1. Why do you talk more nonsense than Hunan Satellite TV’s advertisements?
2. I want to be so thin that I turn into a flash of lightning and light up all the obscene fat people?
< p>3. There are no lovers who can’t break up, only mistresses who don’t work hard?4. When your hair is gone, your dandruff will become more prominent?
5. When you feel depressed, you can take advantage of the landlord. Use your toothbrush to clean the toilet?
6. Cucumbers are about taking pictures, but life is about having fun?
7. The mind is a daily necessities, not decorations?
8. Have tattoos He is not necessarily a gangster, he may be Yue Fei?
9. The most painful thing in the world is not the separation between life and death but the upcoming exam. Others are reviewing while I am pre-study?
10. Your smile is brighter than that piece of shit in the sun?
11. If two people are together for a long time, it is also romantic to stare at each other with big eyes and small eyes. ?
12. My heart is not a bus. Why don’t you just sit down if there is room?
13. Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, just count the moon?
14. Mermaid, I love you. Only you will not cheat?
15. My ears are not trash cans. Don’t throw everything here?
16. What if I If you die, why don’t you give me a brother?
17. Do you call me a diving brother for fun, or a lurker for fun?
18. The most useless thing in the world is salary. I got angry after reading the article. Is it too thin to wipe my butt?
19. False illness that cannot be cured by medicine, but true sorrow that cannot be solved by drinking?
20. Sorry, the signature is too personal, causing the system to fail. Display, please refresh?
21. Life is like poop, and we are intoxicated in it like dung beetles. ?
22. Leave the last sip of water to those who need it! Give me that bottle of orange juice?
23. Some people look much better than real people when they are wearing facial masks?
24. I also want to be an elegant lady in life. Turned my mother into a shrew. ?
25. The most common thing a thick-skinned person says is: I will treat you well. ?
26. Do you know what a big shot is? Are you a little guy who keeps working hard?
27. For men, having breasts is a mother. For women, money means a man. ?
28. Looking at your photos, I was so excited that I wanted to make them black and white and hang them on the wall! ?
29. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a shot of snow beer. ?
30. Eat all your money and use up your health, gamble and go whoring and use up all your energy to perish. ?
31. Excuse me: Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? I’m sorry I’m not from here!?
32. The reason for refusing to express love is often that we are not from the same world and are inappropriate. . Am I from Mars? Not suitable for people on earth? ?
33. I am trying to make money now to buy a plane ticket for 2012?
34. Don’t charge me because I have caller ID here?
35. Do you think that you are beautiful when others call you Youlemei? Do you know that Youlemei is a disposable product? ?
36. Change signatures every day. It’s free anyway. ?
37. The boss burst into tears when he came to the bowl. ?
38. I chase and chase you with Cupid’s arrows, and you wear a bulletproof vest and fly?
40. Isn’t death scary? The scary thing is that you don’t dare to die. ?
41. Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk if he becomes a monk because the sutras he recites are so nice?
42. A must-have prop for a Spring Festival Gala magician: Dong Qing! ?
43. Life is like anxiety. There are no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling?
44. 10086 is still good to me. I send him a text message and he replies to me. 3 items. ?
45. The mistress cried. Because Xiaosi broke his beautiful life. ?
46. Salary is like a big aunt, once a month and gone in about a week?
47. Every girl wants to have a eighth brother, but unfortunately he is not human Can anyone be Qingchuan?
48. Man, man, I hope you are a good person. ?
49. My character is good, so my parents have nothing to worry about. ?
50. As the sun sets in the west, heartbroken people dance away.
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