Requesting a drama script about the May Fourth spirit

Narration: It is said that on this day, four masters and disciples of Tang Monk came to a country. They looked up and saw three words "daughter country" written on the city gate.

Tang Monk: I am KAO! Did you make a ~~~~~ mistake? All of them are girls? !

Sun Wukong: I said, can you be more gentle. Why are you opening your eyes so wide? Let's just talk about you. Looking at you, you can tell that you are illiterate, and you still say that you are a Buddhist.

You have a bachelor's degree.

Tang Seng: What’s wrong? Buddhist undergraduates can’t use foul language. Tell you, we intellectuals are not in the mood to express our emotions by cursing?

Sha Seng: Master, this is what you are doing wrong. . . . . .

Tang Monk: STOP! Third child, I’m not talking about you. Among the three of you, you are the most talkative. You talk a lot all day long, and you are just like one. . . No, it's a bunch of

flies circling around people. . . . . . Otherwise, why don't I let Bajie shoulder the burden? You have such a heavy burden and talk so much, why don't I give you a tight spell?

Sha Seng: $#@$

Zhu Bajie: Yes, Master, you are really discerning.

Tang Seng: Bajie is still my close friend.

Zhu Bajie: My admiration for you, Master, is like an endless stream of water, and even more like the Yellow River overflowing once and for all. . . . . . But Master, you should also use new words this time.

Tang Seng: According to your opinion, what should I use instead of "women"?

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng all said in unison: MM!

Tang Monk: I am KAO! Who among you three is spying on me chatting online again?

Zhu Bajie: Old Pig, I was yesterday. . . . . . I slept unintentionally for a long night. I was blinking at the moon when I accidentally saw Master drooling and typing on the keyboard with Sister Guanyin

Sister Guanyin. . . . . .

Tang’s Monk: Bajie, I see you are very tired from walking these days. Let’s do this. From now on, you can ride this horse, and I’ll give you an extra share of the midnight snack.

Bai Longma: No, I was tired from carrying you, but now you ask me to carry this fat pig. . . . . . Be careful and I will sue you for animal cruelty to the Humane Society!

No matter what, I am still the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea!

Tang Seng: Yes, then let Sha Seng carry you on his back.

Sha Seng: Why me again! ! ! !

Tang Seng: Could it be that you are Wukong? Otherwise, you can try to challenge him in a one-on-one battle.

Sha Seng: Well, why don’t you think I’m unlucky?

Tang Seng: By the way, Bajie, what did you see me doing with Sister Guanyin?

Zhu Bajie: I saw you and Sister Guanyin studying Buddhism wholeheartedly. This disciple is really touched!

Sun Wukong and Sha Seng were vomiting on the sidelines.

At this moment, an old lady with a red hoop suddenly jumped out from the side of the road.

Old lady: What are you doing? Think of this as your public toilet. Did you know you are doing this everywhere? . . No, spitting everywhere will pollute the environment? Come on, each person will be fined 5 taels of silver!

Sun Wukong and Sha Seng: Did you do anything wrong?

Old lady: You’re not wrong!

Sha Seng took out 5 taels of silver from his wallet: Auntie, this is the hard-earned money I earned after three months of hard work. You can save some money.

Old lady: What, you called me aunt. Tell you I’m not old even with a big beard?

Sun Wukong: Then, aunt. . . . . .

Old lady: Actually, I am Zhang Guorong!

Zhu Bajie: Brother, you didn’t mean to play with us, did you? Just you? .

Sun Wukong: Someone is singing? !

〔Song: Life is like a long road, let the wind and frost stay on your face in the world of mortals. . . . . 〕

The four masters and disciples said in unison: Zhang Guorong?

Tang Seng took out a piece of paper and a pen: Brother Rong, can you sign your name for me?

Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng: And me. . . . . .

Zhang Guorong glanced at Tang Seng: You, you don’t even take a photo, you look like the bald Luo Jiaying, and you still need to sign your name? And you two, one with a slutty face and a big beard, think you are very sexy

How sexy are you? A guy put a pig's head on his head, and he thought he was Zhu Bajie? If you want an autograph, go and have fun!

/p>

Your place.

Zhang Guorong: Who will sing?

Sun Wukong: Then how did you get there. . . . . .

Zhang Guorong: Didn’t you see it?

