I am proud of my flat chest, and I save cloth for my country.
If there is a car you must have seen abroad, but it was designed by an engineer in China, it must be Chery.
Once I visited my cousin's house, and my 18-year-old nephew was working on a math problem. My cousin said beside me, this child is stupid as hell, but I won't ask the same question in another way. My little nephew said angrily there, can you blame me? The gene is not good!
The four tragedies of life are that you are too poor to do anything, too ripe to be a lover, too hungry to know what to eat and too sleepy to sleep.
Some people think that I study history as a historian and ask me if my homework is still paper. Obviously, when they search, they have to ask me. Why should I give you a screen of Baidu?
I once chatted with a big brother in the company. Talking about singers, I asked him Jay Chou, you should know, right? Eldest brother shook his head and said he didn't know him very well. I haven't had a drink with him. I'm speechless.
The more you know, the less you care, the more you experience, the less you complain, the more you are carefree and the more you are melodramatic.
What you waited too long was not what you wanted.
If there is a car that sells 10 thousand abroad and 10 thousand at home, it must be Mitsubishi.
P selfies are ok, but not too much. Otherwise, when people see real people, they will think you are ugly and hypocritical.
I don't even want a basin for spilled water.
The most mysterious department in history. Relevant departments? .
Honey, you must believe me. I get dizzy even on a boat, let alone on two boats.
In fact, Big Wolf is the real local tyrant. Wolfsburg has been bombed so many times, and the next episode is still intact!
At a ball game, Manchester United won a game, and I danced with joy. My wife said inexplicably, why? As for it? , I said I am happy (surname Finn! My wife looked at me blankly. When did I change my surname?
My roommate asked me if she was black again, and I replied, yes, it was black again, and not as black as you. If I haven't changed, what is waiting for me is whether I have really turned black. "
People! That's it. I'm sorry only when I hurt you! And sometimes, when I tell you I'm sorry, it's your fault that you don't forgive him!
If there is a car with high price and good sales, it must be Audi.
Human intuition is really strange. When you think the other person likes you, nine times out of ten it is an illusion. But if you think the other person hates you, nine times out of ten it's true!