Smiling is a good thing. If you smile at ten people a day, you will be happy. If you smile at fifteen people, you will feel very happy. If you keep smiling all day, others may think you are crazy!
Excuse me! It has been detected that your mobile phone has sustained a high fever of more than 38 degrees for more than 48 hours. I suggest you isolate it and transfer your mobile phone to the local fever clinic for treatment!
Yesterday, I saw on the Internet that your model of mobile phone radiated a lot, which scared me! I was just about to inform you that I was relieved to see that people with IQ below 20 were useless. Don't worry, keep using it!
Are you asleep? Help me! My name is Xiao Gan, and I know you are a kind person. He died in a car accident three years ago, and he hasn't found his head yet. Until just now, I found my head hanging outside your window. Would you please help me pick it up? thank you
You're working again! I told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health, but you always said meaningfully: It's warm, so I won't roll more dung balls. What shall I eat in winter?
You are my sun, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...
Yesterday, I dreamed that God said he could grant me a wish. I took out a globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to look good. On reflection, he said that I would take another look at the globe.
Snow is floating in the cold sky, ice is hanging on the green trees, beautiful shoes are leaking, and you are a fool, watching your mobile phone drool! what are you reading? Aren't you going to wipe? Your wife is going to have a baby! If you have more children, give me one. I like puppies very much.
It's hot and cold, so it's hard to calm down this season. I always miss you in the distance. I am willing to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if it is just a simple action: pull a shit on your head!
Shall we go on a date on Saturday Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to go to the seaside with you and listen to the sound of the sea. I'll take you to climb the tallest stone near Shanghai and see the QQ signature in traditional Chinese characters ... and kick you down!
Just a gust of wind, but so eternal, just a dream, but so real. You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help but say to you: let me know the next time you fart! On our friendship journey, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you and let you go alone. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fall, I will run ... step on my foot!
Love can't be hung up, take medicine without illness or disaster, the contract is invalid, and giggle at the mobile phone! Tell you a big secret! You look like flying sand and stones, you are great! MMDQQ star, never seen such archaeology.
I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass? You haven't fully evolved, and it's really hard for you to look like a person.
You look very fauvism! ! Your appearance broke through human imagination ... I looked at him sadly and said, "Can surgery be cured?" You have an international face, which is universal!
You look illegal! Pay the fine and fill out the form!
Brother, can you reduce the resolution on your face a little?
You grow slowly, you have too many memories. A face of innocence, a face of sorry for the people, sorry for the party.