Li Boqing’s classic quotations
Li Boqing, born on November 8, 1947 in Chengdu, Sichuan Province, is an artist, host, commentator, actor, and Buddhist disciple. The following are the classic quotations of Li Boqing that I have compiled for everyone, for reference only!
Li Boqing’s classic quotations
1. The hotter you are, the more you sweat, and the colder you are, the more you sweat. Shivering; the poorer and poorer, the more convenient it is; it is always cold when it is hot, and it is hot when it is cold; the chicken has never laid eggs, and the coal has always been black; if anyone doesn't believe it, I bet you go and get it It whitewashes.
2. Sufen, get up and go sell me the beer bottles. I have to page you back.
3. Just pull it apart without dragging the furniture.
4. Two people were playing friends. The man said to the woman: "Little sister, we basically have a big problem. My mother-in-law and I haven't gotten along yet." ?
5. When I saw someone else’s nice car, I gritted my teeth and said, “Oh! This guy drives a BMW!” Success is inspiring
6. Friends, If you have any difficulties, just ask, except borrowing money.
7. Damn baby, you have to make mistakes!
8. Hey, Mendouer, call the sister next door to the corner of the private room and sit on her paws. If someone thinks you have clawed her, you will not dare to claw her in the clear sky. Of course, even if you claw her, we cannot claw you.
9. You fat boy has never eaten fat, and you black boy have never been exposed to the sun.
10. These two-year-olds are hot! It’s nothing like ours. When we were friends for three years, we didn’t even dare to hook our two fingers together. If we did, we would have to pull our crutches. Now, I only recognized it in the morning, took it back when it was dark, and when I got up the next day, I still said dirty things: "Little sister, why did you sleep here with me and muttered?"
11. Speaking of these, I want to Back then, a girl liked me, and it was up to me to choose. I chose the most beautiful one, but they didn’t want to work together.
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13. I must not be afraid of you, oh, you can have paws on your stockings, you are a great kid, you are an artist, you are making trouble, even a green onion, you are willing to sacrifice others, oops , half a year ago your child couldn’t even afford to eat soma. You forgot about it when you stole other people’s briquettes in those years!
14. It turns out that this young man is so handsome and so cool. People love, and now there are people who love, it is belated love, and it is a kind of harm to the house.
15. The old man said to his son: When you see others criticizing you, you want to eat. Who among the idiots on this street will see us two? They eat, and their mother knows how to change, and your mother is not hanging around outside. ?
16. Mom said to her daughter: Damn you, just marry Li Boqing, he said, it’s okay, no matter how tall your mother is. ?Classic quotations from Xiaosi
17. My daughter said: ?Okay, just marry him. ?
18. I don’t like to be alone, but I am afraid of getting along with two people. This is obviously a kind of pain.
19. Why do breakups always happen in the rain?
20. Fans are divided into football fans, football fans, football lunatics, and football inexplicable fans.
21. I have a bicycle. Except for the bell not ringing, it is ringing all over. Which one should I buy?
22. The turtle is dead, why are you so lucky? Ask your neighbor Li Boqing why you are so lucky.
23. Mrs. Zhang, why don’t you tell me that I was so evil when I was young that I was still a little kid?
24. Weather forecast: Wear rocking trousers when the temperature is the highest, cotton trousers when the temperature is the lowest, and cotton trousers when the temperature is neither cold nor hot
25. If the rooster doesn’t crow and doesn’t sleep, which brother-in-law will be in trouble Fire up the fire!
26. The old man said to his son: Damn it, I’ll tell you, I won’t care about you when your son goes out and wanders around. Don’t come back with some weird diseases (venereal diseases) ), if it is provoked, my daughter-in-law will have committed a sin. My daughter-in-law will suffer, I will suffer, I will suffer, your mother will be dragged away, your mother will suffer, and this street will collapse. !?
27. You are already dozens of years old anyway. If you can walk, you can walk. Anyway, if you don’t have money, you don’t have anything to think about.
28. Train inner and outer tubes, airplanes Turning lights, painting the inside and outside of the moon, tiling the Great Wall
29. Another question: Lao Li, I haven’t seen you for a long time. Where are you going? Are you going up the mountain? ( Li Boqing saw his expectant look in his eyes and couldn't refuse him, so he complied and said, "Well, I'm going up the mountain." Li Boqing was thinking, "I can go up to Mount Emei to practice."
30. The man said to the woman: "Ah! Sufen, I love you! If you don't marry me, I will fly down from the Shudu Building!" Li Boqing: "Fly down" A shovel! Not one of them has flown down in so many years!?
31. Our love is like a pot lid, so resistant that we can’t figure out what’s inside.
32. A woman turns to a man: Don’t think of him as a manager during the day. He often doesn’t wash his feet when it’s dark!
33. The business is so good that he travels in the middle of the night. When the business is big, I call at eight in the morning.
34. Mr. Huang (yellow swelling), Mr. Shui (edema), and Mr. Hu (edema) externally.
35. Before the death row prisoner was about to be executed that day, he said to the policeman standing beside him: "I'm going to die, can you satisfy my last request?" The policeman nodded and said: You say, generally we will be satisfied. Prisoner: Well, please give me a helmet and a bulletproof vest. ?
36. A couple can be kind to each other for a hundred days, but a couple can be just a couple for a hundred days.
37. In the beginning, human beings are inherently good. In fact, people are indeed relatively kind at first. Even the most evil people are still very kind when they are born, when they are more than one year old. Ask them what they want to do when they grow up. Son, he will definitely say: When I grow up, I want to fly a plane, become a member of the People's Liberation Army, and earn money to support my parents. ?He would never say: ?Hmph, when I grow up, I will definitely kill two of them to show off!?
38. In a factory, because it was New Year's Day, the director arranged for some employees to go The Cultural Palace watched the science and technology exhibition, and the remaining employees went to take a shower. The factory director called all the employees together and began to speak: "Comrades, New Year's Day is coming. Here is the arrangement in the factory. Tomorrow morning, gay men will take a bath and lesbians will visit. In the afternoon, lesbians will take a bath and gay men will visit." ?The workers below were already stunned, and he continued: ?We have a rule for this visit. You can only look at it with your eyes, not touch it with your hands (how can this technological product be touched?), and you must look at it carefully and carefully. After reading it, please write me down your experience and share it with me. ?
39. As long as you respect others from the bottom of your heart, others will naturally respect you. If you don't come, you can scold them as waiters, workers, ear wax, and low IQs. This is unacceptable. Think about it, our ancestors, Banban, more than 10,000 years ago, were all Guangershinan, with hair all over their bodies, and their hands under their knees. The ape-men in Zhoukoudian, Beijing, who were Guangershinan, would curse people for a while. The family is a rough guy, and the countryside surrounds the city. If you look at the lotus pond, the people doing business are all rough guys. Don’t you think you should get him? He has thousands of dollars tied up in his pocket. The house on the roof is built for your mother’s house. You are still renting a house in the city, and he is so evil that he married two or three of your mother's wives and gave birth to four or five children. He is stable, do you dare? So don't step on the snowman easily.
40. It’s the same thing whether you spare me or I spare you
41. When he saw someone quarreling, he went up to break it up:
42. ?One or two All of them are in their decades, so they are making a fuss. Mo, even though he is in his dozens, is still weighing several dozen pounds, what do you mean?
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43. The wife is good, the baby is good
44. Like flowers and jade, like pepper and taro, even those who cannot die will be strangled.
45. Big eyes are charming, but small eyes are dangerous;