When the Spring Festival comes, their jobs will fall on you, your wife will smile at you, the girls will hug you, and money will float to you, making you shout: Yes, yes, yes. ...
If you dare to be unhappy in the new year, I will turn your face into a color screen, your head into a vibration, your ears into a chord, your whole body into a straight board, and your depression into a somersault. If you dare, I will turn it into a second-hand one.
It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy new year.
5 New Year, send you a pair of couplets! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!
6 in class, you are the boss; On occupation, you are a white-collar worker; On ability, you are the backbone; As far as talent is concerned, you are an elite. Therefore, we all sincerely praise you: old, white, bone and refined! Hahaha ... Happy Spring Festival!
When the Spring Festival comes, send my greetings in Japanese: Wash all the pots and pans, and wash all the pots and pans! Chinese translation: Happy holidays! Happy every day!
Do not move! Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you!
9 Spring Festival is coming: It is too expensive to buy a Mercedes-Benz for you. It is a waste to invite you to travel abroad. Inviting you to eat in the sea will hurt your stomach. Sending you a rose and giving you a kiss is all a misunderstanding! I have to send a message wishing happiness and benefits.
10 I entrusted a most reliable mosquito to find you. It will tell you that I miss you very much and let it kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you. I hope you don't use mosquito-repellent incense and mosquito killer, because that will give you a lot of my "red envelopes"
1 1 If beauty is a crime, then you have committed a heinous crime! If being sexy is a mistake, you have made it again and again! If cleverness is punished, don't you want to be chopped to pieces? ! Happy New Year to the most beautiful woman in the world!
12 I told you not to tell him because he told me not to tell you. Now I'm telling you not to tell him. If he asks you if I told him, you tell him I didn't tell him happy Spring Festival.
13 The wind blows, and in March, the grass grows in the south of the Yangtze River, the water heating in the north of the Yangtze River, the plum fragrance outside the ridge, and the willow is soft. It's time to go for an outing and find incense. Actually, what I want to say is ... when will you invite me to dinner?
14 Want to get a Spring Festival gift? Then please put your hands on the table, palms up, and then put your head in the palms. All right! This is my Spring Festival gift to you: PDA.
15 May you face the sea every day, sleep like a pig, bask in the sunshine of South Africa, spend with Gates' dollars, get drunk with Bush's daughter, and be evaded by bin Laden. Happy New Year!
16 My blessing crosses Qian Shan, skimms the sewer, rushes through the traffic lights, jumps over the road, rushes through the alley, flashes past the old lady selling popsicles, and gets into your ear-Happy New Year!
17 I asked the trouble, and it said it didn't love you at all and would never talk to you. I hope you don't flatter yourself! And health, I tell you: it has a crush on you for a long time, and it will never change! Happy new year!
18 I heard that you will come to our house for the Spring Festival, and my brother will pick you up. For easy identification, please take two first-class cigarettes in your left hand and two bottles of Maotai in your right hand.
19 Don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent a short message with a dime, risking my life to be radiated by electromagnetic radiation at the expense of battery power, so I will pay you a New Year call regardless of the consequences! Happy new year!
In order to thank my friends for their concern for me over the years, I held a reward activity on the eve of the Spring Festival! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Spring Festival message with a value of 10 yuan for free. Congratulations on winning the prize!
2 1 new year's eve dinner method: first, you put a steaming rice cake on the ground, and then stand upside down across the rice cake at the last second of this year ~ ~ hehe ~ ~ get it!
I wish you greater success and glory in the new year. This is a gift from me to you. Just give me a small red envelope. You sign the check and I'll write the numbers.
Do you want to get ahead in the new year? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to be famous? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Do you want to be lucky? Stop dreaming and go to bed!
Iraq 10 Day Tour was grandly launched during the Spring Festival: visit the secret armory in Iraq, visit the underground fortress in Baghdad, and have dinner with Saddam Hussein. Lucky people have a better chance to stay in Iraq and fight against the United States.
