Be cheap enough to be promising, and be coquettish enough to be fashionable.

A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What happened? Drunk man: I don’t know, I just arrived too!

Brother First, the wife is the only one, and the parents are unparalleled.

A person who I have always hated suddenly said that he likes me, and I suddenly no longer hate him, because I cannot hate a discerning person.

The same is true for swearing. If you are beautiful, you have a true temperament; if you are ugly, you have no tutor.

Only when you are almost late do you know how fast you can get dressed.

I found that I especially like to press all the buttons before exiting the elevator and then leave as if nothing happened.

You must learn to ignore all ridicule and learn to look at others with pride and smile.

You may be worthless to one person, but priceless to another.

I loved you three minutes ago, but I forgot I loved you three minutes later. [Three-minute heat]

Someone once told me that he would come back and marry me when he grows up. My hair is already gray, and he hasn’t come yet.

The world laughs at me for being too loose. I laugh at the world for not being open-minded.

I never knew that what I think is a matter of course is so ridiculous to you

If there is no tomorrow in the world, then I want to live in the classroom, because The feeling in the classroom is that every day is like a year==

I am not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people. I am only afraid of surrendering. No matter what, I have to be strong.

I can walk on the road without you, but you are here I can run if I do it

I feel like now I am not in school but in school. I am simple and rough and don’t wear a condom!

You have to understand when you step into society, you will know everything from now on. Possession, but not a stable future.

Pairing a country bumpkin with red wine is called pretending, and pairing a bitch with red wine is called waste.

The red flag does not fall down at home, but the colorful flags flutter outside.

Women suffer for their sexy legs, suffer for their beautiful faces, and suffer for their money@

Laughter comes to laughter, trouble comes to trouble, smile lightly when I see your sister.

If you can be snatched away, why should I keep you?

I want to be a person like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating delicious food. This is called connotation

Even believe (believe) also contains lie (lie)

When I hang you, you are a fool, and when I don’t hang you, you are not even a fool.

Instead of worrying too much, it’s better to give it a try. The most domineering mood phrases: Show off your class if you are cool, show your creativity if you are cheap.

1. Love is like a gust of wind, blow it away Just leave, no one can do anything about this rhythm

2. If your happiness is no longer for me, will you let go and actually own it?

3. I loved you so much that I even thought about the future.

4. I will never change my love for you, because you are the only one I am looking for.

5. Have you ever experienced the excruciating pain of being hot and cold, as if you were thrown from boiling water into an ice cube?

6. [If you experience true isolation and helplessness, you will understand that tears are the most useless thing]

7. As long as there is still unwillingness in your heart, you will never give up. when.

8. Forgive me for not liking to talk in front of strangers.

9. We use the most beautiful years of youth to strengthen our self-righteous love.

10. The promise you gave me turned out to be a lie in the end

11. When you cry, the tears are your own; when you feel pain, no one can understand it. . You must be strong. Even if you are hurt and shed tears, you can grit your teeth and move on. Because: life is your life alone.

12. Sing a good song at her funeral

13. There are many people who love you, and I am just one of them

14. You suddenly made me so quiet I can’t find your existence

15. Once you change, there is nothing trustworthy in this world.

16. You can give up your life for love but refuse to live for your elderly parents.

17. Without you. There is one less scum in the world

18. I have always felt that waiting is a beautiful state because it contains countless possibilities. Personalized mood phrases for non-mainstream boys - You are a coquettish person, you are a cheap person.

He who I love is going to be suffocated, don’t you feel bad when you see me like this?

Embarrassing Laughter, the vicious curse in life, unacquainted, destined to let go of guilt, the ending needs to go after a few more times

Who is afraid of rotting at night, letting the breath suddenly become savage

I'm fine, no Sad or not, I don’t love you.

How do you, who are in heat, and me, who are heartless, face this world of love and affection?

You gave her your body, but took away her heart

Man Chastity is like a pair of wet shoes that cannot be dried

Give me a cigarette and let me smoke away yesterday

Gradually I understand that many loves are hard to come by

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Maybe there is nothing wrong with being young.

