2, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore.

Too often, we are angry not because of failure, but because we haven't found a good reason for failure.

4. There are talents behind talents, and there are people behind talents.

5, life is nothing more than making others laugh, occasionally, laugh at others.

6. Friendship between friends is pure from the heart.

7, life is alive, everyone will eat shit, but don't chew. It's not shameful to fight with the dog and let the dog pass first.

8, only talk about dry Kun romantic, don't talk about human right and wrong.

9. When the east wind turns south, the tiles turn over.

10, I can accept what I have to say. You curse like a dead man. I thought Weibo set the turtle free. When there are enough blacklists, I will take you to the river and set you free without destroying the ecological balance.

1 1. If you want to be famous, publish a book first; If you want to publish a book, you have an accident first.

12, if you think everyone has a good side, you haven't met everyone yet.

13, start writing, get on the horse, and definitely be Kun. On the kang, you know your wife, and on the kang, you know your shoes.

14. Advise gambling not to go whoring, and advise whoring not to pay.

15, elegance is true, but grandson is false.

16. The sinking of Titanic was a great disaster for mankind, but it was a miracle of life for the living seafood in the restaurant on board.

17, you bully me, I take a step back; If you bully me again, I will take a step back; If you bully me, I'll kill you.

18, bamboo shadow sweeps the dust. Animals have long tongues and can't talk, while people have short tongues and should not talk.

19, children walk in the street, wearing clothes to watch their mother's craftsmanship, and showing their father's upbringing when they talk and do things.

20. I hope I can talk cross talk all my life. When I'm over eighty, I can stand on the stage of a small teahouse with Mr. Yu Qian and tell you crosstalk. At that time, it was estimated that all the hair was gone. Teacher Yu's hair was white and his head was white and hot, just like Pleasant Goat.

2 1, people always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things, which is too embarrassing for ghosts and gods!

22. In the Journey to the West, Tang Priest and Elder Tang traveled around with a servant named Friar Sand, two pets, a monkey and a pig.

23, really unbridled is not drinking debauchery, false reserve is determined to be affectionate. Everything stays on the line, and rivers and lakes are easy to meet.

24. In fact, I really hate people who don't know anything and advise you to be generous. Stay away from him. When lightning strikes him, it will bring you trouble.

25. No sooner had I taken off my cotton trousers than Miss Chun came.

26, install three points of dementia to prevent death, and leave seven points to make a living.

27. Entering rivers and lakes is as deep as the sea. From then on, I became a passerby. Don't trust those who praise you. If someone scolds you, don't listen.

28. I ordered a shark fin fried rice, but I couldn't find shark fin in three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.

29. A villain is always a villain. He won't change because of your manners. The wicked in the world are spoiled by cowards. What I do is to uphold justice.