2. You say cold, I say cold heart.

I'll give you a pair of scissors when your hair reaches your waist.

4. When you take the paper, buy a lighter.

5. If you take off the order on Tanabata, I'll bet 50 bottles of Wangzai.

6. I put up with an appetite that I shouldn't have at this age.

7. If you don't chat with me, are you afraid that I will steal your expression pack?

8. What stars do you see? It's all gum.

9. You should be fat with a clear conscience. Being thin is someone else's business.

10, I'm so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

1 1. People who love me will get rich, and those who don't love me will move bricks.

12, you were still an egg when I became a swan.

13, although giving up won't kill you, even if you die, you won't give up.

14, the tortoise can beat the rabbit, but it's just going its own way.

15, the same age as a flower, has grown into a fleshy one.

16, Valentine's Day, enemy's Di Renjie.

17, sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.

18, I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect many neighbors.

19, the dream was eaten by a dog and then lived like a dog.

Everything is a cloud, so I'm beginning to believe in donkeys now.

2 1, if you ignore me today, I'll come to you tomorrow.

22. Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!

23. The virus fell in love with my computer, so I can only help them.

24. I bought a razor online, and my hands are shaking after shaving.

25, beauty and ugliness have a life, there are fat and thin in the sky, and live by this sentence.

26. Come with me, and you'll have a bowl brush when I get something to eat.

27. God closes a door for you, and then goes to wash and sleep.

28. As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

29. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

30. I want to touch you If you are dissatisfied, you can kiss me back.

3 1. Now students are so rude that they don't even talk to me in class.

32. Missing is a short-lived regret; Mistakes are permanent regrets.

33. Just because I saw you a few more times in the crowd, I was blind from then on.

34, it's cold, there is someone to hug, and there is no one to add clothes.

35. Hello: Lend me your daughter for one year, and I'll pay you back next year.

36. I am really a playboy. Just after the summer vacation, I think about the winter vacation.

37. There is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

It's so cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.

39. It is much more difficult to try not to love someone than to try to love someone.

40, just want to be a little devil, fearless, just want to be surrendered by you.

4 1. After studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself.

42. For the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

43. I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

44. People are divided into groups, which is why my list is so beautiful.

45. If being handsome is a mistake, I have made a mistake long ago and don't want it.

46. There is only one requirement for me to find a partner: I can live in harmony with other partners.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

48. Don't make excuses for yourself. Don't blame gravity for constipation.

49. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.

50. Some people make you feel bad, and some people make your teeth ache unevenly.

5 1, don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

52. The so-called true love is that two people are so ugly that they are both worried that the other person will be taken away.

53. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.

Be my girlfriend, and I will protect you from my other girlfriends.

55. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as 250. No matter how difficult it is to take risks, you should also regard yourself as a two-faced person.

I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

57. My mobile phone has been dropped so many times, but I think my height saved it.

58. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

59. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

If no one in the world wants you, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you.

6 1, when the value of your decorations exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.

62. When I don't want to talk to you, it's useless for you to coax me. At this time, you should give me a red envelope.

63. I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning around when I hear others calling for beauty.

64. The two main reasons why I can't finish my homework are sitting next to me with my mobile phone in my hand.

65. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

66. I know very well that you are going to be mentally retarded and out of control, but I really want to see it.

67. We are no longer children. We can't be fooled by a lollipop. We need at least three.

68. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy.

69. There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

70. When I was a child, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. It's the other way around when you grow up.

7 1. In a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

72. I have a heart disease: I dare not ask for leave, because I am afraid that once I ask for leave, it will make no difference whether the company knows me or not.

73. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.

75. Now the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find that you don't have a car.

76. I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will open them for you halfway.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

78. Yesterday someone asked me if I was alone on Tanabata? Nonsense is not a person. Is it a dog? It's true to think about it now.

79. I have been single for a long time. When I was on the bus, a girl patted me on the shoulder, which made me wonder where our children go to school.

80. I am a good-natured person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. What would that be like? Then I'll lower the bottom line again.

8 1, I have been insomnia recently. Until I went to bed last night, the quilt cover was turned upside down. Usually the foot cover covers your face, and then you pass out!

82. Let's meet again in a few decades and send them to the crematorium to burn them all to ashes. Everyone knows that they all go to the countryside to make fertilizer.

83. I often skip class with a classmate, and the teacher always asks my parents. Later, my classmate's father said to him, son, I can't go to school. I go to school more days than you this semester.