I wish your computer a safe life in the new year. It won't be invaded by all kinds of viruses, it won't crash, it won't be hacked, it's fast to surf the Internet and it's good to chat-don't forget to give it a Pentium kernel.
Gospel of the Lord Jesus in the New Year: Be kind to others, be kind to the person who sends you short messages, often invite him to dinner, often buy him gifts, and give him all your sinful money. Jesus loves you! Amen!
There was once a sincere blessing in front of me. If you don't cherish it, you will regret it if you lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Wish me a happy new year.
There's one thing I haven't dared to say to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it during the New Year: you are so annoying. ..................................................................................................................................
Happy spring festival! Happy spring festival! You can't stand it without it! My wife won't let me! I secretly miss you! Kissing in the dead of night makes my heart itch, dear you! Wuliangye you
There is a saying that I cherish, because it may only be said once a year. I think it's time to speak out. I want to shout … Happy Spring Festival!
3 1 Friendship is delicious rice, hot pot and burning spirit Erguotou. Hungry again, have a drink for the New Year!
Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, I, an invincible super genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom, wish you a happy New Year in advance!
Spring Festival is coming. Eat a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up. Someone respects you and plays tricks on you. You can't eat it. Come back!
In my dream, a fairy said to me, "Steady, accurate, ruthless and patient", which I never understood. It was not until I took the train that I realized the true meaning. I pass on the proverb to you, and wish you a seat when you go home for the New Year! Happy new year!
In fact, some things are clear to each other, but when the New Year comes, I have to make it clear. ....................................................................................................................................................
Recently, a mobile phone virus code-named "Happy New Year" has become popular. If you are unfortunate enough to receive a short message containing such characters, please throw away your mobile phone immediately to avoid infection.
The new year is coming. For the sake of the environment and resources of the earth, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can use a pencil to fill in the congratulatory message on large face value RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness!
The new year is coming. Do you miss me? If you miss me, press it again. Do you miss me very much? I didn't press it until I said I wanted to. Press it again! I didn't expect you to think of me like this. I'm so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.
The Spring Festival is coming again, and all the work at hand has been thrown away. I can't forget my salary and bonus. I have to explain when I get home.
On New Year's Eve, I dreamed of you. I wish you a happy new year:
Happy new year! A sneeze woke me up from my dream. I know you miss me, so I immediately called you and said, bring me the red envelope!
4 1 hit, hit, hit, hit ... robbery! Ipiciq card, tell me all the passwords! What? You have no IQ? Then give me the red envelope! Be serious, be serious, don't laugh, happy new year!
Who is the hottest in the New Year? Faster than Liu Xiang, as tall as Yao Ming, more handsome than Tian Liang, richer than Wuzi and more beautiful than Jingjing. Who else? You're the one reading the text message!
I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health, but you always say meaningfully: what shall I eat next year if I don't roll a few dung balls in the New Year? Don't wear yourself out. I wish you a happy New Year!
What gift do you want for the New Year? Say it quickly ................................................................................................................................................................
The new year is coming, and I send you a good mood. No matter how much water the sea is, how majestic the mountains are, how many legs the centipede has, how spicy the pepper is, no matter how ghosts bin Laden is, how bandits the United States is, in short, you will always be the most beautiful and happiest!
Although the words Happy New Year only cost me 1 cent, they are equivalent to 1.5 tons of blessings on you!
The new year is coming. How have you been recently? This is a hard year's work. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold! Although you are a baiwenhang, I can remember you in my heart! Anyway, nothing to do. You should feed the cat some food.
There are four kinds of people who should pay attention to drinking during the Spring Festival: red-faced, braiding, silent and taking pills.
Happy New Year! Hire a god of wealth at your doorstep and say to you when you enter the door: Congratulations on getting rich, no matter what he wants! There is a cash cow in the yard. Its fruit is universal in the whole universe, and hundreds of millions of dollars are blown away by the wind every year!
