There are so many swindlers in this society that even fools are not enough.

It's better to get drunk and make him feel bad than not to drink.

You borrow a dress from Baiyun, a pair of wings from a bird, and then fly up to me and say, "We birds are like this."

I am the only one who abandoned you, and you ignored me.

6. Love is like poop. You've worked hard for a long time, but it's nothing.

7. The ending is nothing. We also have Easter.

8. You: What is my greatest weakness? Me: I just don't love me.

9. I always think of you when I feed the pigs.

10, I am not an ATM, and my balance this month is 0? !

1 1, as the saying goes, there is no regret medicine, only medicine!

12, I never get scolded easily. One day, I scolded, but I was definitely not alone.

13. When I get up every day, there will always be a heart-wrenching drama with my dear quilt: kissing and lingering, reluctant to go, leaving with hatred.

Miss you every day. I fell asleep thinking about it.

15. Counteroffer is like falling in love. The highest state is bold and thick-skinned, and when it's time to make a move, make a move.

16, people who love me, come to me in the old days!

17, Lala Lala, I am a small expert in selling newspapers and earned 1 yuan:

18, a successful man is a woman who really loves him, and a successful woman is to find such a man.

19, if there is an afterlife, I will be reincarnated and marry a woman like me.

20. I didn't know the importance of having a boyfriend until I couldn't tear open the instant noodles.

2 1, rock scissors cloth, whoever loses will take off his pants ~

22. The weather is faster than the face of menopausal women, and the weather forecast is out of tune than the romantic teenagers in the flowers.

23. I secretly watched you for a day that day. Where did you play paper all day? Why are you so patient?

24, love or not, always in bed.

Everyone should take care of the small animals at home, because we will eat them.

26. Insomnia, I only sleep 8 hours a day.

27. Liar, why is there no beef in beef instant noodles?

28. When a husband is shameless, he is always confident enough.

29. If I can't die in his heart, I'll let him die in my hands.

30, powerless, powerful and short of money, rich and heartless, without love, without fate, without points, some are divorcing.

3 1, this young lady won't say anything about you because of your stupid points.

32. So who, you, uh, uh, owes me money for that, right?

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

34. Rogue is a temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

35. I came from far away without a gift. I went to a far away place and no one came to see me off.

Needless to say, I know. I'm beautiful,

37. At the beginning of life, nature is good. You play with your heart and I play with love.

38. The only feeling I have for you now is that I have no feeling.

39. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

40. You love someone so hard, how can you have time to complain because you don't love enough?

4 1, don't tell me about an object, it's unnecessary, it hurts money.

42. I would rather owe others money than let others owe me money, uncle who owes money.

43. The biggest advantage of news simulcast is that you can always watch a complete news on another channel.

44. The reality of society ruined an opportunity for me to be a good person.

45. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

46. How do you think that the Mao people in "Oh, my God" are about to fall?

47. Why do people feel so happy when I wear a mask?

There is a dead fish in the water. I think it may be because of drinking too much water.

The best way to stop advertising is to smash the TV and computer.