People with big faces are super good-tempered, because it takes half a day to turn their faces.

Don't be bad-tempered with the person you love, saying it's because the other person is very important.

Ruthless hooligans are always charming.

Poor exam results are all due to good grades.

As long as you don't kill me, I live a beautiful and free life every minute.

I was born nostalgic, just like I liked you before.

As long as I appear in your life, I hope you can remember.

Honey and arsenic.

If you want to get out of here quickly, dad can row a friendship boat alone.

I like bickering with you because I like you.

Don't like to argue, never let

I would rather keep company with wolves than walk with dogs.

Baby, if I give you a shameless face, you will die yourself.

If you love me, kiss my mouth.

If you have the command, you should pay more.

Since I was born, I have won the dragon's favor.

If you like someone, just say it. If he doesn't agree, break his leg.

I'm not afraid you're under siege, but I'm afraid you'll have to swallow it if you're sad to death

Start with hope and end with sadness.

I must tell you, the way you smile at other members of the opposite sex is particularly ugly.

Tigers never walk alone, and losers love to hold groups.

Think of him as a dog who likes to bite and run.

Black cattle canvas shoes I am the flower of the motherland.

I like you, you like her, damn it.

The true nature of love is mostly arrogance and nervousness.

Don't push me, I'll drag you to heaven with me.

You can open your mouth and smoke hard, and you will always remember me.

Make friends, I have a crush on you.

Be cool all your life. No one cries for you.

Don't let me hear it, good or bad, bright or dark, or you will be at your own risk.

Love can't be divided equally, only one person can be sacrificed.

I am an ordinary person, but I am handsome.

One person is not as handsome as two people are silent.

Who do you think you are? My other half? Nonsense, all of me

It's only been a few months, and it's so hot, Houyi, please shoot the sun quickly.

Monkey, monkey, show me a somersault.

If you take the initiative, we will have a story. You're excited. We'll have a baby.

Why do you blame my parents? My parents warned me to stay away from dogs.

Why can't oranges be eaten cold? Answer; Because of cold oranges, there will be heavy drainage.

Even if you are released, you must still live crazy.

Silence is golden, but nobody cares.

Is the man who waits for the girl to take the initiative crazy?

Thank you for your concern, but I'm really doing well.

Desolate world, chaotic people, don't talk nonsense in front of me.

Don't always lie in the trough, call it the other way around if you have the ability.

The road we have traveled and the wind we have chased have all become dreams that we can't go back.

I have never understood how to speak properly. I can go wherever I want. Good-bye.

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Unique funny personality signature boy

1. Sorry, the number you dialed is married. Please delete it. There is no need to contact again.

2. I must live with you, not as your wife, but as your stepmother.

3. Money is a piece of paper if you don't spend it, and money if you spend it.

I'd rather be a man in a group of men than play with my head in a group of women.

The more I like someone, the less I know how to tell him.

I don't even know my emotional contagion, so I won't say anything.

7. Meeting you is not love, but wanting to be close to sunshine is not warmth.

8. I care about you in all my ways you don't know, and bless you silently.

I don't like the ending in fairy tales, but I like you very much.

10, I only looked at myself, but I changed because of you.

1 1, girl, since it doesn't belong to you, then leave without hesitation.

12, when I can go, I will tell you not to be so romantic.

13. If I give up one day, please remember that I once cared.

14, listen to your enemy, he can let you know your friends.

15, I miss you more and more with time. I'm afraid I won't forget it again in my life.

16, stupid people are not stupid, but smart.

17, when the Woods are big, there are all kinds of birds, and when the world is big, everyone has them.

18, I am not a smart person, but can you be good enough for me when I am smart?

19, I will not be worthless. I hope that after breaking up with you, your life will be better than mine.

20. Every woman looks for a man-like boyfriend, but in the end she finds herself the most man.

2 1. When I go home on holiday, my classmates always ask me to bring him some happiness. Just send me a message: burn me some clothes and money.

22. I really want to point to my heart and proudly say to you: there is a substitution here.

23. Criticize others with your IQ. I think you can only be regarded as a retard.

24. How powerful do you think you are? Isn't it finally surrendered by Jigong?

25. I have met many people and made many enemies. Come if you can't see the past.

26. I am not arrogant. Do you think I am scum?

Don't let me know what you did behind your back.

28. You have to force me to go to Liangshan. How can I not be a hero?

Your happiness is in my hands, and no one can take it away unless I don't want it.

Don't joke about a person's life, I'm afraid you can't afford it yourself in the end.

3 1, English is very good? Pull wool, please speak Chinese.

Don't mix in this world without friends, because you don't deserve to be a man.

33, see me unhappy, dare to hit me, can't shut up and fuck off.

34.what do you care about me? Do your best.

35. I am not a lady or elegant. I just want to live a chic life.

36, you calculate a ball, I don't want you.

Who says you don't like me? I'm going to be sad.

38. Keep your voice down if you have nothing to do. You can't be heard clearly by the client. Do you think everyone is deaf like you?

