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Niu Wangmo found the Monkey King and said, Brother, don't you have a pair of critical eyes?

The Monkey King: Yes, why?

Niu Wangmo: Please enter my wife's stomach again.

The Monkey King: What are you doing in there?

Niu Wangmo: See if anything goes in while I'm away!

Niu Wangmo shouted, split the opposite mountain in two and said to the Monkey King, Dear brother, don't think I am awesome. The Monkey King said, no! ! !

Ever heard that Hong Haier is the seed of Wukong?

It is said that Tang Priest and his disciples went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, passing through the Flame Mountain, and were blocked by the raging fire. Wukong called the land to know how to put out the fire. The land said, "Only the banana fan of Princess Iron Fan can put out the fire."

So Wukong rushed to the Bajiao Cave and asked Princess Iron Fan for a banana fan. I don't want Wukong to get there and ask Princess Tiefan to borrow a fan, but the princess refused. Wukong had no choice but to drill into the iron fan princess's stomach to disturb her. Princess Iron Fan couldn't help but feel pain, so she took out a banana fan and gave it to Wukong.

Shortly after Wukong left, Niu Wangmo, who had been away from home for many years, came back. Princess Iron Fan cried to her husband about the Monkey King's taking away the treasure fan, and Niu Wangmo was furious. Turn into a pig and stop Wukong on the road.

Mo, the cow king who became Bajie, said, "Brother Monkey, did you borrow the treasure fan so soon?"

Wukong said with a smile, "She can't borrow it. I have entered her body. "

When Niu Wangmo heard that it was not a taste, he asked, "How do you feel?"

Wukong said, "Of course it's cool. I'm cooler when I'm with her. She screams when she is cool. "

Niu Wangmo was furious, but there was nothing he could do about the Monkey King, so he had to cheat the banana fan back.

Niu Wangmo ate YaBaKui and never left home.

A few months later, Princess Tiefan gave birth to a son. Niu Wangmo was quite happy at first, but when he saw the child, he suddenly flew into a rage and saw the child's red face.

Niu Wangmo thought: I am so dark, but the child's face is so red, which is clearly the kind of Po Hou. Aren't all monkeys' asses red?

The more the cow thought about it, the more angry she became, and she ran away from home again.

In fact, Niu's suspicion is right. When Wukong got into the belly of Princess Iron Fan, it was very hot, and it happened that Wukong was young, hot-blooded and smart. He discharged a sperm, which happened to be the ovulation period of Princess Tiefan, and she also discharged an egg. Then Princess Iron Fan had Hon Hai.

In order not to affect Wukong's Buddhist scriptures, Guanyin Bodhisattva concealed this matter. Later, remembering her friendship with Wukong for hundreds of years, she took Hong Haier into her home and called him a disciple of Sitting Lotus to show her affection for Wukong.

The Monkey King doesn't know about it yet, so everyone must keep it a secret.