Four masters and disciples: What?

Leung Guorong turned around delicately: Am I also a girl?

Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie both fainted and fell to the ground. Sun Wukong and Sha Seng wanted to vomit again. Suddenly they saw Anita Mui staring at them with her little eyes, so they had to hold back with all their strength.

Zhang Guorong: Humph. . . I don’t understand the style!

Sha Seng finally couldn’t hold it back and spit it out again.

Zhang Guorong: You. . . . . .

Sha Seng: I understand! Wait first! Give me some time, I vomit and vomit, and gradually I get used to it. . . . . . Wow. . . . . .

Zhang Guorong: This time I will be fined 10 taels!

Sha Seng: Why? vomit. . . . . .

Zhang Guorong: If I vomit again, it will be 15 taels.

Sha Seng had no choice but to hold it in, but he didn’t have that much money, so he turned to Tang Seng: Master, can you borrow a few taels of silver to help me?

Tang Monk: KAO! Borrow again? Last time I lent me 2 taels and 5 cents plus 3 copper coins and I haven’t paid them back yet! There are no doors!

Sha Monk turned to Sun Wukong helplessly: Senior Brother. . . . . .

Sun Wukong: Me. . . . . . I'm still in debt. Last time I went back to "Li Chun Yuan", you three were freeloaders and ran away, leaving me alone. As a result, I was beaten like a monkey

. . . . .

Zhu Bajie: Are you originally a monkey?

Sun Wukong: Yes. . . . . . ah? !

Zhu Bajie: Junior Brother Sha, they won’t lend it to me, so I’ll lend it to you. Who told you to carry me to the West on your back? Come on, here are 10 taels!

Sha Seng looked at Zhu Bajie with tears in his eyes: Hero!

Zhu Bajie: But. . . . . . You have to give me a written note. If you don't pay it back this month, it will become 12 taels next month. This is called a certainty. . . If I don't pay it back next month, then I have to pay back 18 taels. This is called a nail on the wall. Two. . . . . .

Sha Seng: I’m KAO! Aren't you a loan shark? Why didn't Senior Brother hear what you said last time you lent it to me?

Zhu Bajie: Because in terms of wisdom, I am just a little bit taller than him, but in terms of martial arts, he is just a bit taller than me.

And in terms of wisdom and martial arts, I'm a little bit higher than you

If I don't bully you, who will I bully?

Sha Seng: KAO!

Zhu Bajie: KAO what KAO? Do you want it?

Sha Seng took the 10 taels of silver with tears in his eyes, handed it to Zhang Guorong, and screamed: God is jealous of the talent! big. . . MM, you've seen it all, I'm trying to sell the pot, can't you give me a discount?

Zhang Guorong: Look how pitiful you are, okay, I’ll charge you two less coins this time!

After Zhang Guorong retrieved the two copper coins, Tang Monk gestured "Pah!" and said: Let's go!

The four of them continued to move forward and asked girls on the roadside about the residence of the king of their daughter's country. So along the way, I couldn't help but feel hungry.

Zhu Bajie took out three steamed buns from his arms and ate them while humming: Eat. . . Fortunately, there are still three steamed buns left from yesterday. Master, give you one.

Tang Seng: When it comes to this, the word eat~~~~~~~~~ is used. . . . . .

Zhu Bajie: You’re very excited, aren’t you?

Tang Seng: Bajie still loves me!

Zhu Bajie: That is, once you are a teacher, you will always be a father.

Sha Seng looked at it, touched his pocket and looked at Sun Wukong. Seeing him, he was also helpless: Second brother, can you do it? . . . . .

Zhu Bajie: No way!

Sun Wukong: Is there any share for me?

Zhu Bajie: Do you want it? Can't you just make it clear if you want? I will give it to you if you want it. Of course I won’t deny it to you if you want it! It’s impossible for you to ask me not to give it to you

but you say you don’t want it but I insist on giving it to you. Please be reasonable! Now I count to three, you have to make it clear whether you want...

Sun Wukong: I am KAO! Don't force me!

Sha Seng: Yes, forget it if you don’t give it to me, and you won’t give it to me either, senior brother? You are too~~~~~~ too much!

Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Wukong with some fear: So what if I don’t give it to you? Do you want to pretend to be me and eat the tiger?

