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Humor and funny cure: you let me go to bed early, and I'll go to bed. Isn't that shameful?
1, I just want to be his little princess, and I only eat sugar without suffering.

2. I have been lucky for most of my life, just to meet your enlargement.

I just want to sleep with you in my life.

I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

If you let me go to bed early, I will go to bed. Isn't that shameful?

6. I like that he is not good at words but talks nonsense to me.

7. I have nothing but my handsome appearance.

8. Sister in front, I'm sorry, your body is a little huge, blocking my cell phone signal.

9. You are my little star, hanging in the sky and shining.

10, is there pure friendship between men and women? Yes, as long as you are ugly enough!

1 1. Rural consolidation, the routine is as deep as the sea.

12, loveliness is justice, and I am truth.

13, calling you shameless, you really didn't let me down.

14, I gave up the beginning to avoid the end.

15, whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the obscene degree of chatting.

16, small things should be stable, big things should be ruthless.

17, I wonder if the bet on you will be paid back.

18 except me, who is jealous of you and who is infertile for life.

19, even if I end up with nothing, you are the reason why I don't regret it.

Have you had enough sleep? Tell me if you haven't slept enough. Tell me if you are interesting.

1. Sleeping is an art, please don't stop me from seeking art.

2.zgg: Uncle Zhou Gong said: I don't want to see you today. So, I have insomnia. .

Just sleeping, I suddenly found someone pulling my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are more and more bold, follow

4. I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife and sleep after laughing.

I stayed up late to do my homework last night. In class this morning, my eyelids sank involuntarily like lead. Looking at the teacher's vague figure, I gradually bent down and fell on the desk.

6.DM: I suddenly feel like I'm going to fall off a cliff when I sleep, so I wake up with convulsions.

7. God gave everyone a fair day for three hours. For the first eight hours, everyone was working, and for the last eight hours, everyone was sleeping. The difference between people arises in the third eight hours.

At school, I just want to do two things, the first is to sleep, and the second is to sleep.

9. I just went to bed and suddenly found something pulling my quilt. I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, fighting with Lao Tzu for quilts.

10, the more tired you are, the more you want to sleep. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

1 1, the color is black, you are beautiful; Life is sad, you are not tired; Double the difficulty, it doesn't matter if you are here; Sleep peacefully, just because you are around. On wife's day, I only wish our love life is the most beautiful.

12, I was very tired when I got home today. I went to bed and lay on it with sleepy eyes, and fell asleep slowly.

13, limited time, unlimited sleep.

14, insomnia, picked up a physics book and fell asleep soon.

15, I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm really tired, I'm so tired that I can hardly breathe, but who will understand? No one will understand, only facing the computer alone, turn on your favorite music and let the gentle melody caress your tired and injured heart again and again.

16, study hard, never be satisfied with your own achievements, constantly pursue further understanding, expand more extensive extracurricular accumulation, and constantly set higher learning goals for yourself. Diligent study is to face the learning task and complete it meticulously; In the face of learning difficulties, you can actively find out the reasons for the difficulties, have the courage to overcome them, and never stop if you don't understand them.

17, I'm leaving? Li Shu? Body? I'm very tired with pain. I, I, I take a nap.

18, 8. Think of yourself as someone else. Life is destined to experience many joys and sorrows. Only by treating yourself as someone else will you not be crazy in the face of happy events and not be sad in the face of difficulties. Life will also involve fame and fortune. Only by treating yourself as others will you not be tired of fame and fortune, moved by interests, trapped by officials and annoyed by feelings.

19, I am a man, not a god. Close your eyes and fall down.

20. Sleep till the end of time, regardless of the flood.

2 1: When the bell rings, primary school students start to make a scene when they lose their pencils, junior high school students start to flirt when they lose their textbooks, and senior high school students start to sleep when they lose their glasses.

22. When I sleep, I suddenly feel like I fell off a cliff, so I will wake up with convulsions.

23. I struggle with three things every day. Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning. I regret going to bed too late last night.

24. The teacher has classes above and I sleep below. I can sleep soundly.

I like to close my eyes when sleeping.

26. Sleep is to work hard, and work is to sleep hard.

27. Do you like to hold the quilt when you sleep? Do you like to hold the quilt with your legs? It is said that these are insecure children's papers.

