2、? The earth loves not you, but your fat!

3、? If you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.

4、? People who say I don't have to lose weight are bad people.

5、? I can eat all these before I sweat. Can you believe it?

6、? With such a short distance, I can turn over soon.

7、? You can order anything you like. Don't worry, I'm here.

8、? The chubby meat is dripping, and it's almost oily.

9、? A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

10、? Don't call others ... it's rude to see them a little fatter!

1 1、? Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

12、? Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

13、? The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

14、? For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

15、? I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

16、? Not good! The boat is leaking! Jack, you evacuate everyone. I sealed off this place.

17、? Every big weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

18、? Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

19、? My three major shortcomings are: fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!

20、? Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

2 1、? Let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

22、? All those who say that a girl is fat are purposeful conversations. If she is really fat, he will ignore you.

23、? Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you.

24、? The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

25、? There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

26、? Smiling, my eyes disappeared, and the two pieces of meat on my cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

27、? When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will definitely repay you if I lose weight.

28、? Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

29、? Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?

30、? I was going to be as thin as lightning this year, blinding you, and I didn't want to be as fat as a nut wall, blocking your sight.

3 1、? At this moment, I saw the door pushed open in a hubbub and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

32、? Pang Kuang is really fat, rolling around Wang Ling like a ball, standing in front of her like a bucket, but her voice is like a thread, thin and low.

33、? I find you very attractive. Hmm? Secretly pleased. Do you know why? . Yes Expect. Because according to Newton's law of universal gravitation, the greater the mass, the greater the gravity. ^ T。

34、? Short or symmetrical, hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

35、? At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.