water is in a place that is hated by everyone, so it Very close to the way

34. A gentleman and a villain are always thinking in one thought

35. You have already called the sword, but you are still so cheap. You insist on following me. Can you fight me? Wait. Let's talk about it after you become a human being

What kind of sword is that? If you don't come when you should come, I can't beat him now, come and save me quickly

36.(Sedum To Nightshade) Why do you hug me every chance you get?

37. Sedum: Why am I dizzy again

Xuejian: Like a pregnant woman, I feel dizzy at every turn

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38. Maomao: Boss, are there many small animals over there?

Sedum: Not many, only one sow

39. Don’t be afraid, ammunition Enough (then playing with the bananas in your hands)

40. Don’t touch my head, I won’t grow taller

41. Stinky ones are safe, but fragrant ones are less safe

42. Xuejian to the fox demon: No amount of spices you put on can hide your stinky body, because your insides stink worse than bed bugs and worse than the poop in the latrine

43. Scene Tian: I am the most famous boxing champion in Yuzhou City, Uncle Jing Tianjing

Fox Demon: I am also a drunk and talented little boxing queen who is not happy with boxing

< p>44. Zhao Wuyan: I am thirty years old, can’t you tell?

Jingtian (with a helpless look): I can’t tell, I really can’t tell

45. The young couple came here for their honeymoon (sweat!!)

46. Sedum to Xuejian: I understand, you want to covet my beauty while I am sleeping

47. The stage is like life, there is only one chance

48. (Jingtian in despair said to Xuejian)

Don’t you still have Huaying? You still have it There are so many good friends. You and I---I'll forget it...

49. There is a kind of feeling called love at first sight, and a kind of fate called wonderfulness

50. Whether it’s a human or a demon, as long as it’s a female, it’s all so troublesome

51. We should live in the present, don’t recall the past, and don’t look forward to the future

52. The hero was drunk last night, did you leave any famous quotes?

53. (affectionate Sedum) Actually, you can’t see clouds every time, you can see them every time It’s the sky

54. Xuejian: Caiya, what I look up to see must be...

Sedum: It’s the sky, it’s me

Xue Meet: You

Sedum: I like you, I really like you

(It was originally very affectionate and touching, but...)

Xue Jian: So how much do you like me?

Sedum: A steady stream, just like my boogers

55. I’m so scared, I’m afraid I’ve killed too many people , I can’t sleep at night

56. (Jingtian to Changqing) Wait a minute, can you let me look handsome in front of the woman I love?

57. Jingtian: I will personally rescue my love rival today

58. Jingtian (to Changqing): You love Zixuan

Maomao: I love chicken butts

Jingtian (to Changqing): Zixuan loves you

Maomao: Chicken butt loves me

61. (Battle between Jingtian and Chonglou) Jingtian vs. Xuejian Said: Piggy-in-law, shut up, you don’t give yourself the face of a man.

Xuejian: Brother Chonglou, you are so handsome

Jingtian: Ah, I’m jealous

62. (Sedum stabs Chonglou) Me, me, I didn’t mean it, do you want me to help you pull it out?

63. Jingtian: Don’t shove it in my face To be honest, I have always relied on him (Chang Qing), who makes him so handsome?

64. Just now, I screamed east to attack the west, unexpectedly, surrounded Wei and rescued Zhao, and attacked him unprepared

65. (Sedum outsmarts the Evil Sword Immortal)<

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Maomao: Boss, you are tired too. I have prepared chicken for you. Chicken heads and chicken butts are your favorite. I kept them specially.

Sedum: The meat in the middle Here

Maomao: Eat them all for me

Sedum: That’s called chicken

Maomao: (with a serious look) This is called Evil Sword Chicken

66. Taoist Priest Qingwei: There are still three days, everything is possible

67. There is always choice in life. Many times, having a choice is more difficult and heavier than having no choice

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68. Changqing: Qing'er, Qing'er, I am dad, I am dad

69. Taoist priest: Brother Jing, Miss Tang's time has come, you two are ready

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Sedum: Always be prepared

70. Don’t ask for worry-free, just ask to be able to share the worries for your brother

71. It turns out that the most important thing for a person is to have Courage and confidence, even if they are empty, can still suppress the opponent and control everything

72. (Chonglou was captured by the evil sword fairy) I am really unwilling to lose to such an ugly guy

73. Evil Sword Immortal: If you lose the bet, don’t lose your character as well

Jingtian: You are not worthy of telling me about your character

74. Luo Rulie sighed Maomao: You have a pure soul, so you have such a pure body. Your flesh is of the best quality

75. Only by believing in miracles can you have a chance to be favored by it

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78. Li Xiaoyao: Because I used to be a gangster

Jingtian: What

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Li Xiaoyao: What, these are all old things, I’m leaving

Jingtian: Who are you?

Li Xiaoyao: (Looking back and smiling ) Li Xiaoyao~~~

81. Live for today

82. (Chonglou’s understanding of Taoist Master Qingwei’s words) It is better not to see each other, and to be affectionate seems to be ruthless , I just want to know that she is safe

84. Sorry, I can’t discipline you well

85. The heavy snow is falling and passers-by look at it, the snow is happy and happy when you see it

86. Sedum: A proud soldier will be defeated

Sedum: I finally stabbed...

