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1, loneliness is the wet eye of onion.

2. You arranged it for me. The child has miscarried, and she has just been taken out of the hospital. Found her a hotel to stay in. As a brother, I did everything. After all, she is your girl, and she still needs your responsibility. She is in a bad mood at the moment. Come and see her. I can't help it I don't answer the phone, I don't answer the message, and I can only leave a message there when I see that you are still in the mood. That's all, mind your own business!

I am a polite person, and all the swearing words have been disinfected with saliva.

You are bragging there again. The foreman is looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still two trucks of cement to be unloaded. The foreman said that if you don't go back, you won't get any extra money that day. And the village chief called me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage and told you to go back to find her tomorrow when you got paid. Your nephew's DNA test results came back. Your nephew is not yours and your sister-in-law's. Aunt Zhang next door also went to the village to drop the case, saying that even if you peeked at her taking a bath years ago, you could go back to the village with peace of mind. The village is electrified, the telephone is connected and the road is repaired. It's not good to wander around and talk nonsense again

5. Love me and hate me. As long as you remember me, I am just a clown who sinks into your world.

6. My brother smokes, but he is cold and wants to keep warm.

7. You asked me to come and comment for you. You didn't give me a dime! I didn't rob you of anything, nor did I fight. It's disgusting that you lied to me like this. You lied to me and didn't even give me a comment on 100. You leave me here, for better or worse. I robbed you. What? Am I a robber? When so many people see it, you will hit me even if you don't give me money, and you will call someone. It's shameless to laugh, and I'm still laughing when I give you a comment. You don't give me 100 yuan comment.

8, 1 lives, Bill Gates can legally come to Nanjing to have another massacre.

9. I broke up with you only because you are not as good as your hand.

10, living without a soul, can understand the meaning between life and death!

1 1, after reading your talk, I can't be calm for a long time! This talk is novel in conception, unique in subject matter, clear in paragraphs, bizarre in plot, ups and downs, clear in main line, fascinating and straightforward, showing extraordinary literary skills. It can be said to be a classic and a model that our generation should understand. From the perspective of novel art, it may not be too successful, but its experimental benefits far outweigh the success itself. Ma Benteng, shoot a bow, heaven and earth are in my heart! You are a new generation of mountain monsters in the nonsense world! It is you who rekindled the fire of expectation in my heart. It is rare to say! Heaven has eyes, so that I can see it so wonderfully in my lifetime. Tell me! It's really like "the sound of great joy sweeps away the haze" and it's like "seeing the sun through the clouds", which makes our generation see the expectation and is a bolt from the blue, which is not enough to describe the intention of the master's article; Clouds in Wushan and flowing water in the Yangtze River are even more difficult to compare with the master's literary talent! You shine on the world and see thousands of miles; Rain and dew all over the world, Ze Wanfang! Through your profound words, I seem to see your heroic spirit. I seem to see your wisdom of writing articles all over the world with a large sum of money in your hand; As if I saw you pressing your sword and looking around, Jiangshan has countless heroic spirit! How well you speak! I've been wallowing on the internet for so many years, and it's not surprising that I've seen countless people. But when I look at your momentum, I think you are essentially different from those little bastards who splash water on the Internet. The melancholy tone, familiar signature and lofty rhetoric are enough to prove your greatness. It is you who carry forward the spirit of the Chinese nation. Admire you!

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13, the most romantic thing I can think of is to hold Jie Jun and get smaller.

14, as a minor figure. I think pears are very big.

15, I have been infatuated with you for a long time, and I am a little narcissistic.

16, don't be so far away, I'm not sure you can live to that day.

17, the embassies of China in Russia, the United States, Britain, France, Japan, Germany, North Korea, Australia, Austria, Spain, Brazil, the Netherlands, Vietnam, Poland, Denmark, the Czech Republic, Lithuania, Latvia and Senegal, as well as the Permanent Mission of China to the United Nations, * * young volunteers from China serving in Laos and Ethiopia. Romanian, Kazakh, Greek, Egyptian, Kenyan, Iranian, Ugandan, Tajik, Philippine, Thai, Bangladeshi, Italian, Argentine, Tanzanian embassies and China's Pakistani office, study and understanding of European and American students * China Overseas Students Association, American "MIT China Students and Scholars Association" China in Belarus, Mongolia, Georgia, Zimbabwe, Iraq, Morocco, Sri Lanka, Embassy of Mauritius, embassies of Azerbaijan, Nigeria, Bolivia, Venezuela, Syria, Afghanistan, Ethiopia, Mali and other countries, border checkpoint in Jiangqilafu, Pamir snowy plateau, Xinjiang, and Zhuhai Fahua Industry Co., Ltd.

18, behind every single boy, there is a pair of strong and lasting hands.

19, the eunuch will go to the brothel, and Liu Xiahui will sit still because he is gay.

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