2. When men have no money, they think women are tacky, and when men have money, they wish all women were tacky.

3. Twenty people are Pentium, thirty are Microsoft, Rhapsody in July is Panasonic, and fifty are Lenovo.

Men can touch you, but they don't necessarily love you. Touching just wants to get you, but love needs to pay for itself.

5, men are awesome, not just kneeling between women's legs.

6. Sweet talk is just a weapon for men to attack women.

7. Love is not necessarily all men, but it may be all women.

If I were your dowry, please take it with you, man.

I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man when it's hot!

10, men are handsome when they are young. No matter how clever he is, he will be an impotent old man 30 years later. Who won't show it to me?

1 1, in the next life, you only belong to my man, tick-tock.

12, men's mouths only coax women when they are lonely.

13. If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you may leave him at any time.

14, a woman's goodness is only known to men who love her.

15, in this life, I won't just love a man, I will love a man all my life.

16, a man who wants 20 points loves himself 10, not 100. Men love themselves 20 points.

17, it is said that women are fickle. It turns out that men are chameleons.

18, can you understand a man's heart? When will you love me?

19, many times women are not stupid, but just too lazy to be smart, especially in front of the person they like. The degree of stupidity is directly proportional to the degree of love for this man.

20. How much time a man is willing to give a woman is how much he loves you.

2 1. If a man really loves you, he will never leave you, no matter how difficult the situation is.

22. Men are like chewing gum. The more you chew, the less you taste.

23. I want to be a man in my next life! Handsome and irresponsible.

24. Don't be a woman who needs a man, but be a woman who needs a man.

No one is allowed to hurt my sister. Nobody touches my sister without my permission.

26. Women are only good at makeup, while men are good at camouflage.

27, Nu Wa made people, and the old moon led the red line; What about the man on my other side?

28. You count the women in your hand, but you forget that there are countless men in my hand.

29. There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

30, the husband is only temporary, only sisters are forever.

3 1, men always don't understand the true meaning of women's tears.

32. The man who belongs to me, after I waited for you to say it, you said that you would fatten me up for nothing.

33. In ancient times, women were gods who could tolerate their men being ambiguous with other women.

A man's heart is unfathomable. He can love you today and love her tomorrow.

35. A smart woman won't take a man as her whole, but I am.

36. Dude, I forgot you proudly.

37. Listen to me, man. You are a crazy person, and I will never forget it.

I said, man, can you not hurt the woman who loves you?

39. Our fan Qing Er Chun, the laughter on the playground and the voices of brothers and sisters are louder than the world.

40, good friends, good girlfriends, good friends

4 1, I didn't miss it, only when it was wrong.

42. Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

43. It's not that my sister is unique, but that you can't keep up with my sister's footsteps.

44. Unlike other girls, I love to cry and make trouble. Remember, my sister's idea is good or not.

45. Looking at my sister's happiness in a wedding dress, I wonder when I can wear such a beautiful wedding dress.

46. I am infatuated with my sister's dog and walk behind my sister.

47. Don't be ambiguous about your sister. I haven't asked the world of mortals.

48. Don't be shocked if you find that your sister has become gentle, it's because her sister has taken medicine on time these two days.

49. What kind of world is this? I am your brand. Dogs live like people. If you want to be cute, you won't kill yourself when you see me.

50.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

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1. My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it. 2. If you can, walk hand in hand with the person you love. Learn to appreciate the scenery by yourself before you can find it.

Everyone knows that all this is a lie, but I will still be moved.

Whether you like it or not, time will pass and youth will never return.

5. You have people you love and people who love you. How can you expect them to be the same person?

6. If you think too clearly about love, you will worry too much.

I don't know what to say, I just miss you suddenly at this moment.

8, don't worry about love, there is no wasteland and no age, it's still early.

9. Sometimes it's not that I don't trust you, it's just that I care more than others and I'm more afraid of losing you.

10, even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

1 1. If you don't have time and spirit, don't care about raising small animals. It is cruel to ignore them, even though I know you are lonely and need a companion.

12, can you not give me a chance to think, can you not be cold and hot to me, can you not let me be swayed by considerations of gain and loss?

13, the most precious thing in the world is not what I can't get and lose, but the happiness I have now.

14, you have nothing to let me go. Because you never thought about me in your heart.