Sun Wukong: Hum. . . . . . It was you who forced me. Come, Junior Brother Sha. . . . . .

Sha Seng took out a rolling pin: Got it!

Zhu Bajie was so frightened that he covered his face and did not dare to look. Suddenly he heard "Bang~~~~~~Bang~~~~~~~"

Sha Seng: Take a look. Let’s take a look. It’s so called that we rely on our parents at home and our friends when we go out. Dear fellow villagers, brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts, everyone who has money supports me.

I support you if you don’t have money. , we brothers are new here and don’t know anything. Come on, senior brother, let’s do somersaults for everyone!

"Boom~~~~~~Boom~~~~~~~"

Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng suddenly fainted and fell to the ground. . . . . . .

Sun Wukong: Ha. . . . . . Yes, today’s income is good. Come on, Junior Brother Sha, I’ll give you these 12 taels of silver and give them back to the pig. You can still keep 2 taels! Walk! Let's have a meal

Sha Seng: Thank you very much, brother! . . . . . . I wonder why senior brother is so generous today?

Sun Wukong: To tell you the truth, can you lend me your Bible to visit?

Sha Seng: Senior brother, isn’t this good? We believe in Buddhism.

Sun Wukong: Oh, isn’t Jesus more popular recently!

Sha Seng: Do you want it? Can't you just make it clear if you want? Do you want to...

Sun Wukong knocked Sha Seng to the ground with one punch: Come again! ? Don't you fucking keep nagging me. If I don't get angry, you will treat me as a sick monkey. You were still a little kid when I told you that I came out to fool around.

Sha Seng’s eyes turned red: You want it, why are you hitting me? It’s not that I won’t give it to you. If you want it, I will definitely give it to you. Please be reasonable. . . . .

Sun Wukong: STOP! Come again. . . . . . I insert. . . . . . I'll insert it again. . . . . .

Sun Wukong’s eyes turned red and he knelt down: Master. . . . . . hero! Please, give him this golden hoop, I really can't stand him anymore. . . . ah. . . .

Tang Seng: I originally wanted to give it to him, but the size of the diamond ring was too bad. It was heavy in the front and light in the back. It was wide on the left and narrow on the right. He felt very uncomfortable after wearing it and had insomnia all night.

It will hurt me! Speaking of that diamond ring, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He has exquisite workmanship, fair prices, and is honest. I might as well customize one next time!

Palace Lady: How many of them are eminent monks from the East?

Tang Monk: That’s right for the poor monk.

Palace Maid: Please follow me. The king invites you.

The four masters and apprentices finally arrived at the palace of the daughter country.

Tang Monk: KAO! It’s so grand. You can see that the decoration design here must have used 3DMAX and PHOTOSHOP. It’s so cool!

Zhu Bajie: Yes, this place is really great, even more luxurious than my Gao Laozhuang!

Sun Wukong: I say you are a pig, but you are really a pig. This is a royal palace, and you, Gao Laozhuang, can only be considered rich peasants at most. Do you think you are Li Shimin and the others?

Sun Wukong: p>

A relative? Tou Dou!

Sha Seng: Senior brother, don’t be as knowledgeable as him. Look at what he looks like. How can a pig-headed and pig-brained person be as smart as a monkey like you?

Sun Wukong: That is! . . . . . .

Daughter King: Are you the masters who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the Western Heaven to learn scriptures?

Zhu Bajie whispered to Tang Seng: I am KAO! This girl looks really beautiful. (Close-up of dripping saliva)

Tang Seng: Yes, look at her angelic face and devilish figure. She has breasts and breasts, and PP and PP. She is big in places that should be big, and small in places that should be. Small, convex where it should be and concave where it should be. . . . . . Really on point. . . . . . (The nosebleeds flowed down drop by drop)

Sun Wukong wiped away the nosebleed: I am KAO! Foreign girls, I hate them the most. . . . . .

Sha Seng had a nosebleed: I think it’s okay. . . . . .

Zhu Bajie: I’m KAO! She's picking her nose! You see. . . . . . She stretched out her slender hand and pointed it out. . . Ah, sorry, it’s my little finger, dig it gently

Dig. . . . . .

Daughter King: So~~~~~so cool!

Sun Wukong: Wow~~~~~~, what a big lump!

