"no!" I quickly turned the head of the computer and showed her the extinguished screen. Actually, I turned off my phone as soon as I heard her footsteps, hehe.

"Hum!" This is my mother's good voice. In addition, she quietly touched the back cover of the computer. "Lie to your mother you can't computer? Zhu Dajian, do you care about your daughter? She has played like this since she was a child! "

My dad, who was joking with me just now, immediately wavered: "How many times have I told you, brother, it's a waste of your time and our money to surf the Internet like this!" No, read today's newspaper when you are free! "

When my parents walked out of my space, I immediately made faces behind them, especially behind my father. It's a waste of money. Don't you forget that we have used broadband internet access every month? It's too wasteful to pay 100 a month. You don't surf the internet, and I don't surf the internet. Besides, what's the big deal? Is it not a few decades older than me? What "How many times have I told you!" Is it necessary to exaggerate so much? Don't you just remind me to read Xinmin Evening News, so as not to miss the state affairs? I don't-

I was just about to throw the newspaper on the bed. No, there is a line that firmly attracted my attention:

When the headmaster passed us, he whispered like an underground worker, "Today is an open class in the city, so you should behave well!"

Go to class as soon as class begins. Do you need to behave well in learning knowledge? This is not a performance. Why do you need so many people to watch it? The teacher next to him frowned. Does he smell my running shoes?

Mr. Gong, the math teacher, is wearing a brand-new suit today, but I think he is shivering in hard clothes! The class started, but what he taught us was that he nagged us several times a few days ago, and he always made math geniuses like Ouyang Tian and Zhang Xixi do calculus on the blackboard. For me, Yao's hand is high, why can't you see it?

This can't be done. Even the headmaster said that we should behave well. Of course, this "we" includes everyone.

Thought of here, I "ooh" raised my hands.

Teacher Gong said reluctantly, "Do you want to answer the next question?"

"Report the teacher, I don't want to answer the question. I just want to ask why the open class "fried" the "cold rice" I served over and over again before? Why do you have to choose students with good grades to answer questions? Really-"

If Wang Meili hadn't twisted the back of my hand so badly, I would have YYP, but she made it so vicious that I cried.

"Report the teacher, He Zhu toothache! Me, I will accompany her to the infirmary! "

Wang Meili simply pushed me out of the classroom. I think all the teachers who come to class in the city must be very strange. What is there to congratulate on toothache?

As soon as I walked out of the classroom, I gave Wang Meili a twist. We laughed together, but the headmaster said, "Twitter, the open class is not over yet!" What's wrong with it? Go to the infirmary! "

It's a good thing not to go out, but bad news travels fast. When I got home, I received another letter from UFO, just three words: "well done!" "

In the evening, Xixi's name flashed on my QQ (web paging). Needless to guess, it must be our monitor Zhang Xixi. Monitor Zhang asked with a serious face: "There is an activity about class honor recently, so the future E girl must participate!" "

Hehe, after all, it's a monitor, which sounds very comfortable. I quickly replied: listen to the monitor!

Zhang Xixi at the other end of the network popped up another line: the school will hold an online debate contest, and we will play against 1 class in the first round. Please go to the back of the fourth debate.

Online debate? What does this mean? Is it a mouse and keyboard instead of Kouga with iron teeth? Don't you talk about the debate? Also called debate?

Zhang Xi Xi "da da" sent a string of answers: that's why I want to invite you to the back of the house! You are the best in playing the internet in our class! I believe that you can definitely play beyond the norm and play a "silent eloquence"!

Zhang Xixi is really worthy of being a doctor's son. He speaks so well! But congratulations, when someone praises you, you readily agree! In fact, Zhang Xixi personally said afterwards: "Congratulations, if it is an oral debate, I won't call you!" You were in such a hurry that you scared the judges down! "

For the sake of collective honor, congratulations on your preparations. The topic of this debate is "Honesty is the first principle of being a man", and our class E was fortunate to be affirmed. I collected almost all stories about honesty from ancient times to modern times on the Internet, such as the story of Grandpa Lenin breaking a vase when he was a child, and the story of a taxi driver looking for the owner of a million dollars. I even started my father's favorite reading newspaper! There must be a lot of honest deeds in the newspaper, but my father said, "Brothers, your father has been an honest man since he was a child. You might as well follow my example, how kind! "

"Celebrity! Celebrity! Dad, you are not qualified, the case is not typical! "

Dad sighed: "well, when I become famous, I can be a celebrity's father!" " "Since he knew that I had applied for e-girl, he was angry every day.

