Part 1 of the mantras that reveal the nature of a scumbag when chatting on WeChat

1. I don’t want to play games with my ex, my friend did it.

2. Can’t we just know our love ourselves? Why should we let others know about it?

3. If you go out to watch a movie at night, remember to bring your ID card.

4. I am not worthy of you.

5. She and I really have nothing to do with each other.

6. I want both feelings.

7. If you don’t understand it now, you will understand it when you grow up.

8. Don’t forget to notify me when you get married!

9. Stop making trouble, you were not like this before.

10. I hope you find someone better than me.

11. If you think so, I can’t help it.

12. You can do it alone, but she can’t do it without me.

13. That girl is my sister.

14. I plan to go to bed early tonight.

15. She and I are just good friends.

16. After breaking up with you, I will not be with any girl.

17. I won’t force you to do anything you don’t want to do.

18. I was afraid that you would be angry so I didn’t tell you.

19. I never took relationships seriously before, until I met you.

20. We won’t buy it. Part 2 of the mantras that reveal the nature of a scumbag when chatting on WeChat

21. Beat the child first, and I promise to marry you in the future.

22. Actually, I am not as good as you think.

23. I have impeccable gentleness, but why do I always feel that it is not enough.

24. I don’t want to delay you, you deserve better.

25. You make me feel different from other girls.

26. I have never thought of giving up my family for you.

27. These are just two identical loves.

28. Love is like a play, your friendly guest appearance, but I perform with all my heart.

29. What’s wrong with you? Why are you so angry now?

30. I just regard you as my friend.

31. What is the difference between you and my ex-girlfriend?

32. Sorry.

33. There are no toads with three legs, but women with two legs are plentiful.

34. I love you very much, but you don’t feel it.

35. After dating so many girlfriends, the one I love most in my life is you.

36. If you give me a love, I will really stand here and be reluctant to leave.

37. You are better than her, you are not materialistic at all.

38. We are in a relationship, but we are not getting married. How can you have children? Why are you so pretentious?

39. I already care about you, what else do you want?

40. You are good, you deserve better, I am not worthy of you. Classic catchphrases_funny catchphrases_collection of catchphrases

1 Hold the child's hand and drag the child away. If the son says not to leave, fine, close the door and let the dogs out!

2 As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure.

3 Lao Na. I don’t see it, but you still believe in Jesus.

4 How can you have the energy to lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

5 To survive in the world, it’s best to be a bachelor! !

6 If you can’t bear it anymore, just bear it again!

7 If you ignore me, I will become a dog.

8 Who gave you so much courage? Don't tell me it's: Liang Jingru.

9 I can resist anything except temptation.

10 Youth is like toilet paper. There is a lot of it, but it is not enough after using it.

11 When we were walking on the road, when we saw children, we would go over and kick them to prove that we were not pedophiles.

12 As far as your thoughts go, get out of here~

13 It’s been a long time since anyone has boasted something so fresh and refined.

14 I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

15 If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark

16 It’s a universal truth to be humble, and you and I are just one of them.

17 There are too many liars in the world and not enough fools.

18 Don’t be lazy with me, I’m too lazy to compete with you

19 Me: The jade tree stands in the wind, the air is majestic, the eyebrows are sharp and the eyes are starry, the back is strong and the waist is strong, the splendor is unparalleled, unruly and suave,

He also has a bronze complexion, a strong body and strong arms, and a character that is strong on the outside and soft on the inside.

Wild yet docile, melancholic yet debauched, he is simply a model of maleness. A gift from women~

20 No matter how ugly a woman is, she is still a girl. If she is a girl, she has the right to be picked up! ! Why don't you pick me up?

21 Do you sell coffee? have? OK, I want a bottle of soda. Thank you~

22 Does true love still exist? Of course there are, there are a lot of them in TV series.

23 I can’t even search for your evil smile on Baidu.

24 Only after reading history did I know that Bai Suzhen had an affair with Fahai.

25 Only when you hold your hand do you know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

26. Problems that money can solve are not problems.

27 If anyone uses a honey trap against me, I will take advantage of it.

28 Senior brother, I heard that the second brother’s meat is more expensive than the master’s~~

29 I have done many stupid things, but I don’t care, my friend Call it confidence.

30 When someone asks you for something, look at him with a smile: What do you want to exchange for me?

31 Why wear briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.

32. Mao Zedong said: Anyone who seeks a partner without the purpose of getting married is a hooligan.

33 A man is like a 1 yuan coin, with 1 on the front and chrysanthemum on the back.

34 A tree without bark will definitely die. A shameless person is invincible.

35 Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

36 The can puller loves the can, but the can’s heart contains Coke.

37 If Xp doesn’t show off its power, you think I’m DOS!

38 You must look carefully when looking for a partner now, because there are too many people who are neither men nor women!

39 This makes me very sad~

40 Driving is easy, I’m just afraid there are new people!

41 Lovers will eventually get married, but lovers will go home to plant potatoes.

42 The donkey’s thoughts are overwhelming.

43 What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

44 I swear never to swear again!

45 I am determined to unify all mankind. Please vote for me.

46 people need faces, trees need bark, and telegraph poles need cement.

47 The longing continues and the sadness never stops.

48 If you want to make chopsticks in your next life, you won’t be lonely.

49 Don’t talk about relationships with me, it will hurt your money.

50 I swear never to swear again!

51 What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

52 Who, if I say now that I like you, is it too late?

53 It doesn’t matter if you don’t have time to marry me, I will be your daughter-in-law, and I will be the ghost of your family anyway.

54 While waiting for the bus, I heard an old man and a young man say: Run, No. 8 is coming.

55 Make other people’s money and to hell with poverty.

56 One person’s loneliness, two people’s fault, why would you choose me when you love her? At first glance, it is the classic catchphrase of a scumbag.

