A collection of McDull quotations

1. When he was a child, McDull was innocent and full of fantasy and hope.

2. If you survive a disaster, there will be a pot of porridge.

3. Strong kidneys are strength.

4. There are unexpected events in the sky, and people have unexpected moments.

5. Pick up your chopsticks when you hear the chicken!

6. Lovers will eventually become losers.

7. If the love between two people lasts for a long time, it will not be about pork and pork.

8. When three people are together, there must be a pig head.

9. Even if it is a piece of beef, you should have your own attitude. You must be careful about yourself and be kind to yourself. You must know that a wonderful life cannot only consist of lean meat, but also must be mixed with appropriate fat. Surrounded by snow-white tendons, you also have to master the angle, posture, and heat when jumping into the frying pan, so that you can finally become an excellent and authentic sirloin steak~

10. My ambition is As a principal, I go to eat hot pot every day after collecting students’ tuition fees. Today I eat spicy hot pot, tomorrow I eat pickled fish hot pot, and the day after tomorrow I eat pork bone hot pot. The teacher praised me: McDull, you have finally found the true meaning of life!

11. Amei, do you think I am lazy or am I lazy?

12. McDull is finally growing up. Faced with reality, he discovers that he is not Tony Leung and has an ugly birthmark on his eye; he discovers that he is stupid and is always in a rigid world. Hit a wall. Hope...disappointment...hope...disappointment... As time goes by, it becomes the world of my big friend McDull and Maitai. McDull's growth is not just a change in dubbing, even his soliloquy is full of sadness of shattered dreams.

13. Holding the bun, I suddenly understood that there were some things that were not there, just not there. No, it just doesn’t work. There are no fish balls, no thick noodles, no trip to the Maldives, no medals, no treasures from Cheung Po Tsai, and Cheung Po Tsai has never eaten that bun. Turns out being stupid is not that funny. Stupidity leads to failure and disappointment. Disappointment, not that funny. Being fat is not necessarily funny. Being fat does not necessarily mean you have strength. Even if you have the strength, you may not be able to do it. Holding the bun, I suddenly thought, when I grow up, what will happen to me when I have to face this stiff world where dreams may not be so funny?

14. My mother quietly threw away the remaining turkey. It was almost half a year after the turkey was thawed. My sweet dreams and nightmares also ended at the same time. I also discovered that the turkey The taste is at its peak between the time you are about to eat it and the first bite. Later, you just start eating and then finish it. I don't have the mind of a philosopher, so I don't know what I should understand about these two things. But these thoughts came to me after I grew up. On some days that had nothing to do with Christmas, it appeared in my mind twice for no reason. Once, it was at my wedding banquet, and once, it was on the day my mother was cremated. That day, I looked at a few wisps of gray smoke in the sky, and suddenly smelled the strong and sweet smell of turkey. I regretted it and wanted my mother to die. Throw those pieces of turkey away.

15. In addition to the different voices of the little McDull and the older friend McDull, the world of the little McDull also has many fantasies and many hopes, hope...disappointment...hope...disappointment... Over time, he will become his great friend McDull

16. If you go to bed unhappy, let him go. It’s okay to be sad, but it’s not okay to hurt your stomach.

17. We must know how to cherish and protect everyone around us. Because of the broken necks in the past life, we have met in this life;

18. We can move forward slowly. Go, but never retreat.

Never retreat, there is no way to retreat until the end;

19. If you have something to say, don’t wait for the other party to understand it, because the other party is not you and does not know what you want. Wait until In the end, it can only be sadness and disappointment, especially feelings;

20. Thanks to the coming of night, I know that no matter how failed I am today, a brand new tomorrow is still waiting for me to prove myself... < /p>

21. Thanks to my figure, even if I am bloated, I can travel around the world;

22. Thanks to those days that made me sad, I know that happiness is not far away from me

23. Thanks to my nose, even if it is collapsed, it still allows me to breathe fresh air. Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or squinted, I can still see the sunrise and sunset, and the flowers bloom and fade. Thank you for the sun rising again and continuing to ignite my dreams. Thank God for the rain that washes away the sad and accumulated souls.

