Boy's signature: I am too serious about the world of flowers.
1, looking at everything you said before, I feel ridiculous.
2, the world of flowers and flowers, I am too serious.
God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to exchange it for losing ten pounds.
4. When I left, China seemed to have lost his soul. This view is not good.
Whether you are a human being, a dog, an enemy or a friend, you can see for yourself after a long time.
6. I didn't say that before, and happiness should not become like a rainbow in the future.
7. Distance does not produce beauty, but only a mistress.
8. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.
9. There is no need to prove that the decision at that time was wrong. Instead of saying hello from the bottom of my heart, think about contact.
I may not be at home when I was chasing Happyness on 10.
1 1, I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
12, I'm a killer, if masturbation is murder!
13, don't shock me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.
14, please don't laugh at my loneliness, because loneliness requires courage.
15, if you had never appeared in my world, I wouldn't be so obsessed.
16, it's cold. If you don't let me get dressed, let me hug you.
17, because of you, I believe in true love. Because of you, I believe forever.
18, I won't go to school until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!
19, you said you had been there. Why did you wait until I believed you, and then you left?
20. I love your heart, with a loving heart and a unloving heart.
2 1, don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you.
22. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?
23. My friend said I was crazy. I replied: I have never been normal.
24. The biggest difference between animals and livestock is that one is domestic and the other is wild.
25. A failed audience is someone who casually said something, but you took it seriously.
26. Sometimes, it is not a specific person who falls in love, but loneliness with nowhere to go.
27. What you think you have completely forgotten has always been hidden in your heart.
28. I like a song, often not because I like it. Just a way to miss someone.
Don't think too much, your imagination will create a problem that doesn't exist at first.
30. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
3 1, don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you.
32, failure is not terrible, the key is to see whether it is successful.
33. When everyone is low-key, you can be high-key, but you can't be out of tune.
34. Before putting on makeup, he said, I'm sorry. After putting on makeup, he said, have we met a beautiful woman?
35. There is nothing wrong with being naive. People will grow up one day, so why not mature too early and lose it too early.
36. The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.
I haven't heard from you again, waiting for you to come back.
38. As long as there is no time difference between two people's hearts, distance is not a problem.
39. How far is forever? Get out, boy!
40. The most precious thing in life is not the things you have, but the people who accompany you.
4 1, not liking anyone is the best protection for yourself.
42. I was pulled out before I could flirt.
43. Women love two kinds of flowers, one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.
44. I used to think that persistence would make us stronger, but when I grow up, I find that letting go is what makes us stronger.
45. When I was a child, I lacked calcium, but when I grew up, I lacked love.
46. Black is restrained, gloomy and elusive.
47. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.
48, you don't like me, this is a disease, a very serious disease, wow, cured, cured!
49. After we met, you stimulated my lust, but I stimulated your appetite.
50. If friendship is used to hurt people, then love is used to hurt people.
5 1, brother is not looking at the moon, it's Chang 'e!
52. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.
53. What's the use of being handsome? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?
Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.
55. Many times you are just someone's lover, not a lover.
56, alas, this person is not straight, even the headache is partial.
57. I love your heartbreaking love, and you have fun with me!
58. Even if we are not lovers, I am afraid that you will fall in love with someone else.
59. I have always loved you in my own way, but I forgot to ask if this is what you want, so I kept giving it until you wanted to escape.
60. Memories are still warm, but promises have cooled down.
6 1, sometimes, you need to go out for a walk, clear your mind and think about who you are and where you want to go.
62. Dare to stare at me, and I'll turn against you!
63. If you still love me and I still love you in five years, then let's get married.
64. Don't wave to me, I'm Tang Sanzang!
65. I never talk about people. I'm always talking about myths.
When I tried to pretend to be pure, I found it was too late.
67. What I am most sorry for in this life is my heart, which hurts again and again.
68. Confucius can't help you solve the problem, but Lao Tzu can help you solve it.
69. After waiting all my life, it has finally become commonplace, and the deserted world has turned to ashes.
70. Don't expect everyone to understand you, because turnips and cabbages have their own tastes. If you make a radish, naturally you can't make a green vegetable.
7 1, mottled memory, residue, you and me.
72. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.
73. There is always an answer to everything. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.
74. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!
75. I really don't know whether the current game is for people or for people.
76. I should have been heartless a long time ago, and now I don't have to tear my heart out.
77. Sleeping is an art? No one can stop me from pursuing art!
78. I'm not as strong as I thought, but I can't find a place for cowardice to rest.
79. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.
80. You have no right to say that I have changed. Do you know the proverb that I owe you?
8 1, when it's all over, you realize that this is just the beginning.
82. Suddenly want to study for a day? Butterfly stroke? My dad scared away!
I won't pretend to be shy in front of you. I can see you are shameless!
84. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.
85. Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow will be difficult for anyone.
86. Love what I don't love and kick what I don't love to death.
87. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you.
88. Now I only eat vegetarian food, burn incense and worship Buddha every day, and often do good deeds. What is the reason? I just don't want to fail the final exam.
At the beginning, we knew there would always be an end.
If that person really cares about you, it won't make you sad for so long.
9 1, the speed of brothers, not everyone can catch up; But if it's not a person, you can catch it.
92. If you want to fight with me, I'll beat you!
93. True peace is not to avoid the noise of cars and horses, but to care for a flower in your heart.
94. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.
Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.
Not only pencils, but also you.
97. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.
I don't even believe in punctuation.
99. Tears don't mean everything can get better.
100, the happiness I want is to find a warm person for life.
