Classical quotations of Coulee
1, Dad, who doesn't have a black history? But if you show me this video again, I will enlarge the picture of you wearing open-backed pants as a child and hang it on the elevator of your company with Phnom Penh.
2, open a financial magazine, not only miscalculated the tax, but also did not admit it! This is as outrageous as teaching how to stew dog meat in a pet magazine!
3. "This is not a merger of companies with normal business ethics at all, but a son of a bitch who uses a girl to suddenly lose her father and uses grief and fragility to fish in troubled waters. This is simply a naked hooligan! Do you understand? "
"I understand!" (Tang said to him)
"You know a fart ah you! Will someone play hooligans on you? You want to be beautiful! "
4. Should I treat Gong Ming to chicken pot or aunt jiaozi to beat him? ... may I?
You forgot to take medicine again. Do you need to go to a mental hospital? "Leave a seat for you.
6. Did it crash? Do you need a reboot?
7. We are like ghosts in the middle of the night, like the shadow of Daredevil disappearing into the wind.
8, raise soldiers for a thousand days, use soldiers for a while. I've raised you for so long, it's time to send you to war.
9. Palace? Do whatever he says. Are you his dog? You haven't been in my body long. Do you remember your last name? To you, my career is not as important as your job! You called me selfish. Why don't you look at yourself?
10, don't talk to me about friendship! Are you talking about friendship with me so hysterically now? No, Lin Xiao! You did it for a man! Do you think you are just a teenage girl? A man is bigger than the sky, and you can't live without him? ! You deserve to be tortured by men, dumped by men, tortured by swords, dumped!
1 1. What are your values? Huh? ! What is your value? ! Your value is to be a obedient little assistant all your life; Your value has been used to calculate me! Your value lies in that you have been cheated by others, and you will not only come back crying and begging me after kicking away!
12, you deserve it! You deserve to be tortured to death by a sword.
13, I live easily? ! I am superior? ! Lin Xiao, polish your dog's eyes and show me clearly! My father died on my birthday. Now he is a handful of ashes in the urn. I burn a handful of paper money every time I light candles on my birthday! My mother, who has been calling for more than 20 years, has nothing to do with me. She scolded my conscience at my dad's grave and was eaten by a dog! And my real mother, I don't even know who she is, dead or alive! As for my boyfriend, I can't even see a shadow now. I think my best friend is you. Ten seconds ago, I said I was ashamed of myself! Is the batter out? This is my life. Do you want it? I will change it for you now. Do you want it?
14, Nanxiang, if one day you are killed by him, I will not be responsible for collecting your body.
15, drink today and get drunk tomorrow. If the house is gone, you sleep on the street.
16, Jian Zuo? Do you have a feeling of complete life now?
17, these days, others are unreliable and can only believe in themselves. Birds are big, and there are all kinds of Woods.
18, you know, you and I are grasshoppers tied to a rope now.
19, "Who is his (her) friend? ! ..... We are lovers, cheers. " (Chorus with Gu Yuan)
20. If I miss today's engagement ceremony, I have to go to your wedding and ruin it.
Xiao Shi Dai gu Li
2 1, so my dog's nails were cut by my servant Lucy.
22. I am better than you. I just stated the objective facts to the dean, not played tricks.
23. Don't you think this is another successful classic that can be written into teaching cases after the acquisition of Sound Valley?
Honey, I also want to put all my things in one bag, but I'm not as strong as you.
As a writer, I am covered with calluses. But not because of writing, sister. I am ashamed of you.
26, this is impossible, with your big body, which narrow lane can you squeeze into? The door of the high school dormitory is not too narrow. You just slipped in with olive oil.
27. Everyone, including myself, is stupid sometimes! Because of this, everyone should have the right to be forgiven once.
28. Yes, you are right, barefoot people are not afraid to wear shoes. But when one day I have no shoes to wear, you are waiting for death.
29. I am a chicken, and I am still busy paying New Year greetings to the weasel.
When I touch your hand, I feel like touching a gold hoop.
3 1, I have a dog. It wags its tail at me instead of grinning like you and biting its hand.
