Funny and interesting acceptance speech

An acceptance speech refers to the speech delivered after winning the award. Express your feelings after winning the award and express your gratitude to those who helped you. When expressing gratitude, if you can say something humorous, you will win more applause. Below is a funny and interesting acceptance speech I compiled for you, I hope you will like it.

Funny and interesting acceptance speech part 1

First of all, I would like to thank cctv, mtv, HC tv, HC Forum mv, for their attention and support in winning this award. In order Influence other people's aesthetic interests, interest in eating, interest in shopping and sexual interest in reading excellent articles. In this sunny, windy, cloudless afternoon with white clouds, I feel it is necessary to make my acceptance speech public. In this world, I hope that those who have money will support their money and those who have no money will support their own. If you have no money at all, just touch your right hand with your left hand.

I think, People should achieve something in life. Although I have never had a pencil since I was a child, and I have never had an eraser when I grew up, and I am still an insignificant little grain of sand in society today, this does not affect my lofty ideals and extravagant hopes. I also think that being able to get this grand prize is inseparable from my countless days and nights of hard work and study. So, as long as everyone is like me, reading magazines every day, going to forums from time to time, saying what you want to say, and just saying what you don’t want to say. Hold back for a while, drink some wine if you have nothing to do, and sing some songs to relieve your sorrow. I believe that in the near future, you will stand on this supreme throne like me.

Here I want to tell you loudly that from kindergarten to elementary school, from elementary school to middle school, from middle school to university, from university to now, this is the most profound, noble and authoritative honor I have ever received. Yesterday, Just yesterday, I excitedly emphasized that radio stations and major media should keep a low profile and never make any noise.

But the moment I stepped on the 991 bus after get off work, I was still surrounded by those sharp people. Fans who kept asking for autographs gave me a few big hugs, and even a few crazy girls even stepped on my back regardless of the occasion. Although the force was a bit strong, this was their love for me after all. Yeah, I endured it with tears streaming down my face, and I endured it, and finally I couldn't bear it anymore. I looked up and saw a 200-kilogram girl stepping on my finger to print on her little notebook. Everyone said that it's easy to be a celebrity. Well, I.

It took a lot of effort to get to this day. Standing in front of this podium, I would like to solemnly thank the HC Forum Organizing Committee, HC Media, HC Magazine, and Xiaoqi moderators. I have created this meaningful and valuable article competition activity. I would like to thank all the forum friends for their comments and support for me. I would also like to thank the administrators and every moderator of the HC Forum. Without your hard work, I would not be here today. The home page has a foothold; I would also like to thank my teachers in primary school, middle school, and kindergarten. I would also like to thank my parents, my motherland, the Great Wall of my motherland, the Yangtze River that flows in my motherland, and Guan Yu. I bought my outdoor fitness equipment - Seven-Star Plum Blossom Pile for martial arts training. Thanks to Zhang Fei for buying my aluminum alloy door when he was too lazy to practice martial arts. Although, I know that the HC forum is like the sea. If you don't stand firm, you will be swallowed up. But I still want to stand for a moment, stand for a moment, stand for a moment, stand for a little longer, a little longer, and a little longer.

After I finished speaking, everyone applauded and thanked me for patiently enduring my incoherent speech. Next See you again. Funny and interesting acceptance speech part 2

I want to ask the audience if they are tired. If the audience is tired, I will be tired. I have persisted over the years. In fact, it is not easy to be an actor, but it is even more difficult for the audience to persist in watching. You can't just sit there every year and have to wait and see when it's all over.

I hope that a group of older people like us can leave here one day early and let some newcomers stand on this stage, and we will bless them.

Let us say something gratifying: to be able to stand on this stage, at the happiest time, for such a long time, as an actor is a lifetime honor.

We must respect this place and this time. Just like me, step by step from the countryside to today, I feel a little satisfied. The rewards are simply too great. I will always be loyal to the audience and my rewards. Part 3 of Funny and Interesting Acceptance Speeches

A spokesperson for a certain undisclosed event was secretly selected, not seeking the best, but seeking the worst. In the end, two women from the ss competition area won the championships in different age groups. At the award ceremony, they delivered their acceptance speeches:

1. You must always have a good psychological quality. The old, thin, black-faced woman with numb legs, miniskirt, and slippers with onychomycosis vividly represents the menopausal version of the night school youth in the 1980s, fully demonstrating the trendy blind defective self-confidence style; the tall, fat, pimply woman, with fat buttocks, lace top, Fake goods added pidgin to help Shanghainese. He used his own experience as a high-ranking official to completely subvert Shanghai's xenophobia and once again verified the theory that the sea is open to all rivers and that foreign nuns are good at chanting sutras. In one fell swoop, he became the spokesman for hard disk upgrades and pig heads turned into ginseng wings, encouraging more idiots. Stand up bravely.