The day before the game, school was late, and I was in a hurry to go home and prepare for the debate. 1 class Liu Chunjie and Zhuge You stopped me at the school gate: "Zhu He, how about going to KFC together?"

"Yes, I haven't been out together for a long time!" Liu Chunjie seems to have dressed up specially today. This white sweater is decorated with sky-blue flowers. It looks really pure. But she forgot that I am not a boy. Besides, it is human nature to be jealous of the same kind. I immediately replied, "not for a long time, but I have never been out together!" " 1 class comrade! "

Zhuge Liang immediately shook his head and said, "Give me a face. We are all surnamed Zhu. We should talk it over!" " "

"Your surname is Zhuge, and my surname is Zhu!" This guy! In vain, he has the same surname as Zhuge Liang. Fortunately, his name is Zhuge Liang.

Otherwise, Liu Chunjie will pester people. She came and pulled my schoolbag and said, "Oh, Miss E, your class E still took the time to teach us 1 online tricks!"

Liu Chunjie's eyes blinked. what can I say? I said to myself, congratulations, why are you so petty? Just go to KFC together! What's the big deal? They didn't say it was my treat.

Colonel Sanders' KFC seems to be free. Every cashier is crowded with people. Liu Chunjie and Zhuge Liang and I lined up in three teams respectively. When I was approaching, suddenly a big meteorite fell from the sky and landed in front of me.

Meteorite is a big foreigner with a brown beard and green eyes like a cat. I really thought he was an alien or a monster before BC. He pointed painfully, grinned and gestured for a long time, then I realized that I had sprained my ankle and wanted to buy one first.

Sure! Congratulations, I am very happy to have such an opportunity to promote the international humanitarian spirit.

"Meteorite" foreigner winked at me and gave me a thumbs-up. I'm really worried that he will kiss me. I heard that foreigners are friendly, but I can't stand his beard anyway.

However, when the foreigner left with a big paper bag full of two hamburgers, two large cokes, a big bag of French fries, corncob and chocolate sundae, I suddenly saw that he was more energetic and happier than anyone else. His ankle seemed to be smoked by the smell of KFC, so he just ran away.

"Hey, wait, you bearded foreigner!" I said "you", but he didn't look back and walked faster and faster. How irritating! I rushed out of the team. Liu Chunjie and Zhuge Liang shouted in unison at the back: "Congratulations, what are you doing? It's your turn! "

What's next? Rush to the foreigner and stop him? Dragging his clothes in the back? Even if I hit him hard, it's estimated that for him, it feels like a rhinoceros was bitten by a bug. I'm sorry to bother you.

By the way, excuse me!

This move is really clever, and the bearded foreigner immediately turned his head.

What should we do next? "How can you lie that you sprained your foot just to cut in line?" Oh, of course I can say this in Chinese, but I am still a primary school student and my English is stuttering.

I don't know when we were surrounded by people watching from the inside out. Some people said, "Hey, this little girl is not simple. I have to find a foreigner to explain!" " "Others said," Oh, why are you so serious? People jump the queue everywhere, and foreigners should be allowed to be active! " "

What is this, dishonesty, lying, nobody! Foreigners are no better! All the English words in my mind have been mobilized. "You, be honest, don't cut in line, let alone cheat, your foot is not broken!" "God, this is the first time I have spoken English with foreigners since I was so big.

Foreigners actually understand. What surprises me even more is that he can speak Chinese. Although he has a strong northeast accent, I suspect that his Chinese teacher is a sketch artist Song Dandan or Zhao Benshan.

The foreigner said, "I can't speak Chinese well." I'm not lying. Me, my girlfriend, the hospital, my feet are not good. She likes hamburgers! "

Say that finish, he also breathed a sigh of relief, look at the sweat dripping from this "meteorite", I believe it!

"ok!" I am a general demeanor (attention, or a female general), "I'm sorry, I have delayed your time! However, your girlfriend doesn't like hamburgers! "

"Meteorite" could swallow a duck egg with her mouth open: "Doesn't she like hamburgers and steamed bread?"