Sha Seng: Oh~~~~~~I didn’t expect that her nose-picking posture is so beautiful! Yeah~~~~~I like it! I have decided to love you for ten thousand years!

Maid: How bold! How dare you be unreasonable to our king!

Sun Wukong: Little MM is so bad! It is said to be "a graceful lady, a gentleman is fond of being a good wife", and it is also said to be "the moonlight is shining brightly in front of the bed, I suspect it is frost on the ground. I look up at the bright moon and lower my head to miss my girl". . . . . . Good poem, good poem. . . . . .

Daughter King: Ah, I didn’t expect the master to be so talented. This little girl is really surprised. . . . . . To tell you the truth, this little girl has been in the country of daughters for twenty-three years, two

~~~ten~~~three~~~ years! Sorry for the gaffe. . . . . . I have always wanted to find a Ruyi Langjun, but here are all women, and here comes Zhang Guorong. Unexpectedly, he is also a glass. So, I want to choose one of you. . . . . .

Sun Wukong: Master, my disciple was crushed by the Five Fingers Mountain. Fortunately, he was rescued by his master. I should have escorted my master wholeheartedly to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, but my disciple had made trouble in the Heavenly Palace and cursed Tathagata, so he just went there

Xitian, Tathagata will definitely give me small shoes to wear. I will be laid off sooner or later, so I might as well stay here. . . " Sha Seng: Master, Wu Jing was once a curtain general. He also graduated with a bachelor's degree. There is no problem in working in Xitianhou. But now it is popular to go to sea to do business. I have been in Liushahe for a few years. , learned fish farming

My country is rich in water resources. I want to build a fish farm in Zimu River to help my country get rid of poverty as soon as possible. This can be regarded as responding to the country’s call! "

Zhu Bajie: Master, although Old Zhu is incompetent, he is willing to escort the master westward. . . However, carrying water for cooking, fertilizing and plowing the fields every day, such heavy work has to be carried on these weak shoulders. Master, can you bear it? Monks value compassion and compassion. Is this just what they say? Although you can become a Buddha and have a house in the West, as long as you can share the worries of these poor women, what does it mean? If I don’t go to hell, who will? ! ! Let me stay!

Sun Wukong knocked over Zhu Bajie with one punch: "Get out of the way and knock out a bug by cracking melon seeds. Who do you think you are?"

Sha Seng: Yes, doesn’t your boy have Gao Xiuying in Gao Laozhuang? Besides, isn’t there also Chang’e on the moon?

Zhu Bajie (aggrieved): The relationship has broken down!

Tang Monk sighed: Alas. . . . . . Disciples, you are so unsatisfactory. Although men like you may be a little ugly, you at least have some skills. It's true! . . . . . . Big~~~~What trouble does a husband have without a wife? There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world. . . . . . But,

Your master~~~~~~me. . . . . . This time, you will fulfill me this time. . . . . .

(The four masters and apprentices argued endlessly). . . . . .

Maidmaid: Ladies and gentlemen, please stop fighting. Let’s do this. Let’s all show off our skills and have a competition today to recruit a bride!

Four masters and disciples: OK! . . . . . .

Maid: In order to ensure the fairness of this competition, we specially invited a guest to be the referee today. He is ~~~~~~~, known in the world as "Everyone loves him, and he is a fan." Die

No one can survive without losing his life, Zhang Guorong!

Zhang Guorong: I am very grateful to everyone for supporting me. Here, I would first like to thank His Majesty the King, my family, and everyone present, and then I would also like to thank everyone

Mr. Tang who has always supported me behind my back. . . . . . Honey! I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah! Sun Wukong: Did you do anything wrong? You

are here to be a referee. Do you think you are here to receive an award? Anita Mui; Sorry, Sorry! The reason why I have to talk so much is entirely because of.

. . . . . Actually I am an actor. . . . . . (Countless tomatoes and rotten eggs were thrown over). . . . . . Zhang Guorong: Okay, now let’s announce the competition items.

Everyone listened attentively.

Zhang Guorong: For the enjoyment and entertainment of the game and in line with the principle of fair competition, we directly adopt the knockout system.