28. Children always kick the quilt when they sleep. Fortunately, I found out that I broke my leg in time, otherwise I would have caught a cold!

29. Autumn arrived, and I was very depressed. I thought a lot, so I took what I had instructed before and tried to read it, but I didn't finish the last article, so I was sleepy and confused.

In order to find out the cause of insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.

3 1, why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

32. Death squads are: no food during the day, no sleep at night, and military training to death.

33. I want to do push-ups today! Lie down today and stay up tomorrow.

I don't want to sleep, but my eyes don't know, but I close my eyes and enjoy the darkness.

35. Go to today's class and sleep yesterday's.

When you sleep, you will feel like falling off a cliff, so you will twitch.

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

38. Some people play more than you, sleep earlier than you and do better in exams.

Flip a coin: head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up and do your homework.

Many times, the so-called going to sleep just changed from online to invisible. ...

4 1,: I go to heaven before going to bed at night []

42. Life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia. Life is like a play, I always laugh.

43, what is sleep, don't wake up if you have the ability!

44. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

Recently, I always wake up every twelve hours because of insomnia.

46. The Spring Festival holiday is fleeting, so don't sigh and complain. Diligence comes first in life, so how can we covet pleasure and waste our time? If you work hard and are not afraid of difficulties, you will gain and be happy. I hope you will step up your efforts after the year, and the leaders will praise your colleagues for loving you. When you become famous, you will break into your own blue sky!

47, happy days: just eat? Is it? Want to sleep? .

School will start soon, and I've got everything ready. Crazy sex.

49. Do you want to get rich? Then go to sleep quickly!

The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too hard at night, the Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon, and the Ya 'an earthquake told us not to sleep late.

5 1, tired and sleepy, time is when I look at the scenery outside the window and watch the beautiful sunset quietly leave. As the sun sets, the world gradually darkens. The day passed quickly. When the sun goes down, it will rise again. What about me? For some reason, I always feel sleepy and tired. Is it the sleep?

52. Think of yourself as someone else. Life is destined to experience many joys and sorrows. Only by treating yourself as someone else will you not be crazy in the face of happy events and not be sad in the face of difficulties. Life will also involve fame and fortune. Only by treating yourself as others will you not be tired of fame and fortune, moved by interests, trapped by officials and annoyed by feelings.

I suddenly feel like falling off a cliff when I sleep, so I will twitch. My grandmother who was shot said she was a long person.

54. There are not many pedestrians on the street; All I met was a sleepy woman, drawing water by the well.

55. You are sleeping. Laugh at the thought!

56. If you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.

57. The pinyin for sleep is sleep, and the pinyin for insomnia is asbestos. I can't sleep at night because I miss you.

58. You don't have to eat or sleep, but you can't miss you.

59. Black is black, and you are beautiful; Life is sad, you are not tired; Double the difficulty, it doesn't matter if you are here; Sleep peacefully, just because you are around. On wife's day, I only wish our love life is the most beautiful.

60. I never thought I was afraid of the darkness at night.

6 1, can't sleep for a long time in the morning and die at night.

62. It would be great if there were a big bed at this time. I'll jump on it at once and have a good sleep. Unfortunately, I am too sleepy to work normally now, so I have to stick to it.

63, the upper eyelid is heavily placed on the lower eyelid, and I can't wait to support it with a bamboo pole.

64. On the road to success, the process of persistence is often a process of accumulation. Accumulation is a small increase, not a big leap. There are few successful miracles in the world, which need to be accumulated gradually, and quantitative change can cause qualitative change. Moreover, step-by-step accumulation can make people feel a sense of accomplishment, get encouragement and encouragement, get the motivation to fight against difficulties, and then persistently reach the other side of success.

65. If you lie in bed every night, don't make up stories, don't set roles, close your eyes and start acting in your mind, you will definitely lose sleep.

I can't sleep every night. If I fall asleep one night, it must be abnormal, or I am dead.

67. It's one o'clock in the morning, and I'm still copying my homework on the Chinese website, but I can't see the words on the screen clearly, and my eyes are hazy.

68. I thought I was used to such a difficult love in a different place. However, for more than two years, when I was in trouble, all the fragility and helplessness hidden under the strong shell would come out and eat my scarred heart.

69. I feel very tired, not only physically but mentally. Bear the invisible pressure of family; Insist on attending classes and improve their academic qualifications; Busy at work; Being troubled by feelings, isn't it true that life must bear these so-called setbacks? Am I desperately living or trying to live? I don't even know.