When the new year comes, our travel agency has prepared a free happy one-year tour for you. In the first auspicious flight in 2008, you will be able to travel happily, healthily and safely. I wish you a happy New Year!
5 1 Happy New Year. Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical times, such as today, you are my first thought.
I want to invite you to dinner, but I can't pay because of the water cut during the day and the power cut at night. I have no ability to open the manual to find the answer. It turned out to be the primary stage of life, turning around, my God, it will remain unchanged for a hundred years! Can I invite you to dinner? Happy new year!
I hope you have fish every year in the new year: more money, more fish on your plate, more spirit, more friends, and-you are not redundant!
I asked the air as a postman, bound my fiery greetings into packages, stamped them with postmarks, and delivered them at a constant temperature of 37 degrees. The recipient is you. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!
I have Harry? Potter's wand, sincerely pray: I will turn all happiness into cream, all blessings into chocolate, make a cake that will be happy forever ... smash you! Happy new year!
We are the Royal Hong Kong Police. We wish you a happy new year and all the best. Accepting blessings is the only way out! Otherwise, there will be more rainstorms in the Year of the Rooster, and I will shoot you happily every day! Happy spring festival!
Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy new year!
The weather is getting worse, and a cool breeze is coming. Because of your cuteness, I especially care about you; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet; There is nothing to worry about, you can supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!
The mobile phone memory needs to be updated in the New Year, the address book is being deleted, and all information will be lost. Just a moment, please. ...
According to the fbi: 12 o'clock, I found a pair of dull eyes on my mobile phone ... hey! Pig head! I have my eye on you! Please put on more clothes in such a cold day! Wish you a happy Spring Festival!
6 1 imperial edict! As the Year of the Rat is approaching, I will give you a special message and a red envelope, which contains two thousand pieces of happiness and one thousand pieces of happiness ... If the Qing family doesn't have a happy smile, it will be copied all over the door! Take orders!
When I don't have you at night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; There is no you, no me, only a skeleton in the Spring Festival.
Breeze and stars, good wine and good friends, invite the Spring Festival, will you come? If you don't come, I wish you happiness now. If you come, I wish you happiness another day! Choose for yourself!
You know what, honey? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!
Someone is looking for you on New Year's Eve. Your crime is: being too kind to your friends and not loyal enough; Young face and bright smile. The verdict of this court is as follows: you are punished as my lifelong friend, and no appeal is allowed!
If you are alone now, I wish you a happy new year; If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.
Are you ready for my new year's red envelope? Press when you're ready, and when I say yes. ..........................................................................................................................................................
Wine, candles and a big meal, what a wonderful New Year! Only your wallet is missing! Happy New Year, my friend!
Happy, happy, carefree, comfortable, caring, loving, sweetheart, don't forget that you still owe me a New Year's Eve dinner, be careful! Eat poor you!
Starting today, I will pay more attention to you, and I will never give up until I reach you! I am not afraid that everyone will laugh at my infatuation with you: I will decide you at the beginning of the new year!
7 1 You didn't invite me to dinner in the past year. How was it? Spring Festival expression? You're welcome, I'll be satisfied with 1000 yuan a table! Happy spring festival!
Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, hot wishes to you, Happy New Year and happy family!
Congratulations! You have won the grand prize of/kloc-0.00 million. Welcome the Spring Festival with SMS. Please take your saber, shotgun and soil cannon to the Bank of China on Valentine's Day.
I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you! I have never lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness! Never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn! I have never depended on anyone, but I want to deprive you of peace! Wish you a happy Spring Festival!
You don't know my Spring Festival wishes, and you don't know that you are a big idiot. In order not to let people know, now smile at the mobile phone. Happy spring festival!
Spring Festival is coming. Eat a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up. If someone respects you, you can't eat it, and you can get it back!
Lovers should choose those who are gentle as water and sweet as honey, colleagues should choose those who work hard and have no temper, and friends should choose those who have a runny nose. Wipe your nose quickly and have a clean New Year.
Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Happy new year, crazy!