1. What do I miss about you at all? Say it again and I'll think about it at 1:30

2. You can go anywhere as long as you don't leave my heart

3. I hope you won't be stingy in the future, okay? I'm stingy, yes, I'll be stingy again

4. The world is like a giant claw machine and I just want you through the glass

5. I miss us wearing school uniforms so much What day is it? Because at that time, we were wearing couple's clothes

6. Wife, do you have enough money to play outside? Husband, don’t worry about me anymore, you have enough money, oh, can you give me a few hundred yuan? The five hundred yuan you gave me before leaving is almost gone, uh...

7. Someone just confessed to you, who? I don’t know you. Can I express my love to you if you don’t know me? Who confesses to me? Didn’t you say that you had just been confessed to? Yes, I just confessed my love, what does it matter to me?

8. Come and look at my eyes. What’s wrong? There’s nothing in there. It’s nonsense. There’s someone I like in it.

9. Husband, I want lucky money, but I haven’t got it yet. During the Chinese New Year, what kind of lucky money do you need? Have you ever pressed me in the evening? Have you slept with me? You pressured me so hard and slept with me again, why didn’t you give me money to sleep with? You’re so deep in your routine.

10. How to say Iloveyou in English when I am very lonely.

11. It’s really hard to be in a different place, but if it weren’t for you, it would be useless to stay with me every day.

12. Do you have a car? No, do you have a room? No, it doesn't matter, you have me from now on.

13. If you are tired, you can stop and watch the sunset. I will accompany you on the road of life.

14. Let me bark like a dog for you. Okay, okay, hurry up Scream, scream, my husband is going to fuck me, fuck, I can’t play anymore.

15. Don’t you know which ball is the happiest? What's the meaning? Can you guess? I don’t know, you are being pursued by me.

16. I hope that the person around me will still be you when I grow old

17. Sitting for you for a thousand years just to miss you in the next moment

18. You are too thin. Eat more, otherwise I won’t want you anymore. You can’t return it if you get fat! It's best to get fat. If you get fat, no one will compete with me. You will belong to me alone.

19. You are like a game to me. What game? Called (I am the world)

20. Be obedient, and I will discuss life with you once in the evening. If you are not obedient, I will discuss life 7 times.

21. I heard that you like to suck cats. Say you are missing a meow

22. Do you like eating strawberries? If you like it, then I will plant it for you. I will plant it in your 37℃ soil. There are many places on my body that are 37℃. Where do you want to plant it? Damn it, I was tricked.

23. I miss you, I want to sleep with you, I want to wake up with you

25. Why do you want to break up with me? We're not suitable. I knew you didn't love me. We've only had sex 21 times since we met. Now you're annoying me. Just let me go. We've only been in love for three days. ah!

26. As omnipresent as the air, your extended life surrounds me so warmly

27. The summer wind cannot wash away the dryness, are you willing to be with me? Go down to earth and carry a red sun home to warm the autumn

28. Do you have someone you like? Yes, what does she look like, have I seen her? Who have you seen? Do you have a mirror around you? There is a bathroom, what's wrong? When you walk over, the person I like is in the mirror.

Twenty-nine, do you love me? like. Then let's go get the marriage certificate. Why are we in such a hurry? Let's wait until the wedding is over! Do you know what cloth and paper are afraid of? I don’t know, cloth is afraid of 10,000, paper is afraid of just in case, so we’d better get the certificate first! .....

Thirty, are you there? Here, is there money in Alipay? Buy something for me and I'll give you cash later. How much does it cost? Not much, 128, oh, I only have more than 30 yuan left in Alipay, so 28 is fine. Sorry, I just misread it, there are more than three yuan left.

Thirty-one, young lady, are you there? Here, can you cook? Yes, what a coincidence. I know how to eat, but what if I can’t? What a coincidence, I can.

32. My dear, I miss you, I miss you too, don’t you have any expression? Well, no need to be fake, you also know that I am a practical person, so I will treat you to a big dinner after get off work tonight. No, please be polite and give me some money to spend! You are just here to make money...

Thirty-three, my chopsticks say they miss your lips, my quilt says they want to hold you to sleep, and my paparazzi say they want to nuzzle you

< p> 34. I find that I hate you more and more. I get annoyed when I see you, and so do I. What did you say? If you say it again, I hate myself more and more.

