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1. Only when your pants lose their belts do you understand what dependence is.

2. From heaven to hell, I passed through the world

3. Traveling is to go from a place where you are tired of staying to a place where others are tired of staying.

4. Some people say that you won’t have dysmenorrhea after giving birth to a child, so give birth to one!

5. Say love out loud, because you never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident!

6. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

7. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have time to marry me, I will be your daughter-in-law, and I will be the ghost of your family anyway.

8. I like smoking because it can hurt the lungs, but it won’t make you sad.

9. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

10. If two mandarin ducks play in water, they will drown; if they fly together, they will die. Mom fell to death

11. If there is another woman in your heart, then another man can sleep on my bed

12. You are the only channel in my heart. Too bad there are no ads yet.

13. The greatest revenge I can give you is to live a happier life than you

14. I love you so much that I love you so much that you have so much fun playing with me!

15. In the beginning, human beings are good-natured. If they don’t do their homework, they will be a hero. What should I do if the teacher beats me? I will pick up a kitchen knife and fight him. If I can’t beat him, I will call Ultraman.

16. When I close my eyes, I see my future

17. If you were a flower, even the cows wouldn’t poop

18 , I don’t know much about music, so sometimes it’s unreliable and sometimes out of tune...

19. If you can’t tolerate me, either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

20. Don’t talk about your ideals with me, quit it

21. Grandstanding can either gain favor or lose favor.

22. From the day we started, we have been counting down secretly.

23. What is your lung capacity? How can you boast so much?

24. Nausea’s mother cried very sadly while holding Nausea. Why? Because I am so sick

25. I have been running in the field of hope, although I am occasionally stumbled by disappointment.

26. When you walk to a place with limited water, you feel thirsty; when you sit and watch the clouds rise, you feel dizzy.

27. The largest church in the world cannot contain your sins.

28. I am nostalgic because I cannot see the future.