Current location - Quotes Website - Personality signature - Super funny and cold personality signature
Super funny and cold personality signature
1. The Tang Priest asked, "Where is my Bai Longma?" Pig said, "I was detained by the traffic police.

2. The reason why I get fat is because many things are hard to lose weight in my heart

3. Pleasant Goat can become Xiang after reading it! Try it if you don't believe me!

4. It's mine, and I can't run away; It's not mine. It's better to run away.

5. Every teacher seems to think that we only have his homework.

6. Don't get upset with the past, because it has passed. Don't have a hard time with reality, because you have to live on.

7. Love is like a class teacher talking to you, and it will always come when it is time.

8. Knowing that he likes me makes him want to rob me, and he doesn't mind if he tells the world that he likes me, so he won't be robbed.

9. There is a kind of one-on-one fight, and I promise that anyone under 5 years old and over 8 can't beat me! ! !

1. You always say that I don't understand you. I admit that I don't understand you! But do you understand me?

11. What I am good at is finding you in the crowd.

12. If you are good, you will be envied, but if you are poor, you will be looked down upon. If you are open, people will say you are coquettish, and if you are conservative, people will say you are pretending. This is the reality.

13. I copied the answers in the math exam, but I found that I really couldn't understand what those were. I didn't want to give me the answers either.

14. When I was a child, I always imagined the future, but when I grew up, I always missed the past.

15. Those who love to play tricks, please stay away from me. We are not the same.

16. It is illegal to deduct points from exams. The criminal law stipulates that it is a crime of fraud to take advantage of others' ignorance to cause losses to others.

17. The person who really loves me will never leave me. Even if he has thousands of reasons to give up, he will always find a reason to stick to it.

18. People are too familiar with each other to know where the knife hurts the most.

19. Most of the time, I would rather be misunderstood than explained. Believe it or not, that is, people who understand me at once, why should they explain it?

2. Why do other people like to speak ill of you behind your back? Because you are ahead of them

21. Your heart has long been spoiled by dogs, so don't ask me where I can really go to you

22. You are sixty cents, I am sixty cents, and we are one dollar and two cents

23. Your persistence may be like a rogue in the eyes of others, and it may be described as shameless by others.

24. Baidu looked up how to get the first place in the 15m. The best answer is that his girlfriend is being molested at the end! ! !

25. If you hear my sob, please cover your ears to keep me aloof and beautiful.

26. Don't think too much of me. When I show you my shortcomings, I say that I have changed.

27. "Teacher, I want to ask for leave." "What's the matter with you?" "I feel dizzy in class." "get out!" "Thank you, teacher!"

28. Can you take a vacation with the world? I want to leave for a while.

29. Pretend to be a city dweller. Now the earth is called a village ]

3. If I were a zombie, I would definitely not eat you. "I'm so moved" and "Because you have no brain"

31. When the sunflower class starts, my daughter-in-law is angry and always idle, just buy some delicious digestion. I want to tell you. I'm not your father. There are not so many stories for you to remember

35. People who laugh at me, please put your toothbrush white first

36. When all your roommates go to bed, don't stay down alone, or you will be treated like a dog ... What a painful realization!

37. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?

38. For those who don't like me, I can only say: I'm really comfortable to add to your heart.

39. "How can I get your deskmate to see the teacher for you when playing mobile phone in class?" Answer: "Play with your deskmate's mobile phone!"

4. I am surprised that you are such a blind and confident person. Where did your inexplicable self-confidence come from?

41. The reason why I need you is that two people can't sleep cold.

42. Are you talking to me? Is your foot firmly established?

43. Feed the robbed things to the dog. Be a calm person. Be indifferent and indifferent. Don't fight for it.

44. Don't whine behind my back. Come out and kill me if you are not happy.

45. You are not qualified to say that I have changed. Do you know that there is a saying that I owe it to you?

46. There are always a few such friends around me. When I first met her, I was gentle, but I didn't know which mental hospital I was released from when I got familiar with her.

47. Now you will know whether you are mixing society or society is mixing you in a few years.

48. Don't think that you look like a golden hoop, and I am afraid of you.

49. Partners who want to lose weight, move your little mouse and crack! Your wishes will come true, and I will give you strength!

5. Don't feel inferior. Teething is good. Drinking tea can separate tea residue, eating can be used as a knife and fork, digging sweet potatoes in the ground, and it can cover your chin when it rains. Is teething the best? 51. I have to make out with Emma every time I do my homework.

52. No matter what kind of dog I get, I believe I have a bright future.

53. To put it bluntly, it's a crazy mental hospital ...

54. Ma Ma said how I treated her during the rebellious period and how she treated me during the menopause.

55. Believe that some people will hate you because of your shortcomings, but others will like you because of your truth and nature.

56. If you drown in the deep sea, I will tell you that you deserve it! ! !

57. No matter how weak I am, I will protect the people I love.

58. Don't set your avatar as your own photo. It's unlucky when you're not online.

59. Having a crush on someone is just like having wifi on the other person.

6. Appreciation and playing are two kinds of mentality.

61. Children who live in accommodation are the richest people on Monday, local tyrants on Tuesday, civilians on Wednesday, poor people on Thursday and bankrupt on Friday.

62. Do you think I'm cold? Should I burn you with enthusiasm?