35. I love you, do you know how much my heart is worth? How much is it worth? One hundred million, stop bragging, because I am devoted to you! It's all a routine...

Thirty-six. Waiting for someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport. Waiting for eternity

Thirty-seven. I I've been paying attention to you in all the ways you know or don't know

38. Husband, who do you think is the prettiest, Fan Bingbing or Li Bingbing? Why is you not among the options? So who among the three of us is the prettiest? Fan Bingbing, mmp.... A routine of questions and answers

1

Let’s play a game!

OK!

One, two, three, the wooden man is not allowed to move!

You moved! !

Because I am attracted to you.

Two

What are you thinking about every day?

Miss you

Three

Male: You're a little weird today.

Female: Why is it strange?

Male: Very good-looking.

Four

Can you lend me your cup?

What?

Because I want to borrow you for the rest of my life.

Five

If you don’t cook for me

How can I have the strength to act coquettishly with you

Six

Man: I have a super power

Woman: Huh?

Man: I like you very much

Seven

Do you like cats or dogs?

Cat

- Meow ~

Eight

Every pen of mine is so sweet

Huh?

Because every pen knows your name

Nine

Let me carry you

Why?

You must have been exhausted from running around in my dreams all night last night

Ten

Man: My dream last night came true

Female: Can the dream still come true?

Male: Chat with the person you like

Eleven

I think you make me cold

Why

< p> Because I have no resistance to you

Twelve

Male: I have tolerated you for a long time

Female: Tsk, what do you want to do< /p>

Man: I will bear with you forever.

Thirteen

Do you know what my shortcomings are?

You have so many shortcomings, how do I know

No, there is one thing you definitely know and that is the lack of you.

Fourteen

Man: My chest feels tight recently.

Female: What’s wrong?

Female: Are you sick?

Man: Because you are stuck in my heart.

Fifteen

Can I kiss you?

No

What did I just say to you

Can I kiss you

Yes, yes

< p> Sixteen

Man: I think we should go swimming.

Female: Why, it’s so cold, I won’t go.

Man: Idiot, how else could we fall in love?

Seventeen

If you and I met, where would you say we should meet?

Mountains, rivers, wind and waves are beautiful

Anywhere is good

As long as it’s you

Eighteen

Male :Did you smell something burning?

Female: No. What's that burning smell?

Male: My love for you is burning in my heart.

Female: Why don’t you go to heaven?

Male: Because you are in this world, fool.

Nineteen

There must be poison in your smile

There are two fatal places on my body

One is very soft. Cry

A very hard Optimus Prime

Twenty

Man: There are rumors recently that I like you.

Female: Ah! ! ! !

Male: Let me clarify, that is not a rumor.

Twenty-one

If the lamp is broken, you can fix it

If the bread is gone, you can buy it

I just hope you don’t leave when you come.

Twenty-two

I have a very serious and serious question.

What problem?

When will you get married?

Hmm, I don’t know

Well, I’ll marry you when you make up your mind

Twenty-three

Are you What blood type

Are you my ideal type

Twenty-four

You will be a happy person, a happy person

Have A person full of security

Of course, the premise is to be my person

Twenty-five

Do you love me?

Love

What’s the use of just talking about love

Let’s do it together

Twenty-six

Male : After meeting you, I just want to become one kind of person.

Female: Who?

Male: Your person

Twenty-seven

Do you know what vinegar is the most sour?

Jealousy without qualification

Because I like you

Twenty-eight

Man: What I fear most is you

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Female: Why are you afraid of me? I can’t do anything to you

Male: Afraid of losing you

Twenty-nine

You know the ends of the earth Where is my son?

Where

I don’t know either

But I am willing to take you to find it

Thirty

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a scientist,

When I grow up, I want to be an artist,

Now,

I just want to go to your house.

Thirty-one

Do you know what day it was yesterday?

What day?

It’s the day I loved you

Thirty-two

Man: What kind of door is made of wood?

Woman: Wooden door

Man: What kind of door is made of iron?

Woman: Iron door

Man: What about the door made of happiness

Female: The Gate of Happiness

Male: It’s us that are wrong

Thirty-three

From today on, I will become a vegetarian

Why?

Because you are my type.

Thirty-four

Girl: Brother, brother, do you want something?

Man: What?

