2. People are afraid of being famous and strong, men are afraid of being rich and women are afraid of being fat, and if I have money, you are not fat. This is the foundation. . . (Fan Wei)
3. I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love. (Deng Chao)
4. Xiao Er, give me two pounds of true love and go home to feed the dog ~ ~ (Deng Chao)
5. I will give gold to whoever gives me face (Fan Wei)
6. Looking up, there are weeds everywhere, and when you meet flowers, why not look for them (Fan Wei)
7. That's over, they.
Lin Jiaxin: I care about your age.
Fan Wei: 32.
Lin Jiaxin: Is it all?
Fan Wei: No, part of it. . . . .
11. I am chasing after Cupid's arrow, and you are flying in bulletproof vest! (Fan Wei)
12. "Kaifeng Cuisine" is very good, just an old man with a white beard, and it says KFC (Bo Huang)
13. You are an organism with incomplete evolution,
an alien with genetic mutation,
a murderer with a blocked septic tank,
a chimpanzee with imbalance of yin and yang,
and a cockroach * * *.
The raw material that the universe has been destroyed for many times,
The keyboard you touched can't even survive the amoeba,
The saliva you spit out is 1 times more deadly than SARS,
As long as you look up, you will break a hole in the ozone layer,
Even if you throw it into the solar system, you are not environmentally friendly,
You can roll away as far as you think (Deng Chao).
14. This is a masterpiece of Rodin's later years. The old woman on the sculpture used to be a palace maid who lost her beauty for a lifetime, but now she is in her twilight years. Dreaming of eternal youth and beauty, obsessed with endless happiness and love, seeing this pair of dead bones decline and fall, sad bones are unforgettable! ..... Youth is heartless. Giving you this sculpture is entirely a kind advice. You can refuse me, not youth. (shen lin)