15, when a man says to you: Let's break up. Please don't cry. You should smile and say to him: I've been waiting for you to say this for a long time. Then turn around and walk away.

16, not that I don't love you, but that I really don't love you, so I'll leave you alone and let you find your own happiness.

17, learn to bear hardships. Some words, suitable for rotten in the heart, some pain, suitable for silent forgetting. When you experience it, you grow up and you know it yourself. Many changes, you don't have to say it yourself, others will see it.

18, I expect someone to give me a hug without saying anything when I am sad.

19, there is always someone who does something for you that he doesn't like, just to please an imperfect you.

20, he is my dream, how can everyone understand.

2 1, the secret of girls: the familiarity with others depends on the obscene degree of chat content, and the more obscene the general relationship, the better.

22. A woman should never be a wife that makes a man feel at ease, nor a half-hearted woman that a man doesn't like, so that he can feel at ease when he leaves you at home. He is usually sad when he thinks of you, and he will be sick when he comes home to see you.

23. If I have the chance to go back to the past, I won't go back because I still have you.

24. I am more afraid of losing you than losing myself, just as I love you too much. So heavy that I am about to lose myself.

25, public places, convenient for pedestrians, especially the elderly. You will grow old, so respecting the elderly means respecting your old age.

26. A big woman can't live without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't live without money for a day.

27. The tower is high, but not as high as your empty oath.

Whether I like you or not is not for me to decide.

29. A woman must be proud of herself.

Hearing that you and she are very happy, I suddenly want to cry.

3 1, I also want to close my eyes and feel that you are by my side, not the empty sea.

If one day you shed tears, and the weight of tears is enough to break my heart, I will understand that I am the most vulnerable when I am single-minded and emotional.

33. Women are like puppet toys, and they have no regrets when they are smashed.

I like you because you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to bed at night.

In fact, we have forgotten what we said when we were children, and we will be together forever.

36. Tomorrow is my birthday. Happy birthday, dear yourself. Be happy even without him!

37. Youth is like a container, full of anxiety, restlessness, youth and occasional madness.

38. I love you so much that you can run amok in my world for so long.

39. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

40. I still want to love you knowing that we are separated by a space.

4 1. How can my love for you be so strong? I miss you every day.

42. Over time, there can be not only love, but also children!

43. Would it be awkward to go back in time?

44.- I want to hug you and caress the sunshine in my eyes!

45. Love is a promise in the wind. The promise made is forever and will never run aground.

46. For you, there are more than one similar words. Is a lifelong dependence.

47. Happiness is gone, but what can I say?

48. I want to give happiness to the people I love. I don't trust others. I am your little star, and you are my little sun.

49. Go your own way and listen to your own songs.

50. The voodoo princess is not voodoo, she is just arrogant.

5 1, if you know the future. Then the whole world will make way for you.

52. The old face of the old days, dear, I can't draw a picture of you.

53. From the day I left you, the left atrium gradually stopped beating.

54. A woman can be unattractive or plain, but she can't make her life dull without surprises. She must make her life colorful, beautiful and wonderful.

If I have to sell cabbage, I'd rather not love it.

56. Maybe what we miss is the taste of missing someone too much.

57. I expected the consequences, but I tried anyway. The bet is my pain and the reward is your happiness.

58. The biggest tragedy in life: the beauty is dying and the hero is bald.

One day, you will find that I am irreplaceable by anyone, whether it is friendship or love.

60, unique expression, monotonous color, my world is colorless.

6 1, the bed should not be too warm, otherwise it is reluctant to get up; You can't be too comfortable in your arms, or you won't leave.

62. I always hear people say that I am cruel and heartless. In fact, wolves and dogs are much simpler than people.

63. When forgetting becomes another beginning and memory fades, pain is the most real.

64. I want to disappear so that no one can find me.

65. The shadow of time has been stretched for a long time, and my feelings are expanding and overflowing my heart.

66, a person in the memory to continue, silly tears, miss you alone.

67. It is actually very easy to want to die immediately, but it is far away to live forever.

68. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

69. I don't know. Just because I will wait for you, you just leave me hanging there.

70. Men like beautiful faces, while women like sweet words. So women wear makeup and men lie.

7 1, perhaps, one day we will: hold someone's hand and forget him.