We gain and lose at the same time.

It doesn’t hurt, I smile calmly

It turns out that sweetness will dry up and happiness will fall into a swamp

Don’t say the three words "I love you" to me, I listen Too much

The person I love so much, I hope you won’t deceive me again

I am heartless, but I am cute!

I am heartless, but I am happy!

No matter who you are, you only belong to me!

No matter who you will be in the future, I will not regret loving you this time

Maybe the only thing I want and love in this life is you

Without you, I can still live a wonderful life

I don’t need love, I don’t need pity, I don’t want sympathy, you can’t give me what I need

This world is very realistic. No one can live without anyone

It turns out that I think too much, it turns out that I am too passionate

I am very selfish, please stay away from me, stay away from me

Will it wither before it blooms? I had a dream

Am I the only one who has changed or have you all fallen?

You don’t have to hide anything to say goodbye. More is still love'

Many people can't find a way to go, but I don't know which way to choose.

I hate myself for loving him too much. Even so, he still wins. Took my heart

Some people always have to sell what they have in exchange for what they don’t have.

I have never understood the meaning of life but cannot live it in my own way

You left me and turned around and left, not caring about my life or death

I often think , in fact, you have nothing to do with my love after all.

I am used to everything about you, but I am not used to everything without you in the end

I will still believe in love, but I will no longer believe that love can last forever

The sadness in the fleeting years opens On the brightest sunny day in summer

We long for the beauty given by eternity but are afraid of the aging brought by time.

Love, pain, crying and laughter are all wonderful. Don’t let love be empty and only helpless.

Being homeless, all I want is a hug.

We are just fellow travelers in this youth.

When love loses trust, how long can it last?

The promise seems more incredible than a lifetime.

When Tiantian loses his love, will he be lonely?

You said you were afraid of falling in love with me and I said I was afraid that I would be serious about you

The darkness deep in the clouds submerged the landscape in my heart

Growth is a journey Cruel plunder, snatch away innocence, take away innocence

You are so coquettish and you are so cheap, you are so cheap and famous

Maybe you will slowly forget many of them, but I will always remember them.

I'm afraid that after too long, you will forget my appearance

Saying it or not saying it, doing it or not doing it are all wrong

Don't expect anything from anyone anymore Understand that I will no longer accept anyone’s care

The farthest distance from you is always behind your back

The always sad cat leaned against the bars and licked the wounds after the fight

Even love will become cold, but now I am hugging you and you are so warm. Funny signature!

1. Mental patients have broad ideas, and mentally retarded children have a lot of fun.

2. Auntie is fiercer than a tiger.

3. If you don’t speculate, you will get more fresh ideas.

4. Since I blocked you, the Internet speed has become faster.

5. Cheese is power bacon

6. Forgive me for being dissolute and low in laughter in this life.

7. If you are well, it will be a bolt from the blue.

8. My quilt is sick today, and I have to stay in bed to take care of her.

9. I read books at ordinary times because I have a thirst for knowledge, and I read before exams because I have a desire to survive.

10. My schizophrenia is gone, and I and I are fine.

11. Silent like a sick cat, active like a mad dog.

12. People of the opposite sex will only have offspring, and only people of the same sex will have true love.

13. Bajie, you are looking at my teacher’s signature again

14. It’s not always good for children to cough. Most of them are just pretending, and a good beating will be enough.

15. I have a pair of watery bags under my eyes.

16. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

17. Many people rely on their faces to make a living, but not me, I rely on my mouth.

18. Life has become much easier since I became shameless.

19. People who don’t like me often have low quality.

20. Are the circles on your belly growth rings?

21. Be a person who has side effects on society

22. Rowing does not rely on oars, it all depends on a wave!

23. Sincerely seek investment, support, and relief. Anyone interested can chat privately. I don't accept mercy, I am a person with a backbone!

24. If the person you like doesn’t show up, forget about the person who shows up. You’d better not show up!

25. I recently read a book that teaches people how to forget, and I benefited a lot from it. I forgot the title of the book, and I didn’t remember the content.