32. Since my future mother-in-law likes people who are out of place so much, I'll make this score even more chaotic.
33. If a person really loves you, he can understand all your thoughts without any words.
34. My father was cremated, with only ashes and no bones.
35. Don't rush to help others wash their pants before you have cleaned them. You'd better mind your little bastard.
36. Those who have poured cold water on me will be cooked and returned to them one day.
37. It's better to say bitch gracefully than never mind. I look like you.
38. Yes, you are like an eight-queen now. "(Tang Shi asked," I am like a queen now.
39. Love without substance is like a plate of sand. There is no need for the wind to blow, and it will disperse after two steps.
40. "Rape? Or rape you in the bathroom? You want to be beautiful! How old are you, and you still have such unrealistic daydreams all day. There will be no pie in the sky. You are dead! " (Just like Don)
Guli
4 1, air humidifier? What is an air humidifier? There is no such thing in the world. Don't take things for granted. Who do you think you are, Edison? I tell you, all air conditioners in the world have their own humidification function.
42. Lin Xiao, every time you lie, you will make up all the details to the fullest. Just say "I don't know" and you can say a 300-word essay.
43. Nanxiang, this is worse than the Chinese medicine you drink for dysmenorrhea! Rwanda? Is there anything wrong with the taste of people in that place? Their taste buds don't keep secreting royal jelly! ? This thing is bitter, and it can make Chinese cabbage, who thinks it is unlucky, angry alive.
44. Sorry, Susan, I have to hang up first. I'll call you back in a minute and forty seconds. I don't know why. There is a woman here who insists on brushing me with a shovel or something several times when I make a phone call. ...
45. Buffett is the biggest guy in the world-but I love him!
46. Of course, there is a novel called Until the last sentence. If I were you, I would wait until the last nail fell. Forget it, you and Nanxiang should stay in Nanjing first. Let me handle the rest. I'll find that man first. As long as I am in the nursing center, there is nothing I can't handle. Nanxiang just robbed him of 200 thousand and didn't kill him.
47. Pull down the sun visor. Why don't you leave? "(Coulee said to Lin Xiao when he took the train for the first time)
48. You can't ruin me with vomit like Don! I won't trip over the same stone twice!
49. "Don't you smell it? You are like a tuna that has been dead for five days in the men's room. It smells like it was put in a pickle jar for a few days and then fished out! " (To Lin Xiao who is too tired to take a bath)
50. Guli took a deep breath, put down his knife and fork and said to Yilan Lin, "Mom, this is my brother Gu Zhun." (Gu Zhun and Yilan Lin appear at the party at the same time)
5 1, "Don, is this your bra or something? How does it look like a T-shirt? " I heard a crash in the kitchen.
She looked at the three of us, shook her head in distress and picked up the phone. "Lucy, the driver will call me when the second car is near the door. At the same time, you can start the third car. "
53. "Did you just get dressed and take a shower?" Nan Xiang gave Gu Li a white look and said, "I just finished washing clothes." Guli continued to drink the soup and said, "So you just drank it bad?"
No! Sister and elder sister are completely different species! Just like menstruation menstruation! Creatures of two worlds! If it was an accident that they threw mud at me like Dalmatians, then that boy called me big sister, which was a deliberate insult! On purpose! insult
55. Now the whole school knows that someone has looked at your milk. Do you want to yell at Dantian again? I'm afraid the old man in the mailroom downstairs missed this wonderful broadcast.
56. Of course, I was talking about Nanxiang. If it's Tang Xiangru, I'll ask you if she poured the man into a pile of coke with sulfuric acid and buried him in a cornfield outside Songjiang Expressway.
57. Yes, that's too bad. My father's lover and my biological mother turned out to be Gong Ming. What can we do?
58. "Don, your bowl is too big! What do you eat with it? " Actually, Tang just took out her footbath and prepared to put it in the toilet ...
59. "I would rather go out than leave it at home." (Describe the importance of The Monthly Times to her)
60. Yes, it's not easy for you to raise me so much.
Dai Xiao Guli stills
6 1 What can you do except cry, make trouble, beat me, and wipe your tears and nose on my dad's stiff and pale body? You are fifty years old, not fifteen. Have you lived in Disneyland all your life?
62. Where are you going? You are so thin that you are almost sashimi. Those two things on your chest will fall with a bang sooner or later.