Okay, the game begins~~~~~~!

As soon as he finished speaking, a puff of smoke suddenly appeared in the hall.

Sun Wukong dances [the part in Shaolin Football] and sings "Look at my 72 transformations"

Sun Wukong: "I can do 72 transformations, ride somersault clouds, make trouble in the heavenly palace, and fight I have a strong body and never drink Huiren Shenbao. You don’t need to buy a plane ticket to travel to Europe or the United States with me. Hehehe, you are tempted! ? "

King of the Daughter Kingdom: "Do you know how to surf the Internet? "

Sun Wukong: "Oh! When I was in the Pansi Cave, I fell into a spider web. The net was smashed, haha! "

The King of the Daughter Kingdom: "Next!"

Sun Wukong: "I am the national champion of boxing, stick fighting and Sanda, raising horses and breeding peaches. Double Master... "

The King of the Daughter Kingdom: "Next one!"

Okay, the first contestant quits, NOW, the next one!

Sha Seng: Look at me!

Everyone: Wow~~~~~~Tang Bohu!

Sha Monk held a folding fan in his hand and said: Others laugh at me because I am too crazy, but I laugh at others because they cannot see through it. I don’t see Wulin Hao destroying the tomb, and plowing the fields without flowers or fruit.

Daughter King: Why don’t you pretend to be Tang Bohu? You have shaved off your beard. If you don’t want to be a monk, do you want to be the top scholar?

Sha Seng: I have thought about it. . . . . .

Daughter King: I miss you so much. You don’t want to be a good monk but you still want to be the number one scholar. I tell you, do your best in your promising career as a monk!

Sha Seng: Oh, I know. . . . . . (Running off the stage)

Tang Seng: Only You. . . . . .

The King of the Daughter Kingdom: "Oh, you are so big! You speak so much English, I can't understand a word. Next!"

Zhang Guorong: Then Tang Seng is also out. Who will be next? Please~~~~~~~look, the next person is~~~~~~~~

Zhu Bajie (slowly walked to the middle of the hall, his face full of vicissitudes, suddenly sang "Super Star》)

Suddenly the whole room was screaming. The queen's eyes lit up and she was about to speak. . .

Zhu Bajie: "I won’t hide it now. I am the CEO of Bajie.com, and the company will be listed in the United States in three months..."

Zhang Guorong: Okay, you have sung and spoken, it’s time to go down. Dear audience, the talents and skills of the four contestants have been displayed. Next, we invite the four contestants to the stage with the warmest applause.

. . . . . (Four masters and apprentices come on stage)

Zhang Guorong: Everyone, who performed the best?

(In the end, Zhu Bajie won)

Zhu Bajie held the queen’s hand to step down. . . .

Sun Wukong: "Bajie, everyone originally wanted to pursue the true scriptures and achieve enlightenment, but I didn't expect that you would end up because of women... I'm really disappointed in you... "

Zhu Bajie: "Okay, okay, you think I am willing to come. I didn't want to come when I was in Gaolaozhuang."

Sun Wukong: "You said. "What?"

Zhu Bajie (very aggrieved): "I said I wouldn't come, but you let me come. Now I'm so prosperous, and you still complain about me. Over the years, I have tolerated

Is it easy for me to do laundry, cooking, and fetching water? . . Especially if you are such a stinky monkey, you still owe me two yuan.

Not given to me yet.

And you, don’t think that because you are a master, I’m afraid of you. You’ll be chattering all day long. Let me tell you, I’m quitting! "

Tang Monk: "Amitabha, monks are so compassionate. In fact, I have long been dissatisfied with it. They eat delicious food every day and are too lazy to cook it. They even snatched my steamed buns. Today I want to die righteously

Dear, come on, Wukong, Wujing, humiliate him before leaving! "

Sun Wukong: "Hey, do you want to fight alone or in a group? "

Zhu Bajie: "I choose the single item" (Sun and Sha beat him)

Zhu Bajie: "Didn't you say single item?"

Sun Wukong: "Yes. , it was you who singled us out. "

Zhu Bajie: "That. . What about group fights? "

Sun Wukong: "Then we will beat you in a group. "

The King of the Daughter Kingdom: "My dear, if you love me, go for it. "

The king of the daughter country walked up to Tang Seng.

The king of the daughter country: "Brother Tang Seng, do you really want to leave? "

Tang Monk: "Yes. "

The King of the Daughter Kingdom: "Can't we just leave? "