Teacher, I swear: I will definitely form the good habit of getting up early and going to bed late and eating on time.

7 1: Some people, like me, occasionally wake up violently when they sleep, as if they had fallen down. It is said that such people are insecure children's paper.

72. I like to hold the quilt when I sleep, or hold the quilt with my legs. It is said that these are insecure children's papers.

73. As long as I am awake, I feel tired and want to sleep. I always dream when I fall asleep, and my dreams are messy and complicated, and I can't recall any fragments when I wake up.

74. Diligent study means never being satisfied with your own achievements, constantly pursuing further instructions, expanding more extensive extracurricular accumulation, and constantly setting higher learning goals for yourself. Diligent study is to face the learning task, be able to meticulously complete the difficulties in learning, actively find the reasons for the difficulties, be brave in overcoming them, and never give up until the difficulties are solved.

75. Record the teacher's lecture and listen to it before going to bed, so you will never lose sleep again.

76. Lazy sheep said: Happiness means sleeping with a full stomach every day.

77. Only sometimes, I really want to sleep, but I don't think about it when I sleep. Really want to sleep all the time, as if waiting for someone to come, like a prince in a fairy tale kissing himself awake.

I'm just sleepy and want to sleep. It happened that you were in bed.

79. people who say good night to sleep often stay half an hour later? Arthur.

80. If you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.

8 1, I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing.

82. What kind of past is this? It's been a long time, but it's been longer. I don't understand, I can't give love, so long. People who have given up are still paying attention, and I am very confused. Your words make me heartache, make me fidgety, and I am confused. Let me think about it for you, but I'm still confused. What the hell is going on here? I'm so tired, because I've been confused and can't find the answer.

83. I don't understand why I can't sleep! I sleep with my eyes closed, but I know I'm awake. I feel sleepy and sleepy, but why? I just can't sleep with my eyes closed. It's really hard and helpless.

84. Cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Altman hits monsters, and counts money until his hands cramp. Sleep until you wake up naturally. Oh ~ ~ this is happiness.

I want to sleep first thing when I wake up every day.

86. The two exchanged flowers, one after another. I want to sleep when I am drunk. You can leave yourself. If not, take the violin in the morning.

87. A sister asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature to SM, which I used frequently recently.

88. A little neon barely supports the brilliant black, but it reveals a little weakness. A street lamp in full bloom pulls out a black satin, which seems to surround me, but it is still a little blooming at any depth and won't let me sleep. I am struggling, like an ant in an oil pan. Every inch of reason, every inch of skin, seems to be torn to pieces and kneaded into a ball. I wish I were dead.

89. Throw a hard pen, surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

90. Rainy days are best for sleeping with a quilt and listening to songs all day.

9 1: It is said that sudden shivering during sleep is because the nervous system finds you suddenly asleep and thinks you are dead, so it wants to see if you are dead. ...

92. Didn't sleep well at work last night. At work today, I couldn't keep my head down and my eyelids closed involuntarily. As soon as my head touched my body, I immediately lifted it, but it went down again.

Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.

94. People who cannot find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later.

95. The most interesting thing in class is to watch others sleep, and then their heads twitch. . .

96, don't cry, don't make trouble, I just rolled over to sleep.

97. I always want to sleep except at bedtime.

98. He finally came up with a good idea. He tied a rope to his hair, and then tied the other end of the rope to the beam. As soon as he dozes off, he falls asleep, and his hair will be hurt by the rope, so that he will wake up and continue reading. This is the story of the head hanging beam.

99. I haven't thought of long memories for a long time and began to doubt my role in yesterday's world. It seems that I staged a tragedy, which made the audience cry and I smiled numbly. It seems that I put on a comedy, which made people giggle and cry hesitantly. Everyone's world has countless passes. You, me, him, met coldly and separated secretly. I always thought I could be calm in the face of confusion. After a long time, I feel inexplicably tired. Although I am very tired, I am too lazy to find reasons and answers. I gradually feel that simplicity is also a kind of complexity, and leisure is also a kind of fatigue.

100, coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping.

Can I sleep with you after a girl breaks up?

Breaking up is always inevitable in one's life.

Change, as you said, who can give us decades or hundreds of years,

Before you leave, while you still love me,

I want to sleep deeper.