"It should be said that she loves hamburgers!"

Liu Chunjie and Zhuge Liang rushed out of nowhere. They pulled me aside and said, "Wow, you are already a celebrity!" ""You are the embodiment of justice, our pride! Your English and Chinese are very good! "

This Mr. Zhuge is just a bit dull. I come from China, and my Chinese is not very good!

Several middle school students who were having dinner finished early and offered their seats to us. Just listen to Liu Chunjie and ask, "Miss E, you will definitely be able to attend the online debate tomorrow!"

I am in a good mood at the moment, and I am willing to answer anything they say.

"If you are an opponent, how do you explain that honesty is not necessarily the first principle?" Zhuge Liang took out a notebook.

"This is too simple! I can provide several examples that the other party cannot refute at all. "

Liu Chunjie and Zhuge Liang handed me chips, sundaes and chicken wings at the same time. They swallowed, stared at me and listened to me. I cleared my throat:

"For example, in the face of a terminally ill patient, can you tell her the real condition? For example, my mother suddenly got laid off. Can you tell me that my father who has just gone abroad for further study worries him? For example ... "

Finally, I became excited while eating, and they were happy while eating. A middle-aged aunt who is in charge of restaurant hygiene smiles kindly at us every time she passes by. She must find these three little people particularly interesting.

We ate all the food on the plate. I shook my greasy fingers 10: "Sorry, I have to wash my hands!" " "

"I'll go too!" Liu Chunjie said.

"I'll go with you!" Zhuge Liang said that this person is really interesting, and some people wash their hands with girls?

When we returned to the table again, Zhuge Liang shouted, "Why do you collect all the things? I haven't finished my coke yet! "

"How many more?" Liu Chunjie asked.

"About a third cup!"

Liu Chunjie screamed at once: "Head waiter, head waiter!" Scared me. What is she doing? It's the first time I know that a girl makes such a harsh voice, especially a beautiful girl named Pure.

The foreman of KFC will arrive soon. Liu Chunjie almost cried and said, "We are just going to wash our hands. We haven't finished eating. There are coke and French fries in it. Oh, it seems that there are chicken wings, mashed potatoes and vegetable salad! " She reported almost all the delicious food she could eat. Finally, Liu Chunjie said unexpectedly, "Now, I want to abandon all this for you! I want you to pay the price! "

I was tongue-tied, only to remember that Wang Meili had told me before that Liu Chunjie in 1 class was very good. Her father specializes in selling fake designer bags. Is it really genetic? ...

Cleaning smiling aunt was called over, obviously surprised: "Maybe I didn't look carefully just now, but I remember ..."

"So, children, our restaurant will give you another one as it is!" The foreman bowed deeply to us. He turned to his aunt and tightened his face: "I'll inform the finance department to deduct this fee from your salary later!" " Such a thing will never happen again, otherwise ... "

I dare not look into that aunt's eyes again. I heard that I only got 5 yuan after working in KFC for an hour. Maybe she's been busy for a day or two! Every time I want to talk, Zhuge and Liu Chunjie stare at me.

When another dish of delicious food was served, Liu Chunjie clapped his hands and said, "Zhuge, you are a great hero. Please use it first. Without you, I still can't remember the trick my father taught me! Hey, He Zhu, don't go, we're not finished yet! "

I coldly dropped a 50 yuan: "Thank you! I've had enough! Let's AA! "

"No, no, please pay for our class!" Zhuge Liang still has an appetite to gobble up.

I have to go. I am ashamed of them and myself. I didn't expect today to be such an unlucky ending. Also, the overall 50 yuan, how much pocket money can I have a month! I hope I won't see them in tomorrow's game!

The online debate contest is located in the computer room of the school. Two rows of four computers facing each other, with a plastic plate in the middle. Hehe, let's quarrel if we don't meet!

We have a strong lineup: the first debate is led by the monitor, the second and third debates are Cui, who is talented and quick-thinking, respectively, and the last one is naturally, hehe, congratulations to the future E-girl! I won't say much about the opposite. I was particularly annoyed when I saw Liu Chunjie and Zhuge Liang sitting in the cheerleading seats.

