Man: "Do you marry the safe in the bank?"
2. Patient: "Doctor, you left your scissors in my stomach."
"Never mind, I have another one."
Judge: "Why do you print counterfeit money?" The defendant said innocently, "Because I can't print real money."
4. Part I: Hahahahahahaha, Part II: Hehehehehehehehehe. Horizontal batch: mental derangement.
5. Father: "You are so old, it's time to find a wife." Son: "yes, but there are a sea of people." Whose wife am I looking for? "
6. Female: "Does your fiance know your age?" Woman B: "Yes, he knows part of it."
7. Teacher: "Please make a sentence with' except'." Classmate: "In the New Year, the troupe in the village sounded the voice of' except, except'."
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