39. When I love you, what you say is what; What the fuck are you when I don't love you?

40. What exactly do you mean? Labor and management have never heard of it.

4 1, don't think that I dare not hit you, you are not qualified, let labor touch you.

42. You are responsible for everything you say, you know? You are a man, I hope you don't forget.

If I add up my achievements, I can visit the small village where I was born and raised.

44. If you are not satisfied with me, you can just say, don't TM spread my achievements everywhere, but I am very low-key.

45. Dear, I have given you my heart. What else can't I give?

When I was a child, I played with cats and mice. My cat went home when all the mice were hidden.

47. I struggle with two things every day. I don't want to sleep at night and I don't want to wake up during the day.

Time is the best teacher, but it kills students in the end.

49. They all say that I am naughty and have ADHD, but I feel that I am the most naughty one.

50. Meeting strangers is really troublesome. Many lies should be told again.

Don't make sentences by coincidence.

Don't make sentences by coincidence.

1. Coincidentally, other astronomers have reached the same conclusion by measuring the fluctuation of cosmic microwave background radiation!

2. Coincidentally, someone once asked Master: Can you teach us how to listen to the stars? Master replied happily, this is exactly what I want to teach you!

3. Coincidentally, Sanxingdui site, praised by historians as the ninth wonder of the world, was also discovered by a farmer in Sichuan Province.

Mr. Wang and Miss Lin won the second prize at the same time.

5. Coincidentally, young writers, composers and painters also suffer from modernism, thinking that their works can only become real art if they belong to minimalism, language poetry and other schools.

6. Coincidentally, another technology company named skype recently released a free software, and a PDA installed with this software can be turned into a mobile phone for making calls through the Internet.

7. That company just announced layoffs last month. Coincidentally, our company also announced layoffs this month.

Coincidentally, I know the most disappointing professor in a famous university with a history of 600 years in Europe. He can't use a computer.

Strange to say, Henry and Franklin of Mr. Gao are unique in this respect, and his usual mood is different, which really surprises me.

10, our company has two pairs of twins at the same time, which is really unique.

1 1. Coincidentally, there is also a person cheated here, and the story is almost exactly the same as what you described.

Coincidentally, my two best friends are getting married this month.

13, coincidentally, Marion, a nutritionist at new york University? Nestor also believes that choosing organic food means choosing a planet with less pesticides, richer soil and purer drinking water.

14, what a coincidence, Louis of Stanford University? m？ Professor Terman also found that vocabulary tests are related to three sets of recognized Stanford? Like any standard IQ test in Binet.Alfred, it can accurately measure intelligence.

Personality signature of domineering boys

1: I'm sorry, how can I give up when I am born proud? 2. Love in the student days is nothing more than companionship.

3. Maybe fantasy is always beautiful, because you can't get it.

4. I don't know what words touched you, but I feel that every word is not in vain.

5: Don't be sad. Maybe the sun is on its way.

When we first met, neither of us thought it would be fatal to each other in the future.

7. Live the present before you have the future.

Don't be afraid of pain if you have a dream. Don't stop if you want to win.

9: Will Grandpa Sun ask you to tan your parents' hair?

10: It's beautiful to stand alone among 10,000 people.

1 1: If you like someone, you have to follow your heart, not other people's voices.

12: The more people you know, the more you understand the importance of garbage sorting.

13: People like us who are not brave enough and always want to escape might as well not embrace love.

14: We are not really afraid of losing, but of being replaced by others.

15: Instead of having other thoughts around like friends, let them go completely.

16: Love at first sight is just a novelty. Don't say how much you like it after the shelf life.

17: What's wrong with chatting online? At least you can pretend to be happy to talk to them when you cry.

18: Unfortunately, the story is too long, and only the wind listens to me.

19: Since you chose to shoot me, don't expect me to be acquitted.

20: Make men cry. Yes, you won, but you played too hard.

2 1: once we were all so arrogant, but later we learned to give in.

22: Love a person becomes a habit, and you will lose the courage to let go.

Sometimes silence is not because of lack of words but because of inner emptiness.

24: The predecessor was once the right person.

Don't ask me, I have no story to tell.

26: You pretend you don't care and smile with tears in your eyes.

27: I am grateful that this bruise has made me strong in all aspects.

If your blood is afraid of burning, you shouldn't chase the sun.

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

30: It is inevitable to be confused along the way, who will be disappointed.

3 1: People's hearts are deceptive and human nature.

Time will not go back, and I will not look back.

I was most afraid that I was joking with you, but you took it seriously.

I can forgive with a smile, but at first everything changed.

35: It's not that I don't like people watching too many betrayals with me. Just get used to it.

36: I envy the fish's memory for only seven seconds without suffering in memory.

37: Pick a reason in front of a friend, but push it behind your back in front of a dog.

38: Tell me not to procrastinate and say that it is not easy to get here. Don't give up easily.

39: A vow of eternal love is the best promise, and you don't need too much company.

It's not that I'm strong, but that I have no shoulders to lean on.

4 1: I'd rather play dumb than talk too much nonsense.