Simple personalized signatures also come in different styles. What are the funny sentences among them? Here are the ones I brought to you. I hope you like them.

Classic version

1 Life cannot be like cooking, where you have to prepare all the ingredients before cooking.

2 Wear other people's shoes, go your own way, and let them find it.

3 House prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men...

4 A good horse never turns back to eat grass, because there is no grass when it turns back.

5 I am short of money and women, but I have no moral character!

6 Half of my life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.

7 Does true love still exist? Of course it does, there are plenty of it in TV series.

8 Flowers bloom not to fall, but to bloom more brilliantly.

9 Although I lied to you, you have to believe me!

10 Ugly people are also human beings. Because you are ugly, you are also a human being.

11 The scary thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.

12 There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or money!

13 If a couple plays in the water, they will drown; if they fly together, they will fall to death.

14 Specially Personalized and Super Humorous Personalized Signatures

15 No dog can bite a man who loves you away, and ten oxen can’t pull back a man who doesn’t love you!

Latest version

1 If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible.

2 I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

3 A big belly is not scary. What is scary is that it is big and empty.

4 If a woman shows herself to be generous first, then a man will not dare to be stingy.

5 A tree without bark will surely die; a man without shame will be invincible in the world.

6 Do nothing but do nothing, do nothing but do nothing.

7 Life *** is fun, because life keeps fucking playing with me.

8 I wish to be a flying bird in heaven, and a pig in the same pen on earth!

9 If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes!

10 He knows astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom, but he doesn’t understand English.

11 If replying was a virtue, I would have become a saint long ago.

12 The early bird catches the worm, the early bird catches the worm!

13 The most humorous signature classic Fan Wei slept with Lin Chiling, don’t you believe it?

14 I am not afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but I am afraid of teammates who are like pigs

15 I am not a casual person, I am not a human being when I am casual

Popular version

1 Dolma belongs to my family, my family is heaven and earth, with air in the middle!

2 No matter how beautiful the Gesang flower is, it cannot be more beautiful than my good sister Lin Daiyu!

3 If a woman is not stingy, can she still be called a woman?

4 If you don’t endure hardship, why would you want to be young and play mahjong?

5 If a woman is not jealous, a man will be hurt, and it will be internal injuries. !

6 Buddhists don’t eat onions, ginger, and garlic. Girl, do you believe in Buddhism?

7 Do you want to be as thin as a goblin if you don’t eat breakfast?

8 If you don't have dinner, do you want to go out on a date?

9 Time will really be gone if you don't save it. Yesterday, I was still saying goodbye to me.

10 We don’t have any grudges, are you kidding me?

11 Mom and Dad, I saw the Chopstick Brothers fighting yesterday. You see, they were all hurt?

12 I don’t want anything, I just want my dad, where did you hide my dad?

13 I am competitive, jealous and happy, what’s wrong with you? Domineering

14 Sister-in-law gave me cow dung for the flowers and grass to eat! I think I just want to eat it!

15 The latest version of funny signatures

16 What kind of person I am depends on others What to me.

17 In order to avoid the sadness when parting, I like to say goodbye in advance.

18 I am not perfect, but what I can give is unique.

19 I pretend to be cool because I think I have some capital. In fact, I don’t care about you.

20 My story is not touching, but I cry every time I hear it.

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