< p> Female: Stretch out your hands, (after the boy stretches out his hands, the girl puts her hands on top) I, do you want it!

Thirty-five

Female: You look special Like a relative of mine.

Male: Huh? Who is it?

Daughter: My mother’s son-in-law.

Thirty-six

Your lips are chapped

Well, I didn’t bring lip balm today

I have some on my mouth, otherwise Share it with you!

Thirty-seven

I only have two hobbies

I like food and I like you

To put it simply: Like to eat you

Thirty-eight

Man: What do you know how to wash?

Female: What about clothes? I can wash all kinds of clothes.

Male: Then will you like me?

Thirty-nine

Talking about the advantages of my boyfriend

It can be summed up in five words

He knows how to choose a girlfriend

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Forty

Man: Guess where my heart is?

Woman: On the left

Man: Idiot, it’s on your side Ah

Recommended reading: "Love Words Suitable for Boyfriends and Boyfriends"

What is it like to have a man who is a great talker of love?

I want everyone to know that this fish pond is contracted by you.

1.

I'm leaving. Hello, I'm Siri and I'm back.

I don’t know where else to go except by your side.

2.

Do you like me?

This question cannot be asked.

It can only be felt, not easy to answer, only action.

3.

Am I beautiful?

It’s so beautiful, you can feel it even through the clouds.

4.

My yearning for you is like a Dirichlet function,

It is discontinuous and I don’t know when it will suddenly appear.

Limits do not exist everywhere, and they cannot be integrated everywhere.

It is invisible but real.

5.

Some time ago when I was preparing for the wedding, I had constant arguments with my parents.

I helplessly complained to him:

Why do parents not care about anything? You have to take care of it.

Everyone has their own obsessions that they want to realize at the wedding.

You must also have it.

He said yes, then Just marry you,

If this can be achieved,

I think other details are not important.

6. Once I ate with him,

I was chirping beside him,

He ate faster and faster,

Wanted to be faster Eat quickly, so I can chat with you earlier.

7. He gave me a pen,

I chose this as a gift because,

This pen will represent me,

< p> Accompany you through all your joys, sorrows and joys in the future.

8.

When walking on the street, you will suddenly stop and

kiss my eye socket.

You are like a sticky little nose,

He said, let me catch a cold for the rest of my life.

9.

As soon as I turned on the phone, I received drunken nonsense messages from him.

I am at the beach,

There are waves and reefs here, but you are not there.

God knows,

I have so many interesting things,

I want to tell you.

It seemed as if I could see him bulging with anger when he bent down to pick up small stones and float them in the water.

10.

One time afterwards,

I asked him do you love me?

Of course he said he loved you

I can’t believe what I said in bed

He quickly climbed out of bed and stood on the ground, I love you

< p> 11.

I think you will like me when I’m drunk

Why?

Because there are many things you like that I want to say to you.

12.

Are you a fool?

I'm just stupid in front of you

13.

Are you there?

Ahem

I I don’t know whether I should talk about something about you or not

What is it?

I think you look like a pig

You are

No, you are

Because you are the apple of my eye

14.

Baby

Hey

Call me husband

Husband~

Call me again

Husband!

Call me more, because this is the best love story I have ever heard. Q&A

1. Send my name to your household registration book . How many days will it take to arrive?

2. I miss you very much at this time, please take care of yourself for me.

3. Since you have nothing to say, just give me a kiss

4. Can you hold my hand? From wife to old granny.

5. Is there anything you can’t do? I won’t leave you

6. Why are you so short? Because I have always been mini!

7. Do you know why I grow so tall? Why do I support you when the sky falls?

8. Do you know what God I like? The look in your eyes

9. I love you just because I love you. If you are not convinced, just come and love me

10. It’s such a pity that we finally met and quarreled. I’ll give you a hug and you touch my head. Let’s not have a cold war, okay?

