Degang Guo's black humor has been learned by everyone. 1.%2 Dude, excuse me, you're blocking my cell phone signal. 2.%2 I want the whole world to know that I keep a low profile. 3.%2 Ouch, why do you go to the toilet in person when you are so busy? 4.%2 Your stupidity is always so creative. 5.%2 came into this world, and I didn't intend to go back alive! 6.%2 children, stupid people can't come back to life! 7.%2 Since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic. 8.%2 You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a problem. 9.%2 I don't know music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune. 1.%2 Alas ~ If this person has no orthomorphism, even his headache is partial. 11.%2 cough! Say what should be said and whisper what should not be said. 12.%2 How I wish I could grow old with you carelessly. 13.%2 If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great. 14.%2 You tell me, you are ugly like others without a diploma, and you are bald like others if you are not smart! 15.%2 Look at you. Look at your back. You are in a hurry, and you turn your head to scare off a million lions. 16. On a whim, I used your photo as a computer desktop that day. Damn it, I was infected with a computer virus! 17. Give me a beautiful photo of you, and go home to ward off evil spirits. 18. As a typical failure, you are really successful! 19. I'm heartbroken, holding it out like dumpling stuffing. 2. I don't even believe in punctuation. 21. Relax, I'm not a good person. 22. Life is like a super girl, and all the men come to the end. 23. I have something to burn when I am dead, and I dig graves for small things; Really want me to come down and accompany me, if you meet the line, it's pure corpse change! 24. As soon as you go out: a hundred mountains and no bird, a thousand paths without a footprint. 25. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart. 26. The world is bigger than what you lack. 27. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time. 28. Get out of here and get out of here! 29. Don't push me, or I will become great and get out of hand. 3. How dare you say you are pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy. 31. What is youth? Who hasn't been young! Are you old? Really. 32. Don't move! Your left brain is full of water, and your right brain is full of flour. It's just easy to move, and everything is paste. 33. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave. Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals. 35. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water. 36. Protect yourself and care for others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people. 37. I am small-minded but not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it. 38. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people. 39. People have plenty of background, but I only have my back. 4. After meeting me, you will find that being handsome can be so specific! 41. Find the reasons for problems from yourself. Don't blame the earth for not having gravity when TM is constipated. 42. That's it. You don't talk to me either. I'm a dog. 43. The ideal is full and the reality is skinny. 44. Don't worry about basking in the sun. Maybe no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned. 45. Don't talk to me about ideals, quit. 46. If you don't eat enough, how can you lose weight! 47. Low-key is the best show off. 48. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit. 49. Even a piece of shit will meet dung beetles one day. So there's no need to feel depressed that you are a piece of shit. 5. Holding your hand, you will know that your child is ugly, and your face is full of tears. I will go if you don't go.