2. We must adhere to the primary quality of telling lies and never telling the truth. And you have to tell lies that are truer than the truth. You say harsh words to your subordinates, you say nice things to your superiors, you talk nonsense in meetings, and you use clichés when expressing your opinions. In short, never tell the truth.

3. To create a strong and unyielding woman. The husband is unable to provide humanitarian assistance to her due to illness, or makes up stories about rivals and enemies who are the same as the other party, etc. These are the best reasons to quickly turn herself into a weak, obedient and helpless little woman. Take it out often when needed and when not needed. At the same time, be sure to practice a few tricks: such as using the strength of the quadriceps in the car, fanning the thigh intentionally or unintentionally to express heat, pay attention to the strength and speed to attract attention. After more practice, if you can make the other party ignore your poor performance, Those who have their own conditions are experts; master the center of gravity when pretending to be drunk and stand unsteadily after drinking, and make the best contact between the pectoralis major muscle and the opponent's palm or face. This technique involves personal height restrictions and is generally difficult to practice; you can also Don't know how to pretend but don't know how to ask for instructions late at night, especially when the opposite sex has had too much alcohol and makes a sudden visit on the pretext of discussing work. It would be best if it can be controlled before and after the other person takes a shower.

4. We must always adhere to the firm belief of pretending to understand even if we don’t understand. At work, you are always right. Let the people around you believe in yourself, so you are determined to be jealous of those who are constantly learning, are more educated, understand policies, and have stronger abilities than you. You must constantly seize any opportunity to retaliate, or fabricate rumors to suppress them. At the same time, you must show off your bald head and the courage to hold an umbrella, and firmly establish your image as a beautiful and talented woman.

5. Always recommend people who are less capable than you. Always insist on using only stupid ones and not smart ones. To train those born in the year of dog, it is recommended to use those who clap hands.

Since a lot of intellectual property rights are involved, the two wives said that they would not say more about their acceptance speeches. It is common for apprentices to starve to death. Finally, with everyone’s applause, I added the following points:

1. We must strengthen the new division of labor among the five senses

2. We must dare to do something without erecting a monument

3. We must constantly replenish calcium to protect our teeth and prevent others from saying we have no teeth.

We will meet again next time as time permits. I hope that in five years, everyone can become an elite like us! Funny and interesting acceptance speech part 4

In 20xx, I frequently dealt with hospitals. First, my mother was hospitalized twice due to heart disease. , and later my daughter Ning. I lived in Ningbo for more than a month due to reactive arthritis. It seems that I will continue to deal with the hospital in 2010. My mother was hospitalized again in the past few days.

In this year of 20XX, my son selected the top ten circle friends in the university circle. I was fortunate to be recognized by everyone and became one of them. I don’t even know who voted for me. I still want to thank my son. The circle leader Lan Meng and everyone's love in the university circle! The Internet has made us strangers good friends, allowing us to have more excitement in the journey of life! The circle leader Lan Meng and the administrator have sacrificed a lot of precious things for everyone. I have given my time and energy, and I have the highest respect for this!

Not long ago, I accompanied my daughter to Hangzhou to prepare some Chinese medicine at Zhejiang Famous Traditional Chinese Medicine Clinic. When I left, I mentioned the top ten things to Peter Pan. He may not have paid attention at the time. Seeing that Xiaoxue’s prizes had been posted, but there was no news about mine, I quickly sent a message to Peter Pan: Have you received the express delivery from Jinan? If not, please say hello to the property management. . ?The answer was, ?I arrived early and had contacted the Blue Dream Circle Leader. ?When you received the express delivery, you didn’t call me, but you contacted Lanmeng? People: ?Hey, hey!? Laughed twice, and uncharacteristically refused to say anything anymore. I saw Lan Meng’s comment on Xiaoxue’s place: Let me tell you something interesting~ I received a long-distance call from a gay man in Zhejiang this afternoon. He said he had received a courier and asked me who I was? What was inside? I said the address is right for you. Accept it, a small gift for the event. Haha!? At that time, I thought that we had so many top ten friends in Zhejiang. Who knew that the gay man from Zhejiang was my husband? This guy couldn’t believe it when he saw the pie falling from the sky. He probably turned Lan Meng into a Considered a criminal suspect? But I received a gift from Xu Xiaoping in Apple Circle the year before last. He didn't even open it to take a look. Could it be that he was afraid that if he opened it, he would be unjustly enriched and would not be able to get it back?

I should have recorded this a long time ago, but I had to do some work to rush to Ningbo, plus the Chinese New Year. I have been very busy, but my mother has been hospitalized again in the past few days, and this matter has been postponed until now. Well, tomorrow is the New Year's Eve, here

I wish you all a happy Spring Festival! May your family be healthy! May the tiger and the tiger be strong! ;