24. Thank you for never leaving me, letting me know that there is still someone who loves me. Thank you for your support. No matter how frustrated I am today, I will still live bravely.

25. On December 24, the stars were stirred by the curls of white smoke and the strange burnt smell, and the oven was chirping, chirping, as if it was the gospel sent by the angel in advance. Ah. What a beautiful night. My mother and I sat on the beach in East Tsim Sha Tsui, lit up the lights, and swam around in the sea. It was beautiful and gentle. It was so beautiful. I have never eaten anything with such a strong flavor, not even the flavor of instant noodles and roast duck. The taste of turkey wraps around every taste bud on my tongue, erupting, entangling, erupting, just like tonight's Everything, the most beautiful, the most beautiful, the most powerful, and the gentlest. A complete collection of McDull's classic quotations

1. A man is not good for a hundred days, and a pig is not fattening for a hundred days.

2. Listening to you is better than being a pig for ten years.

3. Strong kidneys are strength.

4. Lovers will eventually become losers.

5. In fact, I don’t know what it means to be moved, but my heart has been churning, and I feel like crying. It’s very sad, but also very happy.

6. McDull, Mom, when will you get rich?

7. Thanks to the coming of night, I know that no matter how failed I am today, a new tomorrow is still waiting for me to prove myself.

8. This Hong Kong man took a shit!

9. McDull, his ordinaryness brings happiness to him.

10. Those who gain food have more meat, while those who lose food have less meat.

11. If you are thin, change it; if you are fat, strengthen it.

12. This is a colorful world, this is a dark world, this is a relaxed world, this is a hard world.

13. If you are unhappy and sleep for a while, let him go. It’s okay to be sad, but it’s not okay to hurt your stomach.

14. It turns out that for some things, if you don’t have it, you don’t have it, and if it doesn’t work, it doesn’t work; it turns out that stupidity is not that funny, and disappointment is not that funny.

15. There are endless generations of pigs, but the roasted meat is only the same every year.

16. Mai Tai, Hui, let’s talk about getting rich.

17. The stupid bird flies first, and the stupid pig gets fat first.

18. Pick up your chopsticks when you hear the chicken!

19. Love is like poop; sometimes after working hard for a long time, it’s just a fart.

20. Not only does he have no waist, he also has no neck!

21. Thinness is more expensive, belly and flesh are less important, and fatness is lighter.

22. Thank you for those days that made me sad. I know that happiness is not far away from me.

23. Don’t eat it because it has few bones, and don’t eat it because it has less meat.

24. When the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; when the pig is extremely fat, there will be no life.

25. I won’t check it in!

26. He is not imbecile, he is just kind.

27. There are unexpected events in the sky, and people have sudden egg tarts.

28. I wish to be a winged bird in heaven, and a pig with a tail on earth.

29. Pig heads are valuable, but pork prices are higher. For flavor reasons, both can be burned.

30. Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or squinted, I can still see the sunrise, sunset, flowers blooming and withering.

31. If love lasts for a long time, it will not be about pork and pork.

32. Cry when you want to cry, laugh when you want to laugh, don’t let yourself become hypocritical because the world is hypocritical.

33. McDull, Mom, will you take me to the Maldives?

34. A watermelon, given to you on one side and given to you on the other. If you don’t want it, save it. Hehehehe, I will take it home and give it to my sister-in-law.

35. Never retreat. In the end, there is no way out.

36. The taste of turkey is at its peak between the moment you eat it and the first bite.

37. If you survive a disaster, there will be a pot of porridge.

38. We can move forward slowly, but we must not retreat.

39. Mai Tai, uh, almost, let’s dream!

40. He is not mentally retarded, but kind.

41. Although the pig is inferior to the sheep, the sheep is inferior to the pig.

42. Thank you for the sun rising again and continuing to ignite my dreams.

43. Thanks to my figure, even if I am bloated, I can travel around the world.

44. I am like a piece of meat, pickles, and your hand.

45. Love is like poop; sometimes after working hard for a long time, it’s just a fart!

46. You can have an epiphany in life, but after the epiphany, you are still you.

47. Amei, do you think I am lazy or am I lazy?

48. Thanks to my nose, even if it is collapsed, it still allows me to breathe fresh air.

49. When three people are together, there must be a pig head.

50. Am I lazy, or am I lazy?

51. Thank you for never leaving me and letting me know that there are still people who love me.

52. If the meat is not cut, it will not be made into a cake.

53. No matter how bad the world is, there are always times when it makes people happy.

54. Thank you for your support. No matter how frustrated I am today, I will still live bravely.

55. If you are not fat, it is enough. If you are fat, it will be amazing.

56. Holding the bun, I suddenly understood that there are some things that if I don’t have them, I don’t have them, and if they don’t work, they won’t work.