Mom, for the sake of White Snake and God of Wealth, can you come to my birthday party without wearing that skirt that almost left everything out? I suspect that you need to put your breasts on the plate at the dining table when you eat. Don't you think that looks like a main course? Roast suckling pig or fresh papaya or something ... ""Dad, if you don't come back on my birthday, I'll cut all the cigars in your study into pieces of one centimeter. Are you kidding? Oh no, I'm serious. When have you ever seen me joking?
If you insist on using red napkins and gold knives and forks, please post more words on the wall and prepare a bridal chamber for me after dinner.
65. "I'd rather get pregnant!" (Until Neil comes back)
66. "You must be from Yangcheng Lake. Look at this meat. It is strong and strong. " (Tang said he was as hot as a hairy crab)
67. "That look is like a senior * * * telling me that she doesn't sell!" (When Prada refused to sell it to Coulee Christmas Bear)
That's a bit difficult. My grandmother has been buried underground for a long time. ""also burned to ashes, are you all right don't turn her old man's house out of the soil to dry. ...
Dad, if you're not going to the Hawaiian grass skirt party, would you please change the spring tie around your neck now?
Oh, actually Nirvana describes a soft texture.
7 1, I can only write one account book.
72. You don't ask if your son deserves me!
73. You really look like a queen now. ...
74. You can't spend money by credit card because of your big mobile phone facade. What scandal?
75. For a weak-willed person like you, Fiona Fang is one hundred meters away. What can I do besides sleeping?
76. You were beaten? You're kidding! Who did it early in the morning? That man is sick! (After makeup for Don)
77. I don't think white candlesticks and photo frames should be put on the dining table. After all, this is not a funeral. what do you think?
78. Unfortunately, I completed my double bachelor's degree in four years. More unfortunately, my other major is international finance. Most unfortunately, my score in financial geography is A++.
79. Your grandmother is a ghost story, and your whole family is a ghost story! Also, if you dare to use words like "pull" or "somebody else" in front of me again in the future, I swear I will bury you in the ground and dig you up.
80. Lin Xiao, is this a sword? Why is it in your box? What? When did you become so big? Which damn brand actually makes women * * * a straight angle? Wicked!
8 1, and so far, we haven't made any substantial progress, because my great father gave 20% of the company's shares to an inexplicable person. His name is I can't find Mr. Even if I die, or who knows who it is.
82. Do you know Lin Xiao? Today, it's my turn, and I really understand that sentence. Everyone, including myself, is stupid sometimes. Because of this, everyone should have the right to be forgiven once.
83. Impossible. Which narrow lane can you squeeze into with your figure? The door of the high school dormitory is not too narrow, is it? You just put on olive oil. (To Don)
84. It must be a disaster for someone like you who doesn't wear high heels and dresses often. One minute you're seducing men, and the next you're stepping on your skirt? Yes, then the whole person fell into my birthday cake.
85. blue knight! Poison his champagne!
Mom, I can share everything in my life with you except my wardrobe.
Youth is a short dream. When you wake up, it has already disappeared without a trace.
88. Youth will eventually decay. Time is fair to everyone. No one can afford to lose unless it is something new in recent years.
89. I am very angry. I really can't stand wandering alone in the autumn wind. Decadent * * *? Why doesn't he die!
90. If you don't go down, you'll lose weight and get sashimi. Those two things on your chest will fall with a bang sooner or later.
9 1, every time I think of those 172 strange eyes, my heart jumps to 120 without saying a word. I really appreciate their big family.
92. What do you think it is now? Do you have a camera on you? Are you playing Qiong Yao's play?
93. Did you just get dressed and take a shower? Nan Xiang gave Gu Li a white look and said, I just finished washing clothes. Guli continued to drink soup and said, so you just wore it?
94. My life is a building that can only be built once. I have to be extremely precise, not a centimeter apart-so I'm too nervous and afraid of making mistakes.
Guli took a deep breath, put down his knife and fork and said to Yilan Lin, Mom, this is my brother Gu Zhun. (Gu Zhun and Yilan Lin appear at the party at the same time)
96. Sorry, Susan, I have to hang up first. I'll call you back in a minute and forty seconds. I don't know why. There's a woman here who insists on brushing me with a shovel or something several times when I'm on the phone. ...
97. What I need is not the twenty-four dollars, but an attitude! Professional attitude!
98. Dean, although I think Lai Guangxin must be happy to talk to beautiful young girls, after all, which man wants to talk to other men?
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