We've all heard that I love you for ten thousand years,

This is just a white lie,

And between two people, every day is less and less,

But it will never be spared.

When do you leave,

Will I sleep with you,

Too fast, too long, too deep,

Meeting you again, hugging you,

How to put your hands?

I am your most familiar stranger.

How can we be friends? The most is to endure all kinds of emotional pain and pretend to be friends.

After breaking up, we haven't been in touch for a while, and each of us has lived a new life. Later, on my birthday, I received a short message from ta: Happy birthday.

You went back to ta, talked about your life after separation, and gradually became friends with each other.

3. What is a breakup?

Breaking up is when two people who love each other finally stop being boyfriends for some reason.

Breaking up means that two people who love each other, for some reason, can't hold each other's hands.

Breaking up is when two people who love each other can't roll sheets for some reason.

Breaking up means that we can't contact each other in the end.

4. Lovers who were originally in love, in the face of breaking up, have either compelling reasons or ulterior reasons. But if they want to be friends after breaking up, isn't that bringing everything back to life?

Why are you so troublesome? Chew with Huang Lian? If your former lover's life is not satisfactory, you will definitely think a lot of old feelings and sympathy.

For people who still have feelings, it is self-abuse to find each other. For people who have no feelings, it is hurting each other to find each other.

6. I don't want this person who once said everything, lived together, experienced together, shared together, and shared together, to never meet again, especially since neither of us has done anything wrong.

But there is no way, this is the most appropriate and kind way to deal with it, although it is unacceptable.

Finally, everyone has a new partner, and you continue to be friends with your old love.

What will the new partner think in his heart? New lovers must be dissatisfied, and what is more terrible is the relationship formed in suspicion and excuses. Of course, there are some successes, but it always sounds awkward.

What should you do if you ask my ex to sleep?

Go to sleep,

One is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer,

Don't pay attention to these details.

But you can also refuse ta,

Ask ta why she went early.

Actually, my ex is in my world,

I really think this is a particularly strange species,

Whether it's yours or mine,

All kinds of ghosts insist.

If you don't want to say anything special, just consider yourself a prostitute.

Reminds me of a joke.

A young lady said that female college students nowadays are such assholes.

Don't go to school well and grab the market with us.

I cann't believe you don't charge

In an era when sex is getting cheaper and cheaper.

It seems that everyone who grows up has the right to control his own body.

When all kinds of ideas are in your head.

You have no ability to tell good from bad, just follow the crowd.

See people around you living together.

See people around you having sex.

I want to have it, too

Under this influence.

Women who lack independent thinking

I often lose my shorts.

What seems to be lost is self-esteem.

In fact, what you have lost is your own mind.

I know some people will say it's unfair.

Why is it glorious for men to sleep with women?

It is shameful for a woman to be slept by a man.

Actually, I think it's unfair, too

I think men sleep with women compared with women sleeping with men.

This is much simpler.

But that's a moral constraint.

Neither you nor I can solve it.

You can be a so-called feminist.

Want to sleep with anyone and be proud of it.

But it is followed by all kinds of misunderstandings and rumors.

Instead of fighting morality, it is better to tighten your belt first.

I don't think sex has gains and losses.

There is only one difference between happiness and being pregnant with happiness.

I hope you can understand a truth through this matter.

The easier it is to get, the less people cherish it.

For love rat,

He enjoys sleeping with you.

Don't let them succeed.

Go to bed early, thinking too much will only make you more sad.

1, people always envy dandelion's freedom, but it can't help it.

You just fell a few times, and you feel that you have experienced human suffering, and the road ahead is still long and there are many pits.

3, everyone is working hard, not only you are full of grievances.

The fate between you and me depends on me. I'm going to let go because I'm really tired.

5, go to bed early, thinking too much will only make you more sad.

6. When I was chatting with you, all I said was polite words, and all I wrote and deleted were the truth.

7. Night is a good thing. It makes you take off your mask and lick the wound carefully.

8. It's easy to like someone. If he smiles, so will you. He said goodbye, and you never looked back.

9. I'm not sure how long I can forget you, nor can I guarantee that I can really forget you. I can only do this, not noisy, not sad, not happy, quietly and you have no intersection.

10, whatever the result, thank you for meeting. At the most beautiful time, your figure is enough.