57. A pig also has a pig pocket.

58. Love is like poop; it’s the same every time, but not the same.

59. If it doesn’t, then it really doesn’t. No, it really doesn’t work.

60. Thank God for the rain that washes away the sad and accumulated souls.

61. When he was a child, McDull was innocent and full of fantasy and hope.

62. I like to eat chicken the most. My mother likes to eat chicken the most. I like to eat my favorite chicken with my favorite mother.

63. One pig is born, and thousands of people are happy.

64. Tom Cruise didn’t come, otherwise, he would have had an epiphany.

65. You don’t respect me, but I respect you. If you don’t respect me, I still respect you. If you don't respect me again, I will destroy you.

66. If you don’t feel happy, just let it go. It's OK to be sad, but it's not OK to hurt your stomach.

67. Don’t be happy with fatness, and don’t be sad with thinness.

68. You must know how to cherish and protect everyone around you. Because of the broken necks and looking back in the past life, we have met in this life!

69. I hope that music is the only trace I leave in this world, instead of the glitz and vanity in front of me.

70. Tom Cruise didn’t come, otherwise, he would have had an epiphany. McDull's Quotes

Pig's trotters are born in the southern country, and a few will appear in spring.

Isn’t it wonderful to eat and sleep at the same time?

When three people are walking together, one of them will be my pig; I will choose the blunt ones and melt them, and I will step on the blunt ones.

They are born from the same roots, so why be too anxious about being a pig?

Pig heads are valuable, but pork prices are even higher. For flavor reasons, both can be burned.

Don’t forget to eat the chicken when worshiping the gods, and don’t go to the hall to roast the pig during the reunion.

Give me your head and give me your tail.

If you move without eating, you will be thin; if you eat without moving, you will be fat.

Sensitive and good at eating, he is not ashamed to smell it.

Those who gain food have more meat, and those who lose food have less meat.

If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the pig is extremely fat, there will be no life.

First learn from the world, and then learn from the world.

Although the pig is inferior to the sheep, the sheep is less fragrant than the pig.

The war rages on for three months, and one pig is worth ten thousand gold.

It takes a thousand days to raise pigs, but only one moment of food.

The essence of the meat lies in the essence, not the excess.

In today’s world, who else is going to die?

If you are happy in life, you must have all the fun. Don’t let the golden pig face the moon.

If a pig is born, ten thousand people will be happy.

There is a golden house among pigs, and there is a beauty like jade among pigs.

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No one asked about it for ten years, but once it was burned, it became famous all over the world.

No man can be good for a hundred days, and a pig cannot be fat for a hundred days.

Listening to you is better than being a pig for ten years.

The stupid bird flies first, and the stupid pig gets fat first.

Those who are near pigs are crazy, those who are near cows are black.

People cannot be judged by their appearance, and pork cannot be judged by their measure. McDull: Excuse me, thick noodles with fish balls

Principal: No thick noodles

McDull: Really? Let’s have a bowl of fish ball rice noodles

Principal: No fish balls

McDull: Really? That beef tripe thick noodles

Principal: No thick noodles

McDull: Then I want fish ball noodles

Principal: No fish balls

McDull: Why is there nothing? Then I want thick noodles with cuttlefish balls

Principal: No thick noodles

McDull: Sold out again? Could you please have a bowl of fish ball rice noodles?

Principal: No fish balls

Next: McDull, their fish balls and thick noodles are sold out, that is, all the fish balls and thick noodles. The matching items are all gone

McDull: Oh~~! There are no matching items... Please just ask for fish balls

Principal: No fish balls

McDull: What about thick noodles?