11. I want to jump on your back wearing a T-shirt and a ponytail and listen to you say that I am the most beautiful girl in your world

12 .I want to give you a gift that you will like very much, but the postman won’t let me stay in the cardboard box

13. I want to make your shoes because I want to accompany you through every step of life< /p>

14. I have already closed one eye and am waiting for you to say good night and close the other one

15. If you like someone, chase after him. If you can’t catch him, keep chasing. , break his legs before you can catch him

16. From now on, if you are lucky enough to be with me, our housework must be clearly divided. You clean the house, I will clean you

17. It rains in every city. Just like I will miss you wherever I go.

18. How long have you been single? I’m sorry to keep you waiting for so long from birth to now

19. Is it true that your presence is just like the air? I can’t live without you

20. You can lend me Your cup? what? Because I want to borrow you for life.

21. Do you have a map? ah? I seem to be lost in your eyes.

22. Do you know what kind of quilt should be covered in winter? The quilt should be a treasure

23. Do you know what the difference is if you drink the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart

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24. Do you know where there is any scenic spot in this place? I don’t know, I’m not very familiar with it. I think you are the most beautiful scenery here

25. Is there a hospital nearby? No, what’s the matter? Because of you and me My heartbeat is too strong

26. Numbers 1 to 9. If I am a 9, which 8 are you? Why is it because I want to be next to you?

27. Beating with an iron rod and a wooden stick Which one hurts you more, the iron rod or not me

28. I will tell you how to lose two pounds in one week. Okay, how to reduce it? Put your heart in mine.

29. We both may have been hit by an arrow. ah? Cupid's arrow.

30. How about we exchange gifts together? OK. Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours.

31. How about we learn to swim together? Okay, so we can fall in love.

32. My blood sugar is low. Say something sweet to me quickly.

33. I am listening to your song, a single on a loop. I've been thinking about you all day, solo loop.

34. Ever since I met you, I have felt that life is short. Why? Because the sweet part is very long.

35. I have gained a lot of weight recently. Probably because I have you in my heart. Q&A on love talk routines

1. I don’t want to receive red envelopes, I just want you as my little baby

2. I’m tired of summer but haven’t eaten enough watermelon yet, like I’ve lived enough without you but haven’t waited for you yet.

3. After all this time, when I see your name, I still feel that the world has stopped for a moment.

4. I’m with you just because I don’t want to give anyone a chance!!

5. After eating the whole family bucket with me, we are considered a family

6 .I regret knowing you. You made me feel the pain when you are not around me.

7. Living less and less like yourself, like your wife

8. Maybe everything has a time limit, like you yesterday, like the love words that have never been sent

9. Since we cannot be born together, then we will harm the common people together.

10. If I could, I would spend every minute and every second of my life with you.

11. If you were a cactus, I would be willing to endure all the pain to hold you.

12. Pretend that the wind is blowing over you, close your eyes, reach out your hand, pretend that it is you who is hugging you, and miss you most clearly when you are alone

13. You are such a homebody. . No. But you stayed in my heart untouched.

14. Can you shut up? I didn't speak. Then why is your voice filling my head?

15. You are guilty. ? Not only did you break into my heart, you also stole my heart.

16. I want to be your shoes because I want to accompany you through every step of life

17. I will never like people like you. ? I will only love you.

18. I’ve gained weight recently, and it’s all your fault. Why? Because you are so sweet.

19. Liking you is the closest thing to love I have ever done.

20. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won’t let me put it in the box.

21. This is white sugar, this is brown sugar, and you are my thick sugar

22. Was there an earthquake just now? No, then why was my heart shocked when I saw you?

23. Tell you three anti-aging methods? Love me, love me, love me

24. I’m happier looking at my chat history with you than my salary slip

25. Do you know what kind of quilt should be covered in winter? A quilt should be a baby

26. Do you know where there is any scenic spot in this place? I don’t know. I’m not very familiar with it. I think you are the most beautiful scenery here.

27. Is there a hospital nearby? No, what’s the matter? You and my heart are beating so hard

28. Numbers 1 to 9. If I am a 9, which 8 are you? Why is it because I want to be next to you

29. Hey, stretch out your hand What are you doing out here? I want to hold my girlfriend’s hand

30. Let me ask you a question: Dad, sister, mother, brother, husband, which one is not related to you? Husband, my wife is so smart

31. I will take you to drink a wine that you have never drunk before? Our wedding banquet

32. The only thing I want from my boyfriend is you

33. I feel like I have seen you somewhere? It’s on my marriage certificate

34. I’m a good judge of people, so look at who I am and you’re mine

35. Should we go drinking? What kind of wine should we drink for our wedding?

36. I am missing one necessities of life. What is missing? You

37. I’m a little flirty, huh? Idiot, I’ve spent all my heart on you