Sedum: Stop nagging, things in the past are past Let it pass. The most important thing is to live for today. If anyone says that you are wrong or I am wrong, I will fart immediately...

Sedum: What can I do? I will fight I can't beat them, and I can't explain them with great principles, so I have no choice but to feel disgusted

What they said is absolutely correct, I am just a vulgar person.

Sedum: To love is to be together. How can two people love each other if they are not together?

Sedum: I, I am just a common person, what about after I finish my addiction to heroes? , I found that besides eating, drinking and sleeping, I still only like to bicker with people and make big money, so I still go back to Yong'an and continue to study my antiques...

Sedum: I'm afraid I can’t see the long-winded truth inside, and I will forget you

Sedum: Maomao, we are home (heartache ING)

Sedum: I thought of In order to make money, if we borrow a hen from the grandmother who sells meat buns, and then promise her that within three months, not only will she return a hen, but also ten chicks, she will I'm not very happy. Then, within three months, we fed this chicken well and let it lay thirty eggs. Then, the thirty eggs turned into thirty chicks. When I returned, After giving grandma a hen and ten chicks, I still have twenty more, and then, chickens lay eggs, eggs lay chickens, chickens lay eggs, eggs lay chickens...

Sedum : Piggy, I want to ask for leave tomorrow

Sedum: You have to learn to be a human being. Can you choose a better role model? Can you learn from me? Let me tell you, life is alive. Ah, everything is fake, such a good gesture, so aloof, who can you show it to? In the end, you are not alone in your bed. Let me tell you, on a cold day, there is someone in your arms to help warm you. Warm your feet, that's the most practical thing...

Sedum: I'm sorry, I'm not disciplined well (I really opened a dyeing shop to give you three points of color)

Sedum: Okay Okay, gods are still flattering... (human beings are the same as gods)

Sedum: Okay, just use my life in exchange (Brother Tian, ??you are so great)

Sedum: Think about what you are thinking, this is called saving without being classified, luo li luo luo (very good, it is very glorious to carry forward "there is no class")

Xue Jian: It's snowing, it's snowing , Caiya, come out and look, it’s snowing

Sedum: (Ah) it’s really snowing,

Xuejian: Well, yes

< p>Jingtian: It has not snowed in Yuzhou City for many years. Hehe, the snow is falling. Passersby look at it. Xue Jian sees Xue happy and happy, hehe.

Xue Jian: You are such a noob, why? Can you compose poetry?

Sedum: You just know

Xuejian: Caiya, there is something I still can’t figure out

Sedum: You Why are you so ugly?

Xuejian: Oops, no

Sedum: (Oops) Stop annoying me

Xuejian: Just tell me Well, Sister Zixuan, Demon Zunzunlou, and I are alive because of the Elder’s Heart-protecting Lotus. What about Hero Changqing and the others?

Jingtian: God knows (looks up at the sky)

Xue Jian: Then I still don’t like you

Sedum: If I weren’t by your side, would you still be as happy as you are now

Xue Jian: Who do you think you are? Meili, shameless

Sedum: What a beautiful snow

Xue Jian: Yes, it’s really beautiful. It’s a pity that the snow falls It melted after a while on the ground

Xuejian: What are you looking at me for?

Sedum: I'm talking about you

Xuejian: You are so disgusting

Sedum: I have always been disgusting

Xuejian: I hate it

Sedum: I have always been disgusting

Xuejian: (Hehe) Go away

Sedum: I won’t go

Xuejian: You go

Sedum: I won’t go

Xuejian: Go away

Sedum: I--don't--want--to go

Sedum: I---don't---want ---Let's go

Sedum: Fool, who let you go

Passage 4: No matter how deep the feelings, no matter how sincere the concern, there will still be a day when we are separated... In the end How can it be better than separation between life and death... - Han Lingsha

Perhaps the fate between people is destined... When God wants to take it back, he will not wait even a day or a moment... … ——Liu Mengli

To be sincerely good for someone is to make her happy every day. It doesn’t matter even if that person doesn’t like you or even doesn’t know you at all. ——Yun Tianqing

If possible, I will marry you two. From now on, the three of us will play around together and look for everything together! ——Yun Tianhe

Taoshan blocked the Qin Emperor's ship, and the Han Palace held the gold plate all night long.

The jade skin grows white bones in vain, not as good as the roar of a sword that makes the water cold. ——Suyu? Yun Tianqing?

The sky abandons me, I would rather become a devil——! ! ——Xuan Xiao

After I met you, I understood... what it means to care about someone, worry about someone, and... like someone... ——Liu Mengli

In fact, those are just excuses. He is much more sensible than before. It's me... I can't live without him... - Han Lingsha

It doesn't matter whether it's good or bad, life is a big void. Dream, the youth is white, but it is fleeting. ——Murong Ziying

I will keep this promise for the rest of my life. ——Murong Ziying

My destiny is up to me, not to God! ——Yun Tianhe

Live happily and die without regrets. ——Yun Tianqing, Han Lingsha