2. Another love frenzy show. Please protect me automatically with your partner. As single dog, I just want to be quiet.
3. "What if there is no lover on Valentine's Day?" "Isn't Tomb-Sweeping Day's family going to kill a few people who are not dead?"
How lovely the world would be if my test scores could rise as fast as the house price.
Everyone thinks I'm looking down, but I wonder if I should pick up the dime on the ground.
6. Lies have three treasures: everlasting. Eternity Love to the old; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases.
7. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds of meat in exchange. Eight. I'm embarrassed to tell others that I don't have dozens of papers in my hand these days.
9. If your business fails, don't be discouraged. You won't have nothing. You still owe money.
10. How much sadness can you have, just like everyone has a pair of long pants.
1 1. There is love besides teeth.
12. The most attractive thing for men in history is: leopard skirt+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe, and only Wukong has these characteristics!
13. Love is complementary. When I think my boyfriend is bad because I am too good, I am not so angry.
14. Once I went shopping, I dropped my mobile phone and dropped some coins. Someone next to him said, look at this mobile phone, the phone bill has dropped.
15. It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of romance.
16. I will play Lianliankan at home on Valentine's Day, and one pair will be eliminated.
17. Girls will quarrel with their husbands and go back to their parents' homes. Learn to be smart. What passbook and clothes you bring are all weaknesses. Listen carefully to the tape: air conditioner remote control, TV remote control, his driver's license, ID card, car keys, change the computer and WiFi password, and then go home safely! I can't believe he doesn't know where he is wrong.
18. It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my winter hand warmer. Warm up at any time, keep heating, and warm up my heart. ...
19. I haven't understood mathematics since I picked up the pen that fell to the ground in senior one.
20. All my friends in junior high school have become goddesses, and only I have gone further and further on the road of teasing.
2 1. As a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.
22. There is a notice posted at the entrance of the girls' dormitory, "Boys and lunch boxes are not allowed to enter". Why? Answer, "both of them will make the older girl pregnant."
23. For those men who say "beauty is not important", this sentence is actually: beauty. Not important, but important.
24. I promise with my life that I will fall in love this year, but I haven't decided whose life to use.
25. Seeing the boss fall asleep in the rocking chair, the proprietress gave him a leg, and I instantly felt so loving. I couldn't bear to disturb them, so I gently took two cans of Wangzai and left.
26. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? -Stop dreaming and study hard!
27. I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.
28. Everyone searched for him for thousands of times and suddenly looked back at the man in the canteen at the door.
29. A person's stomach is called stomach, and mine is called stomach plus.
30. I treat you as a friend one by one, but you treat me as a goddess.
3 1. Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, I often mention you behind your back, and I also spread a lot of bad words about you.
32. People fall in love by looks, routines and burning money, while I fall in love by blind date.
Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.
34. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.
35. I don't want to be coquettish and shocking, I want to be obscene and touching.
I have made so many mistakes that I don't know where I made them now.
37. A few days ago, I saw a boy wearing a school uniform on the phone. The voice was too loud: "How many times have I said it! We broke up! I am after 00! You are from' 98! This is from the last century! Do you understand or not? Old woman! You're not for me! Stop pestering me! " Hearing this, my hands with ID cards are blue and blue. It turns out that I am from the last century.
38. No wonder I can't lose weight.
39. I'm going to sleep at night. Just after going to bed, my husband shouted, "Wife, my son wet the bed yesterday and asked you to take the quilt out to dry in the morning." Didn't you dry it? " Wife: "I got a sunburn." Husband: "The weather is so good today that the quilt is not dry yet. Where did you put it? " Wife: "Oh, put it in a circle of friends."
40. The weather forecast says there will be no wind today. It seems that we will be hungry again.
4 1. Please don't call me for activities over one yuan.
42. There is such a thing as ranking results. You are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.
43. The stars in the sky are really beautiful. Can you help me choose some to put in my section?
44. If I hadn't been so naughty as a child and been a soft girl quietly, I wouldn't regret that no one wants me now.
45. After the exam, I got the correct answer. Finally, Xueba's answer to that big question was the same as mine, and he felt a sense of security, but Xueba couldn't say a word for a long time.
46. Even if the teacher talks about wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.
47. "What do Taoist priests generally call themselves?" "original." "What about the Taoist who loves to watch movies?" "Electric ... original movie?"
48. He is worth tens of millions, owning countless luxury cars, private luxury restaurants and modern farms. Since he lost his QQ number, he has nothing.
49. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.
50. I've heard of many ways to lose weight, and I'm still fat enough to go through my life.
5 1. I thought it was very efficient to sit at my desk without sleeping, but I found that I was wrong. I can spin my pen for an hour, stare blankly for an hour, sleepwalk for an hour and chat for an hour. It doesn't love me anyway.
52. If you can't even cheat, how can a teacher trust you to enter the society?
53. I am not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.
54. What I hate most these years is "if you are serious, you will lose", as if you won without being serious.
55. The wish made before the Spring Festival was that the financial resources would be rolling in, and after the Spring Festival, it was realized by three quarters.
56. Don't be afraid of temptation. If you resist, you are a good man. Resisting failure means that you used to be a good person.
57. My girlfriend took me home to see my mother-in-law. When I entered the door, my mother-in-law and I looked at each other. Isn't this the class flower that I have been chasing hard for four years in college without holding hands? It seems that heaven is fair, and no one can take what belongs to me.
58. "I find that you are half like Shakespeare." "Where is it like?" "Sabie!"
59. You are frozen into a ghost in the north, and I show my thighs in the south.
60. It's windy outside and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.
6 1. The reason why I am fat is that there are many things in my heart, and I am not thin.
62. Although my sister is a little fat now, I think my sister was only six pounds when she was the thinnest.
63. The head teacher said to a classmate after class: Don't think you send text messages in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.
64. I have mastered 36 ways to hide private money, and the next thing I need is money.