Humorous toasts at the wine table

1. One, two, and two ounces is not wine, three, two, and four ounces are gargling in the mouth, five, two, and six ounces is wine, and seven, two, and eight ounces are wine. If you walk against the wall, people will not walk away.

2. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; make things right with superiors and level them with subordinates!

3 . Don't drink too much in the morning, there are several tables tonight; don't get drunk when you drink at noon, because the department has a meeting in the afternoon; don't drink too much in the evening, lest your wife look for you everywhere.

4. This wine looks like water. It tastes spicy in your mouth and haunts you in your stomach. You stumble when you walk. You get up in the middle of the night to look for water. You regret it when you wake up in the morning!

5. We are all close friends getting together, so let me drink some soothing wine first.

6. When you see an injustice on the road, shout, "If you don't drink, who will drink?" --- Make the person involved in the lawsuit drink a glass of wine while hoeing the fields at noon. Do you think it’s bitter or not?

7. I can’t wake up from my spring sleep, I hear the singing of birds everywhere, I raise my glass and ask the lady, how much should I drink?---The lady has the final say

8 . If you want a good relationship, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake things are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.

9. How do I express love? The glass is full of wine, one glass after another. I won’t let go until I drink it!

10. The revolutionary red wine meal makes me drunk. , so drunk that everyone bumped into each other, and when I met my wife, she said she was not drunk, and she could still drink three large glasses!

11. Drunk on revolutionary wine every day, it ruined the party style, hurt my stomach, and made my wife drunk. He was not allowed to sleep, so his wife filed a complaint with the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The Discipline Inspection Commission said that it was not right whether he should drink or not.

12. Work is about meetings, coordination is about getting drunk, and management is about charging. The leader is right! Drinking without being drunk is the best. Being lustful and not messing around is a hero. Don’t take ill-gotten wealth. Be patient. If you spare others, the disaster will disappear.

13. Five Steps to Drinking: When pouring the wine, there is a gentle breeze and drizzle; when you persuade the drinker, you talk sweetly; when you drink, you talk boldly; when you drink too much, you talk nonsense, and in the end it pours.

14. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly; live the good or the bad, just be in a good mood.

15. When the wine glass is at one end, the policy is relaxed; when the chopsticks are raised, it is okay; when the wine is full and the meal is over, it is okay if it is not possible; when you and I are drunk, it is not okay and okay.

16. Two drunk men were walking on the railway track. One complained: Why is this staircase endless? The other snorted and said: Its handrail is still so low.

17. When two drunkards met, one said: I am miserable! My wife spent all my money and ran away. Another person said: Forget it, my wife has spent all my money and still refuses to leave!

18. A cadre who can drink beer and liquor cannot leave; a cadre who can drink two taels and half a catty can’t leave. , Such cadres are the most at ease; those who can drink half a catty and eight taels must be cultivated.

19. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret being drunk!

20. Mr. : The drunkard's intention is not to drink. Miss: I don’t care about the wine. Miss: Not hanging from a tree. Sir: Don’t let anyone hang from the tree.

21. Modern men: Drink one bottle or two without getting drunk. Dancing, I know three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five to six days. Doze off as soon as you start working!

22. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are really drunk, sleep under the table; pretend to be drunk and forget Gotta tip.

23. One cup or two cups, I will walk with a big stride, three cups or four cups, I will hold on to the wall and walk, five cups or six cups, I won’t walk against the wall, but my sister will carry me away after drinking a pound!

24. The young man left home and returned home. I will invite the young lady to accompany me for this cup. ---Have a drink with the lady here and follow your feelings. This time I will drink. ---Ahem, there is no other way, just drink.

25. When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more vegetables.

26. Drinking makes a hero brave and refuses to be controlled by his wife.

27. I am afraid of being embarrassed if I don’t drink too much, so I restrain myself from drinking.

28. A person who is petty is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband.

29. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

30. When the sun rises, the flowers on the river are as red as the fire. I wish your business will be more prosperous. ---Invite business people to have a drink, make new friends, and never forget old friends.

