It doesn't matter that you can't get every apology.

I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to get enough sleep for 16 hours a day.

4. Rock, scissors and cloth, whoever loses will take off his pants ~

5. Play dumb. If you do it well, you will be as stupid as you think. Well done, it is called deep.

6. When we walk on the road, we go over and kick children when we see them, which proves that we are not pedophiles …

7. If you can't bear it, just bear it again!

8. I swear never to swear again!

9. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

10. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

1 1. Patron saint, I am a poor monk and can't heal through clothes … I am guilty …

12. There will be a pig who loves you for me.

13. The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke.

14. Because I am extremely poor, I have been doing homework for primary schools in winter and summer vacations for a long time, bullying other students for primary school students, and have undertaken the following businesses: coolie handling, fitter welding, water and electricity, bricklayer, smashing walls and digging holes, toilet sewer drainage, VF, C++. NET, Java, asp, assembly, flash, writing papers, taking CET-4 and CET-6.

15. I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

16. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

17. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

18. Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...

19. Women are girls no matter how ugly they are. If she is a girl, she has the right to be picked up! ! Why don't you hit on me?

20. If you want to wander the rivers and lakes, you'd better be single.

2 1. I'm gone, and China seems to have lost his soul. This view is not good.

22. If nothing happens, I believe that if you can't say a few words to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My 108 mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

23. The bombarded head was also combed by lightning.

24. I am 23 years old, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and the car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

25. Today, I went out and bought some cheap vegetables for rabbits. After a turn, the cheapest cabbage is 2 Jin Yuan. It seems that my rabbit is dying, and I can't afford to keep it.

26. What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

27. Nowadays, there are fewer and fewer female perverts in society. If I see her, I won't let her go.