72. The person you gave up before or the person who gave up on you called you late at night, and then turned off the phone after hanging up. It's not that you are cruel, but that any painful breakup will have cracks, and no matter how good it is, it can't be restored. Let it go.

73. Some people say that what I miss is not the old days, but the love that I never mentioned when I lived in time.

74. It's sunny here, sunny there and auspicious everywhere. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

75. Stupid women want to solve women, and smart women want to solve men.

76. Sometimes I feel like a psycho. Not only do you struggle with yourself, but you will also disturb others.

77. The happiest thing in the world is having someone make you laugh when you want to cry.

78. I always thought that if I worked hard, you would see me eventually.

79. Because I like you, through your light, I have seen a world that I have never foreseen.

80. Life is like peeling an onion. One piece makes people cry.

8 1, love words are beautiful, but they are also harsh.

82. Before I believe you again, make up a convincing reason.

83. Smile and pretend to be strong, forgetting when to start. My world is just me.

84, there will be a familiar name once it is introduced to my ears, my heart will be completely confused.

We met at the wrong time, but separated at the right time.

86, life and death cycle two boundless, and see who is crazy today. I am the only one who speaks chivalry in the world. I am drunk and happy.

I said I would give you warmth, but I forgot. Now I'm glad you didn't blame me.

88. Broken promises cannot be pieced together.

When we grow up, we are no longer pure people.

90. Take your work seriously. Work may not make your heart beat as much as love, but at least it can ensure you have food and a house to live in, which can't be given by constant love, so work hard.

9 1, please cherish the hard-won love, and don't wait until you lose it to regret it.

92. When people are lonely, they are most likely to fall in love with others.

93. I foolishly thought I really knew everything, and finally I found out that I was cheated.

94. Some people have some things that you don't want to forget.

95. The prelude to life is only a few cries, but the ending is a sigh.

96. Women like two kinds of flowers all their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

97. If an apology can tell all the mistakes, there will be no people who can make mistakes in the world.

98. Time is changing, the heart is changing, and some things can't be returned.

99. The most painful thing in the world is not how to choose, but no choice.

100, boys are talking animals and girls are acting animals.

10 1, either give me all your tenderness or give me all your indifference.

102. A lady with real temperament never shows off everything she has. She doesn't tell people what books she has read, where she has been, how many days she has lived in Yi Shu, how many clothes she has bought and what jewelry she has bought, because she has no sense of inferiority.

103, I like you without reason; Don't like you, anything can be the reason.

104. Imitating a good mood when you are in a bad mood is like dressing up on a burnt plate.

105, I have been living a low-carbon life, and I have been living a sigh life.

106, I hate people pointing at me! I don't know if I'm yours!

107, we can put down our dignity, personality and stubbornness, but we can't let go of one person.

108, the double bed is too big to sleep without you.

109, an umbrella that doesn't belong to me, I would rather walk in the rain than have a heart. I will never keep my love for you, and I will keep my place for you.

1 10, drink today, get drunk today, and never retreat.

1 1 1, Zainiude, Chopin, also played the sadness of my sister.

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On the exclusive classic personality of diaosi

1, I want love: either don't start or live forever.

People always fall in love with the old road when they take a new road.

3. There are right and wrong people in right and wrong places, and there are favorite people's things in right and wrong places, but they are not there.

At that time, I downloaded you to my disk, and now I want to delete it, but I am told that "this file cannot be deleted normally".

5, the heart is the biggest liar, others can lie to you for a while, but will lie to you for a lifetime.

Dear, don't let me see what I shouldn't see and hear what I shouldn't listen to, so I will think of what I shouldn't think.

7. Learning to be tolerant is the biggest winner in love.

If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

9. Meet the person you like, do what you want to do, and regard these as the last willfulness in youth.

10, it doesn't matter if I'm here or not, does it?

1 1. The world of Russia and Germany is just your heart.

12, home is a place to talk, not to reason.

13, I may not like you because of your looks, but I dare not like you because of my looks.

14, every time I come, my personality is to add flowers to you, and there is a person I love.

15, my world is just your heart.

16, it's June again, and the graduates miss the days when they have to leave.

17, once held the sweetness of Iraqi hands,

18, good night, these two simple words, who can tell me that I will never land.

19, falling in love with a song is often because of a lyric; Falling in love with a painting is often because of a feeling.