Principal: No thick noodles

Many times, we are just like McDull, persisting needlessly, but we don’t know what we are insisting on?

Holding a bun , I suddenly understood that there were some things that didn’t exist, just didn’t exist. No, it just doesn’t work. There are no fish balls, no thick noodles, no trip to the Maldives, no medals, no treasures from Cheung Po Tsai, and Cheung Po Tsai has never eaten that bun. Turns out stupid, isn't that funny. Stupidity leads to failure and disappointment. Disappointment, not that funny. Being fat is not necessarily funny. Being fat does not necessarily mean you have strength. Even if you have the strength, you may not be able to do it. Holding the bun, I suddenly thought, when I grow up, what will happen to me when I have to face this stiff world where dreams may not be possible and may not be so funny?

As for my shaking feet, I don’t know how to explain it. When I don't really want to move, but don't want to stay there, I shake my feet. Just like squatting, if you don't want to sit there, but don't want to stand still, some people will squat. Because of my body shape, I never tried shaking my feet while squatting. My mother said that just thinking about it would kill me.

However, even on a windless day, the leaves on the trees, the dead fruit leaves on the ground, the petals... the particles of sunshine and shadows on the butterfly wings, everyone is shaking, shaking It's like dancing. When I see others shaking, I shake too.

A MAY: My ambition is to be an engineer. I do a lot of projects every day. After get off work, I went to the supermarket and bought a large bottle of Coke, a pack of braised eggs and a pack of ham because they were on sale. XX: My ambition is to be a fire captain. Every day, I put out a lot of fires. After get off work, I and my team members, Xiao Ming, Xiao Cao, and Sister Furong, eat a set meal together, including shrimps and fish, which is okay. Choose winter melon cup instead of soup. However, it will cost an additional thirty yuan.

McDull: My dream is to be a principal. Every day, after collecting the students’ tuition fees, I go to eat hot pot. Today I eat spicy hot pot, tomorrow I eat pickled fish hot pot, and the day after tomorrow I eat pork bone hot pot. Teacher Chen praised me, McDull, You finally found the true meaning of life.

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1. People are sad, not because love is over, but because when everything is over, love is still there.

2. Never retreat, there will be no way out until the end.

3. Go to sleep if you are unhappy and let her go. It is okay to be sad, but it is not good to hurt your stomach.

4. There is always a person who can make you feel uncomfortable even if you die with just one word. There is always that one person who can make you smile with just one text message.

5. Don’t reason with women, especially angry women.

6. You don’t respect me, but I respect you. If you don’t respect me, I still respect you. If you don't respect me again, I will destroy you.

7. Cry when you want to cry, laugh when you want to laugh, don’t let yourself become hypocritical because the world is hypocritical.

8. If you don’t feel happy, just let it go. It's OK to be sad, but it's not OK to hurt your stomach.

9. Thank you for the coming of the night. I know that no matter how failed I am today, a new tomorrow is still waiting for me to prove myself...

10. I hope you are happy, because that It is my greatest wish. I am afraid that you will be happy, because then you will forget me.

11. If you are in my future, then I won’t be afraid of anything else.

12. Falling in love with you is like being used to smoking a certain kind of cigarette. I really want to know how to quit you.

13. When I say to you: Just be busy. In fact, how I wish you could say: You are important, I will accompany you.

14. How often do you pretend you don’t want something because you can’t get it?

15. You say I am stupid, I admit it, but you don’t know, I am only stupid to you.

16. I pretended not to care. You know, how uncomfortable I feel.

17. We usually ignore those who love us, and we love those who ignore us...

18. How many true words in a lifetime are used as jokes The way is spoken.

19. I am always afraid that one day you will find that I am not as good as you think.

20. You will never understand the indifference I pretend.

21. Sometimes it’s not that I don’t understand, I just don’t want to understand.

22. Sometimes it’s not that I don’t understand, but that even though I understand, I don’t know what to do, so I remain silent.

23. Distance is not scary. What is scary is that the heart is getting farther and farther away.

24. I don’t mind if you lie to me, but what I mind is that your lies can’t fool me.