Mirror: I probably want to untie my tie and get stuck in my head.
2. Teacher: This question comes from spring. Spring?
This way: No. I didn't sleep.
Teacher: I haven't said anything yet …
3. Xiao Jing: I haven't forgotten to bring textbooks to this party.
Here: Because all my books are at school.
4. Here: The cookies baked by our company are delicious!
Xiao Jing: Speaking of which, I did it this time. I did it while consulting a small company.
This way: after hearing what you said, I realized that some are delicious and some are not. It's amazing. Why ...
5. The following are the wise words of lucky stars, which have saved the confidence and courage of countless beautiful girls:
This side: inferior milk is a symbol of status and has rare value! So I am precious! (It turned out to be a hemp rope bow in shuffling)
6. Here: There are many juvenile delinquents recently. If you ask your neighbor, you will definitely say (when the picture switches to the style of "crying in the cold"), "He doesn't look like someone who would do such a thing."
Mirror image: If one day you do something, I will definitely say (once the picture switched to the style of interviewing Song Tian in Death Note, using a voice changer), "I always thought she would do it".
7. Mirror: What are you doing?
Don't you think you'll want to tidy up your room if you can't review?
(After a while)
Mirror: Ah, I lent my dictionary to our company. (Pushing the door and entering the room, I saw Xiao Si cleaning the room ...) Why are you here? ...
8. this side: why are you happy or sad about that haggle over every ounce ... so you say this thing about women ~
9. Here: I still have middle school textbooks ~
Mirror: Didn't you keep it?
Here: ah ~ those things were left at school with memories ~
10, here: Xiao Jing, I clearly saw the results of your weight loss ~
Mirror: Oh, really?
Here: it is said that after losing weight, it will shrink from where it should not be, and it is true ~
1 1, this way: I hate that there is no expected queue in front of the queue. ...
Mirror: What a loyal guy. ...
12, Primary Four: Sister, we decide who is the elder sister and who is the younger sister according to the birth order ~
Mirror: Yes. What happened?
Xiao Si: Nothing. I just think it's great to be a sister
Mirror: Huh? Why?
Xiaosi: Because my sister is embarrassed to borrow homework or ask homework ~
13, Xiao Jing and Fang go to the movies together:
Here: by the way, just think of me as your sister ~
Mirror: Huh? Why?
Here: because of this, I, I will buy children's tickets so that no one will doubt ~
Xiaojing: I usually care so much about my health, but now I have to use it. ...
14, before the exam:
Mirror: No way. I didn't finish reading the book at all yesterday ...
This way: Huh? I was full of energy yesterday ~ and I read it myself ~
Miyuki: How long did you watch it?
(Two people answer at the same time ...)
Like this: up to 4 hours!
Small mirror: I only watched it for 4 hours ~
15, at the end of Christmas:
Xiao Si: How old was Ben when he believed in Santa Claus?
This way (seriously): Huh? Does not exist?
16, this client (holding Mei Xing's report card): I always feel very unwilling to lose like this. ...
Small division: no way, the top scores of American stars, we can't win ~
This way: no! Don't! No matter what your grades are, look at the breasts here. ...
17, this way: Although it is a good thing to have a gift from Santa Claus, I always thought it was an "illegal invasion" when I was a child.
Plagiarized from Baidu Encyclopedia. . . . . . . Look, this is a replica. . . .