At first glance, it is a classic catchphrase of a scumbag.

1. Are you done crying? I will die after crying.

2. She and I were just having fun, don’t get me wrong.

3. I hope you find someone better than me.

4. She just chats with me, nothing else.

5. I was just playing with her.

6. I have nothing to say to you.

7. Just think of me as a scumbag.

8. No man can forget his first love.

9. I was just playing with her. Translation: I am just playing with you.

10. She is special and different from you.

11. I care about you, but you speak so irritably.

12. I am not worthy of you.

13. I don’t like anyone except you.

14. After separation, I just want to be quiet, and I have no time to interfere in your life.

15. Because I hope my future wife will be a virgin.

16. I can’t help it if you think so.

17. There are family members and clients in the circle of friends, so it is not convenient to show affection.

18. Whatever you think.

19. We have loved each other and hurt each other. Now let’s go our separate ways.

20. She is just my sister. At first glance, it is the classic mantra of the scumbag man, Part 2

21. I didn’t want to hurt you.

22. She is my child, we have been like this since childhood, don’t mind!

23. If you insist on thinking so, I can’t help it.

24. Can’t we just know how much we love ourselves? Why should we let others know?

25. I have impeccable gentleness, but why do I always feel that it is not enough.

26. You look like her.

27. I only regard you as my sister.

28. I shouldn’t be looking for you, I don’t want to delay you.

29. You don’t understand it now, but you will understand it when you grow up.

30. Whatever you think is the case.

31. She is just my good friend.

32. Don’t make trouble, it really doesn’t happen.

33. It’s better for us to be good friends.

34. I was afraid that you would be angry, so I didn’t tell you.

35. You are very good, but I am not worthy of you.

36. Don’t say you are my girlfriend after my friend comes.

37. I was hurt too deeply by the person before me.

38. Even if I sleep with a thousand women, I will only love you.

39. It’s not because of her, it’s just that the relationship between us has faded.

40. She took the initiative to seduce me, but I had no feelings for her at all. Collection of mantras_the most classic mantras

1 The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there.

2 When your pants lose their belts, you understand what dependence is.

3 To survive in the world, it’s best to be a bachelor! !

4 I would rather fight with a sensible person than say a word to sb

5 As a beast, I feel a lot of pressure.

6. When you have money, you spend money. When you have no money, you worship God.

7 Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

8 If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, go away

9 Only women and English are hard to find, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

10 Drawing is an art of life; looking for draws is an attitude towards life.

11 You can lie to me, but you'd better think about how to explain to me first.

12 The IQ of a man when he is having sex is second only to Einstein~

13 I wish I could grow old with you by accident.

14. Stand up when you fall, and then fall down again in a good-looking position.

15 Secret love is a successful pantomime, but speaking out becomes a tragedy.

16 Live well, because we will be dead for a long time!

17 The robber said a wise saying when robbing the bank: Don't move at all! Money belongs to the country, but life belongs to you!

18 This world has taught me that if there is nothing, nothing will happen, if there is nothing, there will be no money, and if there is nothing, don’t be emotional!

19 Driving is easy, except for the newcomers!

20 Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

21 No matter how well-built the house is, it is only a temporary residence, and that small box is your permanent home.

22 People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. Men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

23 Life is like shit, even though you have worked very hard, what comes out is still shit.

24 I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, all three of my chins are pointed!

25 The day I am no longer here, China will seem to have lost its soul. . This view is not good.

26 A good horse never eats grass when it turns back, because there is no grass when it turns back.

27 No matter how much water you drink, you can’t relieve your loneliness.

28 When will you invite me to dinner? I'll go out and buy you a bag of crispy noodles in a while

29 If you can't bear it anymore, just bear it again!

30 I think back then, I was also Han Han! I failed eight of the nine subjects in the exam.

31 Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind.

32 It’s dark and the road is cunning. Perverts are complicated.

33 If the sky is sentimental, the sky will also grow old. A sentimental woman will die early.

34 You say you. If you are not very courageous, you may not have a small face! Why do you have to use yourself to verify a truth?

35 Separation is only a temporary separation, don’t let tears hold each other back.

36 Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

37 The brothel is full because people are lonely.

38 Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

39 In fact, steamed buns are versatile and can be eaten when you are hungry.

If you want to eat cake, flatten the steamed bun;

If you want to eat noodles, comb the steamed bun with a comb;

If you want to eat hamburger, cut the steamed bun into pieces Eat vegetables

40 A hero is angry for a beauty, and a beauty is angry for money.

41 Sometimes I am as optimistic as shit, always thinking that I can shake the world.

42 Behind every successful Ultraman there is a little monster who is silently beaten.

43 A fighter among scum, a VIP among scum.

44 In order to avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married

45 A priest who does not want to be an abbot is not a good priest!

46 One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

47 Go to Google and Baidu.

48 An ancient saying goes: There is gold under a man’s knees, but there is foot hair under my knees.

49 Bunda, you Bunda

50 Oh, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.

52 No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express my sadness!

53 Lower the flag and raise me up.

54 I have been suffering from insomnia recently, waking up every 16 hours.

55 I swear never to swear again!

56 Are you tired? Just be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead.

57 If Xp doesn’t show off its power, you think I’m DOS!

58 My heart is as still as water and as cold as ice, but you and she have paralyzed my nerves again.

59 The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people’s wages.

60 Life is not Lin Daiyu, and it will not be charming because of sadness.

61 The price of a grave has risen so fast that I can no longer afford to die.

62 Brother is the flower of the motherland, the piranha.

63 You can’t hang yourself from a tree. You have to try to hang yourself from several nearby trees.

64 Even if my love is cheap, it won’t be your turn. Discount.