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The teacher found a cigarette butt in a certain dormitory, so eight students in the dormitory were called to the office for interrogation one by one.

[Scenario 1]

Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

Boy a: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let's eat some root fries.

a naturally stretched out his two fingers to take it...

Teacher: Don't want to suck? ! Call parents...

[Scenario 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy B: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let's eat some root fries.

B heard the situation of a, so he carefully took the fries with his palm.

Teacher: Why don’t you dip it in ketchup?

b accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked it with his fingers...

Teacher: You are very skilled in flicking the ash. Call parents...

[Scenario 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy C: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: No, okay, let’s eat some French fries.

cBecause of the previous two examples, I finished eating the French fries very carefully and sweating.

Teacher: Why don’t you take the roots back to your classmates?

c took the fries and clamped them on his ears...

Teacher: Don’t want to suck them? Call parents...

[Scenario 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: Don’t smoke.

Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries.

d finished the fries with fear.

Teacher: Why don’t you take the roots back to your classmates?

d carefully put the fries into his coat pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

d quickly took out the chips from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stamping them hard with his feet...

Teacher: Don’t suck? ! Call parents...

[Scene 5]