---Have a drink with new and old friends***

31. In the midst of the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, half a catty and two pounds are leisurely. --- A good drinker, a drink to show off your skills in times of crisis. The younger sister (brother) has a drink for the elder brother.

32. A big river has wide waves. Pick up this cup and drink it. --- Have a drink by yourself

33. The east wind is blowing and the war drums are beating. Who is afraid of who is drinking today?

34. There is always love in thousands of rivers and mountains, can you drink one less drink?

35. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it yourself first!

36. The commodity economy is in circulation, open and invigorate and drink a few cups.

37. When the person who persuades you to drink gets up and makes a toast, the person being persuaded will say: "Lift your butt, drink again", which means to persuade the person to drink.

38. The person who is trying to persuade you will drink another one. The drinker should respond: "Move your butt to show respect."

39. If a man doesn’t drink, he can’t make good friends.

40. A deep feeling is a mouthful, a shallow feeling is a lick.

41. The lady persuaded me to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I gave the boss a glass of wine, but the boss thought I was ugly if he didn’t drink.

42. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. How many times do you want to come down?

43. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have weak feelings, you will not be able to drink; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

44. One, two, and two ounces rinse your mouth, three ounces and four ounces are not counted as wine, five ounces and six ounces are walking on the wall, and seven ounces and eight ounces are still roaring.

45. If a man doesn’t drink, he is living in vain; as long as he has it in his heart, tea can also be regarded as wine;

46. Wine is the essence of food, the more you drink, the younger you become.

47. The east wind blows, the war drums thunder, who is afraid of drinking today? The meat and wine pass through the intestines, and the hearts of friends remain! A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog, a man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch, and a woman who doesn’t put on makeup lives in vain. , Men live in vain if they don’t smoke.

48. Half a pound of wine is not good wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall. I won’t walk with half a pound of wine.

49. When you know that a thousand cups of wine are too few, drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink anymore, run away.

50. Drunk on revolutionary wine every day....

51. Standing on both legs, drinking does not count.

52. I am willing to sacrifice my stomach and intestines for the revolution. I get drunk every day on the revolutionary wine, my eyes are red, my stomach is damaged, my hands and feet are soft, and my memory is greatly impaired. I drank so much that the masses rolled their eyes, and my work unit was short of funds; I drank so much that my wife shed tears, and slept back to back at night. When I complained to the Discipline Inspection Committee, the secretary waved his hand after hearing it.

53. It doesn’t matter whether you can drink or not. , we are also drunk every day!

54. Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer for tea!

55. Six sixes! What a good brother! Who is afraid of whom, turtles are afraid Hammer!

56. If the guest drinks, he will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

57. There is no cloud in the sky and there is drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted

58. When drinking wine with close friends, poems are sung to those who meet

59. The arrival of hundreds of rivers Donghai, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future

60. Is the relationship iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the relationship deep? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous injections. !

61. If you can drink one tael, drink two taels, this will make your friends generous! If you can drink two taels, drink five taels, this is how the comrades are cultivated! If you can drink half a catty, drink one catty, this is the best friend. Intimate! If you can drink a kilogram, drink a bucket, you will be promoted to vice president! If you can drink a bucket, drink a tank, you will be the director of the winery!

62. The host raised his glass and said to everyone present : "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in." Small Happy, touch along the wall; Big Happy, drag along the floor.

63. How can one walk around the world without drinking.

64. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future. If you drink nine times a day, focus on training. Only drink drinks. Leaders don’t want them. If you can drink, you won’t lose. If you are the leader’s secretary, you will fall down as soon as you drink. It is difficult to maintain your official position. Drinking too much is too little. Talents are hard to find, they will leave half way through, it is too early for promotion, lead the whole process, and will lead in the future.

65. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups are too little, drink it without speculation

66. If you don’t want others to know, unless you toast

67. The sky is blue, The sea is blue, pass it on cup by cup

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