2. "What can make you lower your dignity and humble yourself?" "Want an answer."
Poverty is a thin curtain, I am here and the first class is there.
I have to admit: not only girls, but I can't even catch the bus.
I always think that Keyboard Man is not worthy of this chivalrous word, and should be called Keyboard Man.
6. If you are ugly, you should read more books. If you are fat, you should walk more. If you are not a born princess, you must make up for it with diligence.
Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't have a house, you can't even enter the grave.
8. "Play mobile phone in class. How can you let your deskmate stare at the teacher for you? " "Play the mobile phone at the same table!"
Nine. There are two things that others can't take away, one is the food I eat in my stomach, and the other is the dream I hide in my heart, so I want to be a dreamy foodie.
Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime. 1 1. I don't know the one who needs work experience. Liu bang did not serve as president in other countries before he became emperor!
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Four hopes: there is a cook at home, a good-looking person in the office, a bitch around, and a lady in the distance.
Thirteen. At the same age as flowers, some people grow into roses, some grow into lilies, and you grow into fleshy ones.
14. Only the weak will cry and beg him not to leave when they break up. We strong people all knelt on the ground and held each other's thighs so that he couldn't move.
Fifteen. "Like a cat in an old alley, I am free, but I have no home." "The first time I heard people say that being single is so fresh and refined."
16. "For me. Will you go home early every day? " "Stop it, I didn't come back so late for you!"
17. Many things in life are like eating dessert. I am happy when I eat, but I always regret it afterwards. You accidentally ate too much.
18. Gradually, I understand that it is often those small restaurants that can eat really delicious food. I can't afford to stay in hotels with gorgeous decoration, exquisite cooking and thoughtful service.
19. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers, but even if you are a thousand-handed Guanyin, you have to wear clothes, otherwise you will be streaking no matter how many hands and feet you have.
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10. There are two things that are the most difficult in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads.
The second is to put other people's money into your pocket. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. Both of them successfully called their wives or universities or churches!
Twenty one. Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, wash clothes, do housework, be rejected, and take care of children.
22. I try to be an interesting person. Then I went astray and became a tease!
Life is still interesting. After all, I want to die every day for different reasons.
Procrastination is not a pathological state, but a very wise survival strategy. Many problems in our life will be solved by ourselves as long as we put them off again and again. If you don't succeed, you haven't delayed long enough.