10 1, don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!
102, it turns out that when we were young, we were so sexy that we didn't even wear underwear.
103, I don't care if you brush your teeth, but you tell me where my facial cleanser is!
104, liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable.
105, in fact, I am also very weak and afraid of getting hurt. I just pretend to be a king kong who is not afraid of anything in front of you.
106, brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.
107, what is happiness? Happiness is to wake up every morning and look at your watch, but you can sleep for another half an hour.
108, cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.
109, knowledge is like underwear, it is very important not to look at it.
1 10, now that I think about it, kindergarten is still easy to mix.
1 1 1, I don't really love you, I just don't want to look for it anymore.
1 12, hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like fire.
1 13, whose husband is a temporary worker!
1 14, you are still dreaming, you are still in pain, and the memories are so heavy, how can you recite them?
1 15, summer is not good, and I never even drank the northwest wind when I was poor.
1 16, you love her, I quit. You love me, and I will never give you to anyone else.
1 17, knowing that those are lingering shadows, but forcing myself to forget.
1 18, summer, the season of hiding meat is coming again.
1 19, it is too easy to let yourself sink and despair. Full of scars.
120, don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.
12 1. Fortunately, not all is love.
122, uncle farmer, you have worked hard. If it weren't for your efforts, I don't know how many rich people have starved to death now.
123, so persistent love you, out of love, or unwilling.
124, can I meet such a person, because he is not a vagrant.
125, love is not enough, money comes together, a group of dogs behind money, it is difficult to go without money.
126, month, day, I will play lianliankan all day, and one pair will be eliminated.
127, romantic peacock Kaiping, underwear in rectangular square parallelogram.
128, I have passed by a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without a spark.
129, I'm too lazy to even change the person in my heart.
130, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.
13 1, thank you for your rudeness and let me learn to give up.
132, take your positions, get ready to run, stop, there are beautiful women ahead, you all pay attention to beautiful women.
133, the game is just a game, the game is just a game, but I'm serious!
134, you are so awesome, why is the photo hanging in Tiananmen not yours?
135, the strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.
136, you have the right to abandon me, and I have the strength to make you regret it.
137, in fact, not only love can make us grow, but also friendship.
138, people say that you have changed because you have not lived according to his ideas.
139, one of the greatest braveness in life is to maintain trust and love after being cheated and hurt.
140, winter is very cold without you.
14 1, you said you would wait for me to come back, and you did it. You found someone to wait with.
142, ethereal love, beauty, breathtaking beauty, untouchable beauty.
143, life is a wandering journey, and meeting everyone is a beautiful accident.
144, only mom and dad are good in the world.
145, I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.
146, even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!
147, if you want to know what your hope is, please buy a lottery ticket; If you want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of lottery tickets.
148, as a typical loser, you are really successful.
149, you said that you, without a diploma, still learn from others' ugliness and baldness.
150, don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that you must have a brain.
15 1. In order to avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married.
152. If you meet me, don't expose my disguise. I've never gone far here.
153, every man is abnormal, and men who are not abnormal are color blind.
154, like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price.
155, I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.
156, no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day, not only low ratings, but also low wages.
157, on the road of love, Russia always stands still, and my mother says Russia can't walk.
158, behind every successful man, there will be a woman who is full and has nothing to do.
159. Before putting on makeup, he said he borrowed it. After putting on makeup, he said he was beautiful. Have we met?
160, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, but you are online and I am invisible.
16 1, a person does not fall in love because there is an impossible person in his heart.
162, you engage in art, I engage in you, this is called deep art.
163, you said I had no principles or opinions, but I forgot that not everyone is qualified to make me so humble.
164, I just want you to remember me, even in the worst way.
165, since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic.
166, the mood at work is heavier than going to the grave.
167, I just want to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall!
168, a girl who always smiles and looks happy, is also a girl who may cry herself to sleep.
169, unrequited love is a successful pantomime, and when you say it, it becomes a tragedy!
170, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
17 1, if there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!
172, play me, I'll slap your face!
173, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
174, sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.
175, the proudest sentence in a man's life is that his wife is waiting for me to eat at home.
176, a man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.
177, people will always feel happy when they are close to happiness, but they will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss when they are happy.
178, the people who hurt you the most are often those who claim that they will never hurt you.
179, don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?
180, huh? If this person has no orthomorphism, even his headache is local.
18 1, if there is love in the sky, the sky will be old and the woman will die young.
182, laughter, for some people, is only equivalent to a mask.
183, my temper drove away many people, but left the truest one.
184, Tang Priest riding a horse, Wukong floating clouds, Bajie loving Xiaoyue, and Friar Sand pretending to be a sharp brother.
185, in the dark night, whose tears are enchanting and heartbreaking alone, who holds the promise you gave, happiness is still painful.
186, I saw a penny on the roadside. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It looks like phlegm! ? Shit, who threw up so round!
187, if you can't live well, then die quickly.
188, you should learn from others. Tencent calls me honey every time it goes online.
189, hey, girl, do you want me to call you charming or coquettish?
190, every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.
19 1. Don't keep loading and loading like a trash can.
192, no matter how far you go, the only person who can keep your mouth shut is me.
193, don't tell me you're sorry. It seems it's still my fault. I haven't forgiven you.
194, what eternal oath, when another woman appears, the oath becomes nonsense.
195, small quantity is not a gentleman, non-toxic is not a Trojan horse.
196, some people are crazy and don't sleep, and some people don't like to sleep when they are tired.
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