1. From now on, I will smoke and drink, and never talk for a long time; from now on, I will chat about cats and dogs, and never say that I have them again.

2. For those who talk about me behind my back, I want to tell you that I am not your father or your mother, and I don’t have so many stories for you to worry about.

3. Don’t wait until I slap you in the face before you know how to sew your mouth shut!

4. How can I be worthy of your unprecedented love of the new and distaste for the old when I am not a frivolous person.

5. I don’t want to owe you anything. I have collected all the cold water you poured on me. After boiling it, I will pour it back to you.

6. Love words blown away by the wind will eventually become hoarse, even if you don’t love those who have gone far away.

7. Toast yourself a glass of wine, wish me invincibility, wish me immunity from all poisons, wish me a wolf-like heart, wish me a happy life.

8. If you don’t work hard now, what will you do in the future? You will prove to the person who once abandoned you how blind he is.

9. When I slap you in the face, don’t ask me why I hit you, because when I give you candy, you never say thank you.

10. It is better to be proud and moldy than to fall in love with grievances. I wish you a long life together, and I want my black hair to be flowing forever.

11. Can we bite back if bitten by a dog? cannot. But I am used to hitting this dog to death with a brick.

12. If you respect me a foot, I will give you a foot in return. If you don’t like me, I won’t give you a good look. I'm not your mother, I won't do anything to you, and I'm not Lei Feng, I'll help you with everything!

13. If an umbrella does not belong to me, I would rather walk in the rain. If a heart does not belong to me, I will never keep it.

14. The sky will get dark, people will change, love will be 30%, deception will be 70%, the road is still long, don’t be too crazy, you can’t decide who will be brilliant in the future.

15. Don’t think that if you don’t meet often, the relationship will fade away. Let me tell you, just because of our friendship back then, I dare to be rampant in your life for the rest of my life.

16. Don’t waste time on bad people and bad things. Time is so tight, you should pay more attention to yourself.

17. You laugh at me for having no friends and being alone. I pity you for having many friends but no sincerity.

18. Being a human being is actually very simple. People's hearts change people's hearts. If you are real, I will be more real. If you are fake, I will turn around.

19. If the ending is not what I want, then I would rather not participate in the process. I have my pride, why should I humble myself for you!

20. Don’t go around finding faults like a resentful woman. Don’t comment on things you don’t understand. Don’t criticize things that have nothing to do with you. If you have a correct outlook on life, more people will love you.

21. You have your pride, and I have my self-esteem. I can reason with you with a smile, or I can make you kneel down and listen to me tell you the rules.

22. One day you will understand: pleasing yourself is a thousand times more important than pleasing others!

23. I really want to care about you, but you are always sick. I really want to cry for you, but why don't you die?

24. If best friends play well, it will be Little Times, if not, it will be Legend of Zhen Huan, if buddies get along well, it will be Water Margin, if not, it will be Shanghai Beach.

25. I am a person who is very considerate of other people's feelings, so I usually won't embarrass others when I speak. If I make you uncomfortable when I speak, don't think too much about it, I did it on purpose.

26. In fact, the only person who can always be with you is your amazing self. So just be the person you like, eat when you should, sleep when you should, and love whomever you should.

27. Drink when you have a stomachache, self-mutilate when you feel uncomfortable, jump off buildings when you are in a bad mood, and take sedatives when you are not in love, but please don’t talk to the person I like about your bad mood.

28. Don’t say sorry to those who are hypocritical. The best apology is to get out of here.

29. I want to make those who love me proud, those who abandon me regretful, those who hate me unhappy, and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

30. I don’t understand what is just right. I just don’t want to let anyone down or be let down. I won’t back down when it’s time to hug, and I will never cry when it’s time to laugh.