20. There are two things in the world that you can't choose: life and love. There are two things in the world that are inevitable, and love is dead.

2 1, I love you, I love you, can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, it's a joke.

22. One worships the sky and the other worships the ground, whether to get married or go to the grave.

23. Women are generally afraid of men, but they don't like men when they go to bed.

24. When do you hug each other? I'm watching the fun.

25. Is the beginning of life inherently good? That was over a thousand years ago.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in my dream.

27. If you don't work hard now, you will pick up garbage later.

28. My advantage: I have the courage to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

29. Every time "Princess Huanzhu" is shown on Mango Taiwan, I know that summer vacation is coming.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

3 1, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

32. Making up notes every day is my motivation to stay up late.

33. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard fashion and sexiness.

The sun is shining in the sky, and flowers smile at me. You can't tell me.

35. One day, Xiao Ming asked his father: Dad, am I a stupid child? Dad replied: silly child, how can you be a silly child?

36. The beginning of love is to make the best preparation for future marriage.

37. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

38. On the way to pretend to be B, the child became NB SB.

She said to me: You are very lucky. I said to her: you are distressed.

40. I am waiting for you to tell me that you will give me all your love.

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Classic female signature: nothing can resist the time that devours everything.

1, can't afford to sing sad love songs and love the people I love the most.

The courage to say I love you has disappeared in the air.

It is because we are not perfect that we need each other.

4. Love that does not aim at possession is true love.

Asking you to hand in your homework is like pinching your meat.

6. When you are young, don't say forever, say cherish.

7. Many times, an apology is not enough to forgive.

8. You promised me that time would make it a journey that cannot be turned back.

9. Young body. And the decay of death. It's just a matter of time consumption.

10, Moth Temple, a dream of De Nanke, the moth in your temple, will inevitably come to the end of technetium in this life.

1 1. If emotions can hibernate, won't we get hurt again?

12, send you a clover, let the reward be quiet in my world.

13, don't call me feminine, pretentious or conceited, I'm just not good at talking.

14. Only ostriches think that they can't see each other because they are avoiding each other.

15, you must look carefully now, because there are too many men and women now!

16, please don't make me say that I love me and miss me. I will be really sad to know.

17. All the memories you think will bring you pain will bring you a smile.

18, I buried all my memories and just wanted to have a bright future.

19, times have changed, and who has soaked the yellowed photos with crystal tears for whom.

20. Life is always polishing us, but we have lost our original appearance.

2 1, love is humble, friendship is ridiculous, and family is the only one.

22. There are many things in the world that must be done, but you don't necessarily like it. This is the whole meaning of philosophers.

23. A patchwork past and a romantic future.

24. Worrying about the country can rejuvenate the country, and closing your eyes can nourish your mind.

25. Nothing can resist the time that devours everything.

26. You are just a passer-by, I am just passing by, we are just passing by.

27. Don't think of me when you are lonely. You can think of me when you are lonely.

It's not that we get too little, but that we are too greedy.

29. If the sky doesn't show me a way, I will find my own way. If the ground won't level my road, I'll step on it myself! Don't call them young people unless you are angry these days!

30. It is the grace of the strong and the cleverness of the weak to respond to the criticism of others with silence.

3 1, not every sentence is sorry, it doesn't matter if you can change it.

32. The sun shines, and the mark of time decays behind you.

33. How many times have I edited and deleted short messages with the same content?

34. Silence is better than talking too much; If I think too much, I will be sad.

Give up smoking, if you smoke again, you will be walking on thin ice!

36. So close and so far away, reality and dreams overlap.

37. I found out that the world of mortals is still the world of mortals.

38. When we were young, we danced together because who was in love or because we were lonely.

39. Distance is only a space, and it is as close as the heart.

40. Time will fade, which we have never forgotten.

4 1, my hesitation has consumed too many people's patience.

42. Some lyrics are deeply rooted in people's hearts. Are we listening to music or ourselves?

43. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.

44. Really bad people are not terrible, but fake good people are terrible.

45. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.

Happiness is on my left, but I am not left-handed and can't catch you.

47. Let the oath flow away in Hazama jade after the time is easy to keep people.

48. Paste your love and copy my love for you.

49. People can't bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

50. If you don't like it, you just don't like it. No amount of sweet talk will only make the other person feel vulgar.