Why not see the judges? It is said that the judges invited by the school from the district can watch our election in the other room. When their initial signal appeared on our screen, the game began immediately.

It is interesting for primary school students to imitate college students' debate contest, and we are innovative. Big brothers and sisters are thirsty, but our fingers hurt.

Slowly, I found something was wrong. 1 when did the typing speed of the class increase by leaps and bounds? 10 minutes, they actually poured more than 1000 words on the BBS of the debate. Read their arguments again. Why are these examples so familiar? What truth can you tell a terminally ill person? Dad is studying abroad, can he confess his troubles at home? When ... ... this, this is not what I said at KFC last night? Congratulations, congratulations, you are a hundred times purer than Liu Chunjie. No, this is sheer stupidity.

I couldn't help jumping up and saw Liu Chunjie and Zhuge Liang handing notes to their debate team. No, this paper money has become a modern disk. "Someone cheated!"

"Please don't get excited. There is no rule that you are not allowed to bring a disc into the game! The rule is not to stand up and interfere with others! " Liu Chunjie smiled softly, like a needle stuck in my heart.

My face is as hot as a volcano, and magma can be ejected from my eyes, ears and nose. "I have something to say occasionally!" I was the first person to grab the right to freedom of speech on the Internet. Yesterday, I made a big misunderstanding among foreigners in KFC, the grievance of the aunt cleaner, and the whole story. How the whole debate ended later, I was at a loss until-

That night, I went home with a certificate of "best online debater". Attached are the comments signed by the director of the jury and Mr. Chairman:

The debater is young, thoughtful, self-critical and upright. Online debate is quick-thinking, "pen" fast, it can be seen that it is improvisation, and what is written in my mind is no draft.

However, he added: maybe we are old and don't lead the trend of the internet. We are "I fell!" " "dizzy!" There is nothing wrong with the frequent "net talk" in the debate, but I wonder what YYP the best debater must show at the end of each paragraph means.

"Yes, I don't understand, brothers. What does this YYP mean? " Dad asked.

Hehe, I won't tell you! Anyway, I became the glory of class E, and no one reminded me to change YYP! Even "UFO" knows about it. He sent a message from Yi Meier: "YYP is likely to become the buzzword of the next wave of E-era!"

One day, when the temperature was as high as 4 1.8 degrees Celsius, I blushed and ran away with a cold drink. I kept my mouth shut and saved money for ice cream to buy this book. Open it carefully and turn to the first page of the text-dear! ^0^:-0-(? -? 55555 ~ ~ ~, isn't this garbled? The author of this book, the editor of this book and this publishing house, how can they bully children like this! No, find Xinhua Bookstore to change it and let them pay for it! I threw the book back to their cashier, and the POS machine automatically turned on and off two or three times. The air-conditioned bookstore was stirred like warm air by me. All my uncles and aunts are smiling at me, an angry child. They found all these books in the warehouse and piled them up into a hill that was about to touch the ceiling. One of the aunts climbed the ladder and "moved mountains" layer by layer. The people who followed nervously opened one book after another, and the first line that jumped into their eyes was: 0:-0- (? -? 55555^^^^。 Garbled, garbled, garbled, from "the top of the mountain" to "the bottom of the mountain", every book is! The manager of Xinhua Bookstore, a clever uncle, was buried in the pile of books, showing only the shiny sweat on his bare head. "What can I do? what can I do? I, I have never seen such a strange book since I was a child! " Later, I comforted him: You can go to this publishing house and find this responsible editor. If not, you can go to the author himself and ask what these garbled words mean. The manager's uncle nodded again and again, so he wiped his forehead and told me how to get there, how to turn around ... haha, these are all "original stories" I made up and posted on the Internet. The beginning of "one day" is not "once upon a time", but "one day in the future". If there is a book in the world with the title "0:-0- (? -? 55555 ~ ~ ~ "Great! "0" is the face of a child who is as happy as a pig. ":-0- ("It's the way he or she looks a little surprised? -? "It means that he (she) is in a daze," 55555 "means that he (she) is crying, and tears flow like a river, which is" ~ ~ ~ ~ ". If you can read it, wow, let's hug you from a distance, because you are my confidant and you know my language. We must be netizens! Then you can understand why I want the first chapter of a book to start from zero. Isn't the computer based on 0 and 1